Dude the second you become a parent you automatically round time up
- dt99999

This is true.

- habs12

I do this at work.

Whe she told the person off did it turn you a bit on?
- mr.peanut

Dude, you should have been on the other end of that call.

I do this at work.

When she told the person off did it turn you a bit on?
- mr.peanut

Yes

Dude, you should have been on the other end of that call.
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

Dude, you should have been on the other end of that call.
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

*gets phone ready*

- dt99999

How goes the coaching?

He is alive and will return at the appropriate time.


I got laid yesterday.
- dt99999

A fleshlight doesn't count.

Yes
- dt99999

I'm happy for you

*gets phone ready*
- mr.peanut

*cancels phone service*

*cancels phone service*
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

Well my plan worked.

Imma go smoke about 8 cigs in a few minutes.
- dt99999

pot's better for your health!!!

*calls Luc's daughter*

Dude the second you become a parent you automatically round time up
- dt99999

*calls Luc's daughter*
- mr.peanut

*practices circumcising peanuts*

How goes the coaching?
- habs12

it's ok, I have a couple of kids who won't listen too much but they're coming around. real problem is that I don't have one kid with a killer instinct on the whole roster....

*practices circumcising peanuts*
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

use a sledgehammer

*practices circumcising peanuts*
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

it's ok, I have a couple of kids who won't listen too much but they're coming around. real problem is that I don't have one kid with a killer instinct on the whole roster....
- dt99999

Either call Tony, he's good at telling 4 year olds what to do. Or I'll play for you.

Either call Tony, he's good at telling 4 year olds what to do. Or I'll play for you.
- mr.peanut

come play we can get drunk. the milf selection is pretty (frank)ing disappointing bro.

*practices circumcising peanuts*
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

Forget the practicing, just go in freehand and see how it ends goes

it's ok, I have a couple of kids who won't listen too much but they're coming around. real problem is that I don't have one kid with a killer instinct on the whole roster....
- dt99999

Make them fight to death against each other untill there's only one left standing. That one will have the killer instinct.

come play we can get drunk. the milf selection is pretty (frank)ing disappointing bro.
- dt99999

Alright, but I'm not responsible for any injury.

Either call Tony, he's good at telling 4 year olds what to do. Or I'll play for you.
- mr.peanut

hey peanut did you hear? apparently burke can now even trade players he doesn't have the rights to!

hey peanut did you hear? apparently burke can now even trade players he doesn't have the rights to!
- dt99999

Please explain.