dude it's that same kid who always cries. he starts bawling whenever anyone touches him. worst part is he's taller and bigger than all the others.

I called a time out during the game becasue I had two kids who were more interested in looking at the airplanes flying overhead so I tried to get them to refocus.

this little female dog comes in and starts whining because someone sat on the piece of grass he wanted to sit on... (frank)in little poop. then they all start freaking out becasue one of them's crying.
- dt99999

Make the fat kid run laps every time he cries, and when the rest cry, have the criers join him for about 10 laps. Ain't nothing like running laps to get all that fat kid whining poop out of their systems.

dude it's that same kid who always cries. he starts bawling whenever anyone touches him. worst part is he's taller and bigger than all the others.

I called a time out during the game becasue I had two kids who were more interested in looking at the airplanes flying overhead so I tried to get them to refocus.

this little female dog comes in and starts whining because someone sat on the piece of grass he wanted to sit on... (frank)in little poop. then they all start freaking out becasue one of them's crying.
- dt99999

Next time make him sit on glass

Bob, do you chose the best player or the player at a position you need?

bob answers.

Bob, if you need a type of player but there's a better overall player which do you pick?

bob hesitates and answers again

Bob, if the Canadiens are picking and they have the choicee between that big center they need and a defenseman who is better overall who should they pick?

bob hesitates, answers but can be heard calling his agent on the other phone
- dt99999

MONTREAL'S FINEST!!!

WOW, (frank) lol, kids have gotten whiny over every little thing
- mr.peanut

It is my understanding as a valid reason on why you should beat them more.

Make the fat kid run laps every time he cries, and when the rest cry, have the criers join him for about 10 laps. Ain't nothing like running laps to get all that fat kid whining poop out of their systems.
- eihcnerf

it'll take me half the practice to get this dummy to understand what running means.

also, melnick plays this clip to MacGuire later in the day.

Pierre do you agree with bob?

Pierre: yes absolutely except that <says the exact opposite> but yes bob is right
- dt99999

Didn't hear that part. But that's typical mcguire.

also, melnick plays this clip to MacGuire later in the day.

Pierre do you agree with bob?

Pierre: yes absolutely except that <says the exact opposite> but yes bob is right
- dt99999

it'll take me half the practice to get this dummy to understand what running means.
- dt99999

Then push his fat ass down the hill, he will have to run up it to see why you did it, if he is still crying, push his fat ass back down over the hill, until he finally comes up not crying, or decides to stay down there and whine, and then do the rest of your soccer practice without him, anyone whines throw them down the (frank)ing hill with lard ass. Also, dont forget to fetch his fat whining ass before you leave, hate to see you being negligent and stuff.

Then push his fat ass down the hill, he will have to run up it to see why you did it, if he is still crying, push his fat ass back down over the hill, until he finally comes up not crying, or decides to stay down there and whine, and then do the rest of your soccer practice without him, anyone whines throw them down the (frank)ing hill with lard ass. Also, dont forget to fetch his fat whining ass before you leave, hate to see you being negligent and stuff.
- eihcnerf

there's no hill.



the funniest is looking at the sidelines and seeing the utter disgust on his dad's face when he starts bawling.

there's no hill.



the funniest is looking at the sidelines and seeing the utter disgust on his dad's face when he starts bawling.
- dt99999

There's always a hill. Metaphorical or not.

There's always a hill. Metaphorical or not.
- jugkope

no there's no hill.

there's no hill.



the funniest is looking at the sidelines and seeing the utter disgust on his dad's face when he starts bawling.
- dt99999

Im coaching U-10 because nobody else would.

there's no hill.



the funniest is looking at the sidelines and seeing the utter disgust on his dad's face when he starts bawling.
- dt99999

I see those calculated time outs are working wonders for this kid.

Im coaching U-10 because nobody else would.
- braidan

Coach me please

no there's no hill.
- dt99999

Tell his Dad that if his son doesn't stop crying don't bother bringing him. Then give a reason or two why.

Coach me please
- AdamFrench

Tell his Dad that if his son doesn't stop crying don't bother bringing him. Then give a reason or two why.
- mr.peanut

Saying "20 years to life" should help him understand, he lives with the little basterd, think the thought hasn't crossed his mind?

Tell his Dad that if his son doesn't stop crying don't bother bringing him. Then give a reason or two why.
- mr.peanut

I'm down to 8 kids becasue one quit 2 weeks in. little wiener was the only one with a hot mom too. son of a female dog.

I'm down to 8 kids becasue one quit 2 weeks in. little wiener was the only one with a hot mom too. son of a female dog.
- dt99999

Kids are so selfish these days.

I'm down to 8 kids becasue one quit 2 weeks in. little wiener was the only one with a hot mom too. son of a female dog.
- dt99999

A (frank)ing total loss of soccer season, betcha don't volunteer to coach next year.

Im coaching U-10 because nobody else would.
- braidan

(frank)in u5 man.... a bee flies a cross the field and the (frank)ing game grinds to a halt.

(frank)in u5 man.... a bee flies a cross the field and the (frank)ing game grinds to a halt.
- dt99999

(frank)in u5 man.... a bee flies a cross the field and the (frank)ing game grinds to a halt.
- dt99999

One of the years my dad coached me, he told a parent off, it was a great thing to witness.

Coach me please
- AdamFrench

Dear Adam French,

I haven't seen a new episode of GOT's for like two (frank)ing weeks, are they going on hiatus until he finishes writing the (frank)ing books?

One of the years my dad coached me, he told a parent off, it was a great thing to witness.
- mr.peanut

today they were lined up and told to go at "go"


half of them took of at "3".

my wife says she could see steam coming out of my ears.

I made them go back and start again 4 times until they finally got it.