ie: Sunday morning at 6AM
- Pecafan Fan

who the (frank) wants to live that long?
- DoubleDown

I think I do

You tell him howie!

How is it going on that front btw?
- QuebecPride

Gained 12 pounds.

Please stop with the Jewish jokes.

Also smoking is bad for you.

Your welcome Howard.
- stormeyAlterEgo

You're right. Let's make jokes instead about Winnipeg: The Land That Summer Forgot.

Great grand mother smoked until the day she died. She was 104 yrs old. Grand mother died at 94 smoked to the end. Neither died of the big C
- habs12

How about all their friends?

Worst thing about being a man, (frank)ing shaving his beard
- QuebecPride

Stop being such a wussy.

Grand father died at 53. 2 aunts died at 60 and 62, and I almost lost my father at 55.
- _nay_

Bad double helix ?

It would require me smoking with a frequency that would inevitably get me fired from my job, thus eliminating my income source which provides the funding for my pack-a-day habit.

I am at an impasse.
- mcmanmat

Ah.

Read back - also asp location
- BingoLady

asp left this site forever*, never to return.

*or 20 minutes, whichever comes first.

You're right. Let's make jokes instead about Winnipeg: The Land That Summer Forgot.
- mcmanmat

Are you completely (frank)ed. Summers here are Awesome. Very hot and sunny. You should know that.

There is just no spring or fall.

How about all their friends?
- stormeyAlterEgo

Second-hand smoke got to them.

Second-hand smoke got to them.
- mr.peanut

Yeah...thanks for explaining my joke asshat.

Bad double helix ?
- habs12

All 1 pack a day.

Nothing like it used to be. Before, you couldn't walk a meter without walking into a beard.
- hscesq

When I went to a tournament in MTL, we had our Hotel near St-Luc.

I thought we landed in Israël.

How about all their friends?
- stormeyAlterEgo

Entombed in ice in Winnipeg

Are you completely (frank)ed. Summers here are Awesome. Very hot and sunny. You should know that.

There is just no spring or fall.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Listen here. Everyone who has ever lived in Manitoba knows there are only TWO (frank)ING SEASONS.

1. Winter
2. Construction

Yeah...thanks for explaining my joke asshat.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Oh it was a joke?

Second-hand smoking got to them.
- mr.peanut

Lolz.

You tell him howie!

How is it going on that front btw?
- QuebecPride

That's the nicest thing he has ever said to me...

Worst thing about being a man, (frank)ing shaving his beard
- QuebecPride

Hey, I love growing a beard.

Listen here. Everyone who has ever lived in Manitoba knows there are only TWO (frank)ING SEASONS.

1. Winter
2. Construction
- mcmanmat

I got nothing...

Oh it was a joke?
- mr.peanut

As we are both very aware....I'm not very funny.

Are you completely (frank)ed. Summers here are Awesome. Very hot and sunny. You should know that.

There is just no spring or fall.
- stormeyAlterEgo

And mosquitoes big enough to carry off a small child

Please. Frenchies grow cheezy moustaches........THAT'S IT!!!
- stormeyAlterEgo

Problem with my beard is that it twists and curl once it get longer, so I can't really sport it too long.

Not a good fit

Hey, I love growing a beard.
- _nay_

We only grow beards for 2 reasons:
1. We're too lazy to shave and
2. We look wise.