How the (frank) are you posting them this fast.

That was the Dubinsky cry fest. My favorite.


- Pomegrant

Such a great moment. Clarkie kicks his ass, whines about clarkie being a grinder. Carter kicks his ass, Clarkie gets more goals and points.

How the (frank) are you posting them this fast.
- _Zippy_

I have a photobucket, right. so all of the images are already hosted. I also have a mouse that has something like 9 buttons so I have poop programmed to move between tabs with some of the extra buttons but I could also use ctrl+tab. Then instead of scrolling up to reply, I hit quote, then ctrl+a, ctrl+v, then alt+s to post. Then while the page is loading I copy another url then repeat.

Such a great moment. Clarkie kicks his ass, whines about clarkie being a grinder. Carter kicks his ass, Clarkie gets more goals and points.
- rmdevil313

Yeah, you can't write that any better. Plus Dubinsky gets paid more than Clarkson and Carter combined.

Yeah, you can't write that any better. Plus Dubinsky gets paid more than Clarkson and Carter combined.
- Pomegrant

wow. thanks Pomegrant, this was special.

wow. thanks Pomegrant, this was special.
- MartysBetter88

I just want the world to smile a little bit every day.

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I just want the world to smile a little bit every day.

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- Pomegrant

Not sure if someone mentioned this since there's 50000000 pics on the thread now, but the rumored offer from MN for Parise is 13 yrs, $102M.

Not sure if someone mentioned this since there's 50000000 pics on the thread now, but the rumored offer from MN for Parise is 13 yrs, $102M.
- FLdevilsFAN

Zach Parise laid down hints about staying all year and all playoffs don't worry about it.

Not sure if someone mentioned this since there's 50000000 pics on the thread now, but the rumored offer from MN for Parise is 13 yrs, $102M.
- FLdevilsFAN

That sucks for minny that they sent him an offer before July 1st. Wonder how they'll penalize them.

Not sure if someone mentioned this since there's 50000000 pics on the thread now, but the rumored offer from MN for Parise is 13 yrs, $102M.
- FLdevilsFAN

That's a hair under 8 million per season. A lot of money in my opinion.

Zach Parise laid down hints about staying all year and all playoffs don't worry about it.
- NickA

lol. Suter laid down the hits for Nashville too. Doesn't mean anything. If he didn't want to test the market and re-sign, he would have.

Not saying he isn't going to be a Devil next year, but there is a reason he isn't re-signed yet.

lol. Suter laid down the hits for Nashville too. Doesn't mean anything. If he didn't want to test the market and re-sign, he would have.

Not saying he isn't going to be a Devil next year, but there is a reason he isn't re-signed yet.
- Blackstrom2

right there is a reason, out of a host of possible reasons. who's to say what the reason is? Maybe he's thinking about it and just hasn't signed yet? maybe he has and we just don't know? maybe they're working out the details? you never know until you know.

lol. Suter laid down the hits for Nashville too. Doesn't mean anything. If he didn't want to test the market and re-sign, he would have.

Not saying he isn't going to be a Devil next year, but there is a reason he isn't re-signed yet.
- Blackstrom2

maybe because talks haven't started yet?

maybe because talks haven't started yet?
- dmarsden2988

No, I think he wants to sign with a team that might be considered contenders in a few years.

maybe because talks haven't started yet?
- dmarsden2988

You're telling me that Lou and Parise have had no preliminary talks about a contract?

You're telling me that Lou and Parise have had no preliminary talks about a contract?
- Blackstrom2

He must not want to be a devil then

He must not want to be a devil then
- shvingter88

Parise clearly HATES NJ with a passion and can't wait for his official release so he can plan his future playing with his 15 other friends across the league doing his "Hi, I'm Zach Parise and I'm going to play with my friends in my 'Parise Across the League NHL Tour', won't you join me in my Harlem Globetrotteresque circus show?" gimmick that he's been planning forever now.

I already laid this all down for you, forget already?

He's going to play with his childhood buddy Suter in Detroit.

And he's also going to play with his buddy Stafford in Buffalo.

Then he's going to play with his other bestest buddy ever Dustin Brown in LA.

After that he's going to play in his home state with the Wild.

Parise is going to play for 4 teams next season and make unprecedented NHL history.

They will name a trophy after him as the future UFA climate will dictate after the new CBA is hashed out that most big name UFA's will do tours. It will be like a touring All-Star team.

*sigh*....please keep up.

Did you even read my original post? You can't (frank)ing say anything on here without some random guy taking your comment as extreme hyperbole.

Sarcasm isn't your strong suit though, eh?

Did you two even read my original post? You can't (frank)ing say anything on here without some random guy taking your comment as extreme hyperbole.
- Blackstrom2

Lou takes his time with poop. Outsiders begin to salivate over how long he takes, just like last summer. We aren't worried about it though. And you have to understand, people have been coming into devils blogs to tell us that parise will be leaving since he signed that one year last summer. It just gets annoying to us.

Lou takes his time with poop. Outsiders begin to salivate over how long he takes, just like last summer. We aren't worried about it though. And you have to understand, people have been coming into devils blogs to tell us that parise will be leaving since he signed that one year last summer. It just gets annoying to us.
- shvingter88

Again, not saying that Parise won't be a Devil next year, but there is a reason why he hasn't signed yet.


I am actually in the minority that think he will re-sign. But he obviously needs more time to think about/waiting for NJ to match what he will get in FA/etc...whatever reason you want to think of, he isn't 100% sold on staying in Jersey.

I think he maybe will see the 1st, and then re-sign with the Devils shortly after.

Again, not saying that Parise won't be a Devil next year, but there is a reason why he hasn't signed yet.


I am actually in the minority that think he will re-sign. But he obviously needs more time to think about/waiting for NJ to match what he will get in FA/etc...whatever reason you want to think of, he isn't 100% sold on staying in Jersey.

I think he maybe will see the 1st, and then re-sign with the Devils shortly after.
- Blackstrom2

Why would he want to drive the price up if he wants to play for a contender? Teams can't compete with only a couple of players taking such a huge chunk of the cap.

Why would he want to drive the price up if he wants to play for a contender? Teams can't compete with only a couple of players taking such a huge chunk of the cap.
- shvingter88

Because someone signing a contract is going to try to get the most out of it they can?

If Lou is offering 6, and Parise wants 7.5, there has to be some middle ground there, hence, a reason for the delay.

Could be term, could be anything.

edit; I should've said "closer to what he would get in FA."

Why would he want to drive the price up if he wants to play for a contender? Teams can't compete with only a couple of players taking such a huge chunk of the cap.
- shvingter88

I think Pitts has proved that its still possible! but not ideal...

I think Pitts has proved that its still possible! but not ideal...
- kneughter

Everything is bound to work once in a while. It's a big gamble if you ask me.