I'm a little late on the other language jokes but...

Ik been speel met mijn kleine pimmel!

That's why I'm late.

No Google translate for me, my Oma & Opa are Dutch.
- wolfos412

google translate would do a much better job on this than you... out of 7 words you managed to spell all 8 of them incorrectly

- jbold

....tell me more.

....tell me more.
- The Law

Probably the most unhealthiest thing.

Bacon poutine? Pulled pork poutine?

Sheesh.

Damn
- Fan2

The Whistle Stop Cafe. They even have a poutine dessert menu with like chocolate drizzled Skor bars on some sort of sugary fry...

google translate would do a much better job on this than you... out of 7 words you managed to spell all 8 of them incorrectly
- Marinus1103

I am playing with my tiny dinky? I don't think it's all that incorrect.

Google Translate:
Ik speel met mijn kleine dinky

Me:
Ik been speel met mijn kleine pimmel!

I see the word been which I dunno how its spelled, and Pimmel is a word I dunno how to spell but it's pronounced the way I spelled it.

The Whistle Stop Cafe. They even have a poutine dessert menu with like chocolate drizzled Skor bars on some sort of sugary fry...
- wolfos412

imagine that half the population is obese

imagine that half the population is obese
- senstroll

All I have to do is look at Flyfreaky.

Probably the most unhealthiest thing.

Bacon poutine? Pulled pork poutine?

Sheesh.
- jbold

Ha ....I don't like this new JBold

The only bad part of Poutini's is that it's always packed with Hipsters. 3 am and I've got to wait in line behind some dude in baby blue pants and a fedora.

imagine that half the population is obese
- senstroll

That's not true. Keep in mind I count as 2 people to that messes up the average a bit.

Ha ....I don't like this new JBold

The only bad part of Poutini's is that it's always packed with Hipsters. 3 am and I've got to wait in line behind some dude in baby blue pants and a fedora.
- The Law

Trying to live a positive and healthy life, means me trying to eat healthier.


And yeah, I may..or may not be a hipster.

I swear skate shoes and skinny jeans. Also have my ears spaced.


But I don't wear poop like fedora's or stupid looking glasses. Nor do I wear ugly blue pants

That ratio improves significantly when you're drafting in the top 5.
- 1979AD

agree 100%

Trying to live a positive and healthy life, means me trying to eat healthier.


And yeah, I may..or may not be a hipster.

I swear skate shoes and skinny jeans. Also have my ears spaced.


But I don't wear poop like fedora's or stupid looking glasses. Nor do I wear ugly blue pants
- jbold

Stop being so emo.

Trying to live a positive and healthy life, means me trying to eat healthier.


And yeah, I may..or may not be a hipster.

I swear skate shoes and skinny jeans. Also have my ears spaced.


But I don't wear poop like fedora's or stupid looking glasses. Nor do I wear ugly blue pants
- jbold

I will agree to eating healthy, and I also have skate shoes but just cause there comfortable. Beyond that I wear Normal t Shirts, and Regular fit Jeans. Non of that trendy stuff for me thanks.

I always feel like I'm gonna be like my dad and regret that Flock of Seagulls haircut I had back in highschool.

with that other first we could maybe grab a decent goalie prospect. Grabo is fine but
really we need to suck again next year... I thought this season we were over the hump... but clearly we are not. Colborne and Kadri are old enough to be given a fulltime chance next season..
- senstroll

i agree.. if given a chance it should be on a line with a couple older guys who can compensate for rookie tendancies

as for a goalie.. i really wonder what it would take to get schneider out of vancouver.. tho i wonder if gillick would even deal with burke

Stop being so emo.
- AdamFrench

If I wanted to be emo, i'd write depressing poems, paint my nails black, wear mascara and dye my hair black, and straight it.


Now, I may paint my nails black, wear mascara and put on a black wig from time to time, but that doesn't mean im emo.


I just like going into the womens change rooms at the gym.

Stop being so emo.
- AdamFrench

what a dying culture swing that is huh?

i like the people in their late twenties still trying to pull of the industrial emo thing.. (frank) it makes me laugh.. such a a sad sight

If I wanted to be emo, i'd write depressing poems, paint my nails black, wear mascara and dye my hair black, and straight it.


Now, I may paint my nails black, wear mascara and put on a black wig from time to time, but that doesn't mean im emo.


I just like going into the womens change rooms at the gym.
- jbold

I wear a tunic and hose.

I saw play all the prospects all the time next year: Scrivens and Reims the goalie tandem, Colborne the first line C, Kadri and Frattin top 6 wingers, Blacker and Holzer on D, Abbott and whoever we draft this year on the roster.

We clear up tons of cap space going into Getz & Perry's UFA years, and we masturbate for Nate!

Now going into 2013/2014 we have a core of elite players, we fill in the blanks with trades and prudent signings, and become perennial contenders again.

Who's with me man?

I saw play all the prospects all the time next year: Scrivens and Reims the goalie tandem, Colborne the first line C, Kadri and Frattin top 6 wingers, Blacker and Holzer on D, Abbott and whoever we draft this year on the roster.

We clear up tons of cap space going into Getz & Perry's UFA years, and we masturbate for Nate!

Now going into 2013/2014 we have a core of elite players, we fill in the blanks with trades and prudent signings, and become perennial contenders again.

Who's with me man?

I wear a tunic and hose.
- AdamFrench

I sometimes wear a toga in public. Just to be different.

If I wanted to be emo, i'd write depressing poems, paint my nails black, wear mascara and dye my hair black, and straight it.


Now, I may paint my nails black, wear mascara and put on a black wig from time to time, but that doesn't mean im emo.


I just like going into the womens change rooms at the gym.
- jbold

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trying to live a positive and healthy life, means me trying to eat healthier.


And yeah, I may..or may not be a hipster.

I swear skate shoes and skinny jeans. Also have my ears spaced.


But I don't wear poop like fedora's or stupid looking glasses. Nor do I wear ugly blue pants
- jbold

Well since we're all opening up today ....I have more then one pair of skinny jeans and I've seen Death Cab for Cutie in concert ...

...I feel better now.

Pro-line paying 1.70 for a flyers win..........(frank) yea!!
- jimdavis

Pro-line is for suckers...

Get an on-line account.

Death cab for a cutie.... Dear god