My 36" (waist) pants don't fit anymore
- LeftCoaster

Holy crap Lite beer and bagals for breakfast from now on.

Did you go to the doctors or buy a new scale?
- VANTEL

Nah, he probably just went to take a leak after a few pints and for the first time discovered that he can't see his c*ck beneath his proud new boiler!

"The day I read that drinking was bad for you, I stopped reading."
- AlexF

I am trying to keep my girlish figure so I am drinking wine .

My advice is don't take it personal. It is part of the fun. They are fans like the rest of us. You have some great zingers .Just don't get upset over someone teasing us. They poke you come back with something funnier.
- VANTEL

Nah im not the type to rage over the internet haha, this website was made for fans taking jabs at eachother.

Nah, he probably just went to take a leak after a few pints and for the first time discovered that he can't see his c*ck beneath his proud new boiler!
- As_I_See_It

Is that a polite way of saying he is so proud of his pecker he built a sun porch over it?

Nah im not the type to rage over the internet haha, this website was made for fans taking jabs at eachother.
- pker2theend

It really has Mods call it hockey talk but we know better.

Holy crap Lite beer and bagals for breakfast from now on.
- VANTEL

That's it, my inseam and waist are the same at 36/36. Not going to the 38/36 territory Must do some exercise! I thought golfing was exercise?

That's it, my inseam and waist are the same at 36/36. Not going to the 38/36 territory Must do some exercise! I thought golfing was exercise?
- LeftCoaster

Sans beer.... Enjoy life

Sans beer
- VANTEL

Never!

Never!
- LeftCoaster

Don't blame you

That's it, my inseam and waist are the same at 36/36. Not going to the 38/36 territory Must do some exercise! I thought golfing was exercise?
- LeftCoaster

Haha you just reminded me of the dave pratt and don taylor feud about poker being a sport.

That's it, my inseam and waist are the same at 36/36. Not going to the 38/36 territory Must do some exercise! I thought golfing was exercise?
- LeftCoaster

Dr. A. prescribes a two week bath salts binge.

That should help with the weight and curb your appetite.

Sans beer.... Enjoy life
- VANTEL

Guinness.

That's it, my inseam and waist are the same at 36/36. Not going to the 38/36 territory Must do some exercise! I thought golfing was exercise?
- LeftCoaster

Do you walk with your clubs slung over your shoulder or go in the cart?

Haha you just reminded me of the dave pratt and don taylor feud about poker being a sport.
- pker2theend

That day was a beauty I thought we were going to hear a punch out .All about Doyle Bunson

Haha you just reminded me of the dave pratt and don taylor feud about poker being a sport.
- pker2theend

I remember that! Pratt was always good for a laugh.

Do you walk with your clubs slung over your shoulder or go in the cart?
- AlexF

... Or just follow the quench wench cart for 18 holes?

Do you walk with your clubs slung over your shoulder or go in the cart?
- AlexF

That is why we get married so they can carry our clubs.

I give my Filipina wife 5 bucks and tell her she looks pretty and I don't have to lift a golf bag all day.

Do you walk with your clubs slung over your shoulder or go in the cart?
- AlexF

Half and half. Gorge Vale is a hilly course!

... Or just follow the quench wench cart for 18 holes?
- As_I_See_It

Unfortunately no cart girl at our course

Luongo to Florida for a 4th round pick
- Popcorn Kid

That 4th round pick will turn out to be better then Schenn and Kadri.
- Scooby_Doo

That is why we get married so they can carry our clubs.

I give my Filipina wife 5 bucks and tell her she looks pretty and I don;t have to lift a golf bag all day.
- VANTEL

I actually play at least once a week with mine, she's not half bad actually.

I actually play at least once a week with mine, she's not half bad actually.
- LeftCoaster

Mine is learning. Looks funny watching a 5'1 girl walking down the course with two sets of golf clubs on her shoulders.

Mine is learning. Looks funny watching a 5'1 girl walking down the course with two sets of golf clubs on her shoulders.
- VANTEL

you racist...

Mine is learning. Looks funny watching a 5'1 girl walking down the course with two sets of golf clubs on her shoulders.
- VANTEL

You are a bad man