Why would I be in Fort Mac if I'm in the WWE? You really need to follow better.
- Lahey
He could definitely afford it if he was in the WWE. The problem is that we need to obtain initial beef-cake status, and we need to do this while not impacting our god-given right to snort cocaine, and snort it often.
Now Bret was lucky. That police/police wife/mother (frank)er had a rich sadistic father, who undoubtedly supported his need for blow, steroids, vajayjay, creatine, protein, Whole Wheat Shreddies, body oils, razors, and pink tights. I even heard that the mutha (frank)er was part of the BK Kid's Club back in the day.