Darche is Damphousse-lite.
- Dgrdnr

Every forward is Gretzky-lite and every dman is Orr-lite.

But Subban is Orr-dark

In the way that Coors Lite is Coors Lite Iced Tea-Lite?
- AdamFrench

I don't know what those beverages are.

In the way that Coors Lite is Coors Lite Iced Tea-Lite?
- AdamFrench

I was at the beer store the other day, and reached into the fridge to grab an assortment of individual tall-boys. It was only after I got home, put the beer away, sat down, opened a beer and took a sip, did I realize that when I thought I was grabbing Bud Light Lime, I actually grabbed that new Bud Light Lime Mojito.

I nearly threw up.

Every forward is Gretzky-lite and every dman is Orr-lite.

But Subban is Orr-dark
- _nay_

I was at the beer store the other day, and reached into the fridge to grab an assortment of individual tall-boys. It was only after I got home, put the beer away, sat down, opened a beer and took a sip, did I realize that when I thought I was grabbing Bud Light Lime, I actually grabbed that new Bud Light Lime Mojito.

I nearly threw up.
- mcmanmat

They pretty much just said, "hey, you know when we added a crap-load of sugar into our beer... what do you think would happen if we added even more?" and that's how the Bud Light Lime Mojito was born.

I don't know what those beverages are.
- Dgrdnr

Had Coors lite once, that was enough.

I don't know what those beverages are.
- Dgrdnr

Bought one at the LCBO this weekend (along with $100 worth of beers not available in Quebec). I was curious.

The cashier asked me if that one was for my girlfriend

They pretty much just said, "hey, you know when we added a crap-load of sugar into our beer... what do you think would happen if we added even more?" and that's how the Bud Light Lime Mojito was born.
- kev1586

It's not the sugar that's the problem, it's the mint flavoring.

Bought one at the LCBO this weekend (along with $100 worth of beers not available in Quebec). I was curious.

The cashier asked me if that one was for my girlfriend
- _nay_

Coors Light is tremendously popular. It's always among the top-5 selling beers.

Coors Light is tremendously popular. It's always among the top-5 selling beers.
- mcmanmat

I went boating last Saturday. I have to admit that Iced tea Coors light on ice wasnt half bad.

Bought one at the LCBO this weekend (along with $100 worth of beers not available in Quebec). I was curious.

The cashier asked me if that one was for my girlfriend
- _nay_

We're laughing at this cuz she thought you had a girlfriend, right? I mean, I just want to make sure. Thanks.

Coors Light is tremendously popular. It's always among the top-5 selling beers.
- mcmanmat

Mmmm... I wonder why?

*invests billions in marketing*

Coors Light is tremendously popular. It's always among the top-5 selling beers.
- mcmanmat

Battleship has grossed $25,534,825. Society has issues.

Coors Light is tremendously popular. It's always among the top-5 selling beers.
- mcmanmat

You don't say?

Being popular doesn't make it good, especially for a hipster like me.

Bought one at the LCBO this weekend (along with $100 worth of beers not available in Quebec). I was curious.

The cashier asked me if that one was for my girlfriend
- _nay_

*thanks Howard for explaining the joke*

You don't say?

Being popular doesn't make it good, especially for a hipster like me.
- _nay_

When did he say it was good?

*drinks a Coors Light*

We're laughing at this cuz she thought you had a girlfriend, right? I mean, I just want to make sure. Thanks.
- hscesq

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend. Who looked like a girlfriend.

*thanks Howard for explaining the joke*
- Dgrdnr

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend. Who looked like a girlfriend.


- _nay_

Yeah, I have no idea what this means.

Bought one at the LCBO this weekend (along with $100 worth of beers not available in Quebec). I was curious.

The cashier asked me if that one was for my girlfriend
- _nay_

bought a 6 pack the other day, I was curious too...guy in the Couche-Tard was telling me that I shouldn't buy it...that it was disgusting, etc. Bought it anyway, and thought it wasn't so bad...though the guy prepared me mentally so I was expecting way worse I guess.

bought a 6 pack the other day, I was curious too...guy in the Couche-Tard was telling me that I shouldn't buy it...that it was disgusting, etc. Bought it anyway, and thought it wasn't so bad...though the guy prepared me mentally so I was expecting way worse I guess.
- stinger67

That's the way Dan described his first...um...you know...."experience".

That's the way Dan described his first...um...you know...."experience".
- hscesq

That first trip to Wendy's is always the hardest.

Yeah, I have no idea what this means.
- hscesq

This is less compelling, Dilbert.

This is less compelling, Dilbert.
- _nay_

No really. I have no idea what you were trying to gt across.

That first trip to Wendy's is always the hardest.
- AdamFrench