agreed
- Fountain-San

So
1. No sliding
2. No diving
3. Swing as hard as you can at the first pitch.
4. Take your double and nothing more.
5. If it's mixed ball, say something witty to the female at second.
6. Hit the cutoff...no trying to throw anyone out at home.

That's about it. It's a simple game.

we're not very good.
- Fountain-San

We won 17-3. The score was flattering to us, because the other team was really bad.

It's a slo-pitch league, and their "leadoff" hitter struck out 4 times. I didn't believe it was (frank)ing possible to get the Golden Sombrero in slo-pitch. They also couldn't field worth a damn, so anything that made it past the pitcher's mound with a little speed was a base-hit.

OK...you've been off for a couple of years and maybe things have changed but...
Softball, at our age, is about drinking beer and not getting hurt.
- stormeyAlterEgo

It's about beer and not getting hurt at any age.

OK...you've been off for a couple of years and maybe things have changed but...
Softball, at our age, is about drinking beer and not getting hurt.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Of course a leaf fan would think that.

You dive Fountain you dive with all your heart but just make sure not to spill your beer while diving.

I throw the ball like no other.
- _nay_

We won 17-3. The score was flattering to us, because the other team was really bad.

It's a slo-pitch league, and their "leadoff" hitter struck out 4 times. I didn't believe it was (frank)ing possible to get the Golden Sombrero in slo-pitch. They also couldn't field worth a damn, so anything that made it past the pitcher's mound with a little speed was a base-hit.
- mcmanmat

So you went 2 for 6?

Me too. We won, but I managed to strain a muscle in my leg. At this point in time, I continue to refuse to believe that I'm getting too old for it.
- mcmanmat

t'as quelle age?

Do you mean compacted sand and rocks around every base aren't an attractive thought?
- Pecafan Fan

I suppose they are if you are intending to pour concrete.

t'as quelle age?
- DoubleDown

TOÉ TA QUELLE AGE?

TOÉ TA QUELLE AGE?
- Fredobbface

*Est content de savoir que quiewpî, pinotte et djogse sont plus jeunes*

Not like I've been trying to hide it or anything...
- Pecafan Fan

You will get a personal Visit from Ek or Jules at 100,000 posts and free season ticket

You will get a personal Visit from Ek or Jules at 100,000 posts and free season ticket
- BingoLady

Are you still bickering with Asp about who is the bigger HB nerd?

TOÉ TA QUELLE AGE?
- Fredobbface

too old for you freddie

So
1. No sliding
2. No diving
3. Swing as hard as you can at the first pitch.
4. Take your double and nothing more.
5. If it's mixed ball, say something witty to the female at second.
6. Hit the cutoff...no trying to throw anyone out at home.

That's about it. It's a simple game.
- stormeyAlterEgo

5 it's not.
6 i must have screamed that to our idiot outfielders at least 6 or 7 times last night.

So
1. No sliding
2. No diving
3. Swing as hard as you can at the first pitch.
4. Take your double and nothing more.
5. If it's mixed ball, say something witty to the female at second.
6. Hit the cutoff...no trying to throw anyone out at home.

That's about it. It's a simple game.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Stormey: Hey sexy, I've been on Hockeybuzz for 7 years.

Female at second: (frank)ing loser!

not all gay people are bald.
- Fountain-San

5 it's not.
6 i must have screamed that to our idiot outfielders at least 6 or 7 times last night.
- Fountain-San

Fred should be ur coach

So you went 2 for 6?
- Oilhab

Yeah, because I got 6 ABs in a 7 inning slo-pitch game.

We won 17-3. The score was flattering to us, because the other team was really bad.

It's a slo-pitch league, and their "leadoff" hitter struck out 4 times. I didn't believe it was (frank)ing possible to get the Golden Sombrero in slo-pitch. They also couldn't field worth a damn, so anything that made it past the pitcher's mound with a little speed was a base-hit.
- mcmanmat

striking out in softball means find another hobby.

my team is just made of young kids who really haven't played much ball and then a few older guys who are the better players. sort of twisted. it's a good league too so a few teams will just crush us.

Of course a leaf fan would think that.

You dive Fountain you dive with all your heart but just make sure not to spill your beer while diving.
- Oilhab

t'as quelle age?
- DoubleDown

Trente-quatre.

Yeah, because I got 6 ABs in a 7 inning slo-pitch game.
- mcmanmat

with 17 runs you should had been close, 2-5 then? or do you have a huge team where everyone bats?

too old for you freddie
- DoubleDown

28 this summer

striking out in softball means find another hobby.

my team is just made of young kids who really haven't played much ball and then a few older guys who are the better players. sort of twisted. it's a good league too so a few teams will just crush us.
- Fountain-San

When Fred goes from Baseball to softball next year, he is so striking out in the first game.

striking out in softball means find another hobby.

my team is just made of young kids who really haven't played much ball and then a few older guys who are the better players. sort of twisted. it's a good league too so a few teams will just crush us.
- Fountain-San

We had a 19 y/o playing last year who tried to stretch every single into a triple.