Nice to know we can't even talk Leafs anymore without these dippoops coming in and ruining the thread.

tennisball is hotter anyway
- Crimsoninja

I miss smirc

I miss smirc
- Symba007

cell phone purgatory

cell phone purgatory
- Crimsoninja

I wish weirdoh's account was still there

cell phone purgatory
- Crimsoninja

Hi guys
- weirdoh

Fine, I'll do it.

Hi Ken.

Fine, I'll do it.

Hi Ken.
- pete26

Hey Pete, tell that cool restaurant story again. You know, the one with the sirens going off. What a knee-slapper that was.

Hey Pete, tell that cool restaurant story again. You know, the one with the sirens going off. What a knee-slapper that was.
- hscesq

i love restaurants. pete, go on. i havent heard this one.

- BingoLady

No. Yes.

Fine, I'll do it.

Hi Ken.
- pete26

Hey Pete. Heard you told a funny tale. Care to let me in on it?

Hey Pete, tell that cool restaurant story again. You know, the one with the sirens going off. What a knee-slapper that was.
- hscesq

Sirens crack me up.

Hey Pete. Heard you told a funny tale. Care to let me in on it?
- weirdoh

im hoping the restaurant plays a big part and is not simply the setting of the events.

- BingoLady

yes yes yes.

Hey Pete, tell that cool restaurant story again. You know, the one with the sirens going off. What a knee-slapper that was.
- hscesq

I fail to see any humour in that story, just because you (frank)ers get to go to nice restaurants, you don't have to rub it in Howard. Jeez.

Sirens crack me up.
- stormey

ive heard my fair share of restaurant stories.. and a good amount of siren tales.. but never one that combined both elements.

im hoping the restaurant plays a big part and is not simply the setting of the events.
- Crimsoninja

And what about people who like sirens? This could be one of the most complete stories on this site EVER.

yes yes yes.
- stormey

Upper or lower rung? You going for white or black?

yes yes yes.
- stormey

The blonde looks as much fun as an eskimo in a desert.

ive heard my fair share of restaurant stories.. and a good amount of siren tales.. but never one that combined both elements.
- Crimsoninja

Well this pretty much destroyed my reply. Thanks.

No. Yes.
- Fredobbface

It's yes to both...someone who is attracted to the opposite sex.

ive heard my fair share of restaurant stories.. and a good amount of siren tales.. but never one that combined both elements.
- Crimsoninja

http://www.sirensrestaurant.com.au/

I fail to see any humour in that story, just because you (frank)ers get to go to nice restaurants, you don't have to rub it in Howard. Jeez.
- pete26

There was this one time I went to a Chester Fried Chicken in rural Manitoba on New Year's Eve... There were only 3 pieces of chicken left, were (frank)ing fossilized from having been under the heatlamp for so long...

Anyways, long story short, I ended on the toilet most of the night with a charming case of the runs.

Feel better?

I wish weirdoh's account was still there
- Symba007

I had some help from a cool mod who got that fixed. Leafman1.

i love restaurants. pete, go on. i havent heard this one.
- Crimsoninja

I'm going for lunch now, I may have another for you.

I had some help from a cool mod who got that fixed. Leafman1.
- weirdoh

T&P