- AdamFrench

Not for me...I'm now banned from Cell Block H...

so the wife gets home yesterday and decides we should go out for takeout instead of waiting for dinner to be made because she's hungry. She then notes the hamburger defrosting in the sink and says "Are you defrosting hamburger?" I say "Yea, I guess that should go back in the fridge."

Was it wrong of me to assume that she would then have logically put it in the fridge seeing as I was on the other side of the house? I really dont get the lack of logic sometimes.
- muffin_man

If you ever figure it out write a book. It will be a best seller.

Not for me...I'm now banned from Cell Block H...
- Flyfreaky

That's why you were not with us last night

Kreider to OV.....et le but

Kreider to OV.....et le but
- Symba007

Just like Phaneuf! LOL EH????

Just like Phaneuf! LOL EH????
- weirdoh

Mom:

Now boys!
Don't get into any trouble while mommy and daddy are gone.
And Don't make a mess!!!

Son to his friend:

Do you like parties?


....

Just like Phaneuf! LOL EH????
- weirdoh

Will Howrad get a Phaneuf jersey also?

- mr.peanut

I got busted trying to take a picture of the wife's tits. I would have got away with it but I accidentally hit the flash and it lit up and caught her attention.

all praise allah in the highest

I got busted trying to take a picture of the wife's tits. I would have got away with it but I accidentally hit the flash and it lit up and caught her attention.
- weirdoh

You'll have to be better prepared next time.

I got busted trying to take a picture of the wife's tits. I would have got away with it but I accidentally hit the flash and it lit up and caught her attention.
- weirdoh

wow weirdo really?

You'll have to be better prepared next time.
- mr.peanut

get some of that spy cam poop you see in the pornos...

wow weirdo really?
- habsrock71

I tried my best. Some reason she didn't see the humour in it like I did.

I tried my best. Some reason she didn't see the humour in it like I did.
- weirdoh

She should lighten up.

I tried my best. Some reason she didn't see the humour in it like I did.
- weirdoh

i got one of those buttons thats a wireless ip camera...bought it on the internet for like 30 bucks and it takes pretty decent video. you should consider one for next time.

She should lighten up.
- mr.peanut

you calling his wife fat?

you calling his wife fat?
- habsrock71

No. She should think weirdoh taking a pic of her tits is funny.

Backstrom

No. She should think weirdoh taking a pic of her tits is funny.
- mr.peanut

when do women think anything is funny?

i got one of those buttons thats a wireless ip camera...bought it on the internet for like 30 bucks and it takes pretty decent video. you should consider one for next time.
- habsrock71

I'd be cool with that. I hope you guys enjoy watching a fatass jack off several times a day.

I'd be cool with that. I hope you guys enjoy watching a fatass jack off several times a day.
- weirdoh

lol...thats kinda sad but kinda sexy lol

when do women think anything is funny?
- habsrock71

Hey honey I was at the store today, and funny thing happened they had these shoes I really like half off so I bought them!

Hey honey I was at the store today, and funny thing happened they had these shoes I really like half off so I bought them!
- mr.peanut

You know what you do when that happens? You leave a present in the new shoe.

You know what you do when that happens? You leave a present in the new shoe.
- weirdoh

ive trained my cat to do that in my brothers shoes when he coems over...she goes over and yacks in them every time hes over its soo funny...