As we are both very aware....I'm not very funny.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Problem with my beard is that it twists and curl once it get longer, so I can't really sport it too long.

Not a good fit
- QuebecPride

Cats or Dogs tonight?

Hey, I love growing a beard.
- _nay_

No problem with growing a beard, the problem is when you have to shave it.

Problem with my beard is that it twists and curl once it get longer, so I can't really sport it too long.

Not a good fit
- QuebecPride

Ever heard of a comb?

We only grow beards for 2 reasons:
1. We're too lazy to shave and
2. We look wise.
- mr.peanut

I haven't said otherwise.

We only grow beards for 2 reasons:
1. We're too lazy to shave and
2. We look wise.
- mr.peanut

(frank) that.

It's ALWAYS because we're lazy. We use the wise thing to rationalize the laziness.

No problem with growing a beard, the problem is when you have to shave it.
- QuebecPride

What people ask when you have a beard: When are you gonna shave your beard?
What people ask when you shaved your beard: Why did you shave your beard?

No problem with growing a beard, the problem is when you have to shave it.
- QuebecPride

Not if you use an electric trimmer first.

Cats or Dogs tonight?
- habs12

Depends who you want to win.

If the Cats win, they win the Memorial cup.

If the Dogs win, Knights will win.

Knights are really good against Offensive powerhouse.

Didn't go as planned against the grinders of Shawi though.

(frank) that.

It's ALWAYS because we're lazy. We use the wise thing to rationalize the laziness.
- mcmanmat

It's a wise move.

Ever heard of a comb?
- mcmanmat

High tuitions make such purchases impossible

We only grow beards for 2 reasons:
1. We're too lazy to shave and
2. We look wise.
- mr.peanut

[The Toronto Blue Jays placed outfielder Ben Francisco on the 15-day disabled list with a left hamstring strain while optioning left-hander Evan Crawford to triple-A Las Vegas. The Jays also recalled first baseman David Cooper and right-hander Ryota Igarashi

Ever heard of a comb?
- mcmanmat

You want me to comb my (frank)ing beard?

Dude I'm WAY too lazy to do that.

High tuitions make such purchases impossible
- habs12

I would have thought the hipsters would be sharing a comb, because that would be the ultimate slap in the face of the capitalistic comb manufacturing industry.

Depends who you want to win.

If the Cats win, they win the Memorial cup.

If the Dogs win, Knights will win.

Knights are really good against Offensive powerhouse.

Didn't go as planned against the grinders of Shawi though.
- QuebecPride

Dogs will win it all.

Depends who you want to win.

If the Cats win, they win the Memorial cup.

If the Dogs win, Knights will win.

Knights are really good against Offensive powerhouse.

Didn't go as planned against the grinders of Shawi though.
- QuebecPride

I think you misunderstood the question.
Who wins tonight? Cats or Dogs

You want me to comb my (frank)ing beard?

Dude I'm WAY too lazy to do that.
- QuebecPride

You would be surprised at just how many bearded men comb their beards.

That's the nicest thing he has ever said to me...
- pete26

You should think about stopping my yerman friend.

I would have thought the hipsters would be sharing a comb, because that would be the ultimate slap in the face of the capitalistic comb manufacturing industry.
- mcmanmat

Depends who you want to win.

If the Cats win, they win the Memorial cup.

If the Dogs win, Knights will win.

Knights are really good against Offensive powerhouse.

Didn't go as planned against the grinders of Shawi though.
- QuebecPride

London has Jared STillnordi

[The Toronto Blue Jays placed outfielder Ben Francisco on the 15-day disabled list with a left hamstring strain while optioning left-hander Evan Crawford to triple-A Las Vegas. The Jays also recalled first baseman David Cooper and right-hander Ryota Igarashi
- BingoLady

I thought Snyder was the first one to come up? I guess if was a regular outfielder that went down, it would have been him.
Last I heard he was ripping it up down there.

Dogs will win it all.
- BingoLady

And suck awfull for the next 3 years.

You want me to comb my (frank)ing beard?

Dude I'm WAY too lazy to do that.
- QuebecPride

Dogs will win it all.
- BingoLady