OK 6:00 AM comes too early... good night everyone. Stay retarded.

Only because you aren't around here often enough.
- Unholy_Goalie

The fact that I may lose ALL of my playoff pool picks after the first round is damning evidence to the contrary.
- GoneFullRetard

That's only because your area of expertise is Leafs futility. You only know what losers look like. It's not your fault.

Two players that don't address any of the fundamental problems with the Leafs?

Sounds great.
- Unholy_Goalie

Sure they do, one's a top three NHL forward and the other's a solid young D prospect, our problem is we don't have enough of those.

That's only because your area of expertise is Leafs futility. You only know what losers look like. It's not your fault.
- Unholy_Goalie

Why don't you just come right out and ask him if you can date him in the bum?

Sure they do, one's a top three NHL forward and the other's a solid young D prospect, our problem is we don't have enough of those.
- Zezel

No problem with signing Schultz but Parise is going to be looking for more than the Leafs have to give.

The Leafs need to stay away from these shortcuts and just focus on finding the NEXT Parise rather than trying to sign one that already has a few miles on the odometer.

Why don't you just come right out and ask him if you can date him in the bum?
- SofaKingBored

Lord Pope Burke disapproves of your constant and blatant homophobia.

Lord Pope Burke disapproves of your constant and blatant homophobia.
- Unholy_Goalie

Whatever you say, Nancy....

Whatever you say, Nancy....
- SofaKingBored

I imagine this is the kind of poop that goes on in the Leafs dressing room after a loss.....

No problem with signing Schultz but Parise is going to be looking for more than the Leafs have to give.

The Leafs need to stay away from these shortcuts and just focus on finding the NEXT Parise rather than trying to sign one that already has a few miles on the odometer.
- Unholy_Goalie

I don't know man, if they find a way to drive a dump truck full of money up to his house I'm okay with that. Easier said than done of course.

I imagine this is the kind of poop that goes on in the Leafs dressing room after a loss.....
- kneughter

I wonder if the Canucks bone dive each other as bad as they dive on the ice after getting embarrassed so bad in the 1st round?

I wonder if the Canucks bone dive each other as bad as they dive on the ice after getting embarrassed so bad in the 1st round?
- SofaKingBored

I would ask the same question about the Leafs but I doubt there are any players alive to answer it...

I would ask the same question about the Leafs but I doubt there are any players alive to answer it...
- kneughter

True... the Leafs wouldn't get their asses handed to them that badly in the first round... Nice President's Trophy though!!! Did you get your picture taken with it? You must be so proud...

True... the Leafs wouldn't get their asses handed to them that badly in the first round... Nice President's Trophy though!!! Did you get your picture taken with it? You must be so proud...
- SofaKingBored

Oh right I forgot... youd rather not make the playoffs... I remember. 0 playoff games is better than 5.

Oh right I forgot... youd rather not make the playoffs... I remember. 0 playoff games is better than 5.


- kneughter

Pretty much mean the same thing in the end.

Pretty much mean the same thing in the end.
- Leafland

I LOVE IT!! this is gold

Thanks

Oh right I forgot... youd rather not make the playoffs... I remember. 0 playoff games is better than 5.


- kneughter

Congrats, you won 1 more playoff game than the Leafs... I'm still LOL'ing at you crying harder than Jim Hughson after that debacle the other night...

Congrats, you won 1 more playoff game than the Leafs... I'm still LOL'ing at you crying harder than Jim Hughson after that debacle the other night...
- SofaKingBored

Ya.... I know you don't remember what playoff hockey feels like to watch... but its amazing... and I equate 1 playoff round to 2 years of regular season hockey.

I LOVE IT!! this is gold

Thanks
- kneughter

Mm hmmm...

Ya.... I know you don't remember what playoff hockey feels like to watch... but its amazing... and I equate 1 playoff round to 2 years of regular season hockey.
- kneughter

You equate 1 playoff win in the first round with what? Oh, tumbleweeds... also known as The Kesler... which is not unlike the score sheet beside his name...

It's not irrelevant. Price hasn't reached his peak yet. That was Joseph at his absolute best.
- Unholy_Goalie

This.

You equate 1 playoff win in the first round with what? Oh, tumbleweeds... also known as The Kesler... which is not unlike the score sheet beside his name...
- SofaKingBored

You know what the difference between kesler and kessel is?...

Kesler is a 40 goal scorer who HAS actually scored 40 goals.

You know what the difference between kesler and kessel is?...

Kesler is a 40 goal scorer who HAS actually scored 40 goals.
- kneughter

How'd that work out for you?

Kesler couldn't even spell "goal" in the playoffs... He wrote a dictionary with the terms "dive" and "flop" however...

Fleury, Price and Ward. Spoiled by choice.
- Unholy_Goalie

By then id say there will be at least three more candidates.