yeah I guess... it's stretch though.... I mean not as much of a stretch as the waistband on mrs. rick's sweatpants but a stretch nonetheless.
- dt99999

Rick bought her a house with a big yard. He's going to attach a donut to the end of a fishing pole, then tie the pole to her back and let her run around the yard chasing that donut all day.

sorry. That's going to Gionta.


- Habssuperfan77

Markov.

3M
Now that is just mean

Rick bought her a house with a big yard. He's going to attach a donut to the end of a fishing pole, then tie the pole to her back and let her run around the yard chasing that donut all day.
- 3M

Future 1st round pick in 2030
- _nay_

With their first pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs are proud to select Masturbin Kaberle.

3M
Now that is just mean
- habs12

Happy humpday fellas!

With their first pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs are proud to select Masturbin Kaberle.
- stinger67

If coming 'back'...broken vertebrae? maybe he should have said pardon the poor pun.
- Pie

I think he meant fits the bill... you know Bill Masterton... yep

k but srsly.. where is the pun?

k but srsly.. where is the pun?
- Crimsoninja

Edit: Bill Masterton, idiot.

Rick bought her a house with a big yard. He's going to attach a donut to the end of a fishing pole, then tie the pole to her back and let her run around the yard chasing that donut all day.
- 3M

Built for comfort.
- Pie

Rick's wife?

If coming 'back'...broken vertebrae? maybe he should have said pardon the poor pun.
- Pie

christ on a bagel

@SportsnetSpec
Glen Sather on Sean Avery: "We heard he wanted to retire. We sent him his retirement paper and of course he wouldn't sign them."


What a (frank)ing jerk that guy is.

I'm hoping they do not break up the Cole-DD-Patches line to try and balance the scoring. Pleks has not found chemistry with either of them, including Gionta. If we cut Gomez and use Cammy's salary, there is no reason we cannot sign two new guys to play with Pleks. Pleks is too small to have one of his wingers be Gionta. If we are stuck with Gio next year, play him with Eller and Bourque, and that would actually be a great third line, and Gio's size would not be a factor.
- CaseysHabs

Pleks played a good game in Vancouver with Pac and Cole.

@SportsnetSpec
Glen Sather on Sean Avery: "We heard he wanted to retire. We sent him his retirement paper and of course he wouldn't sign them."


What a (frank)ing jerk that guy is.
- Pecafan Fan

he's a guy who owes an entire career to the instigator rule

Happy humpday fellas!
- pete26

Pleks played a good game in Vancouver with Pac and Cole.
- Fredobbface

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Happy humpday fellas!
- pete26

Good obliques

@SportsnetSpec
Glen Sather on Sean Avery: "We heard he wanted to retire. We sent him his retirement paper and of course he wouldn't sign them."


What a (frank)ing jerk that guy is.
- Pecafan Fan

christ on a bagel
- Crimsoninja

Is that like Grilled Cheesus?

he's a guy who owes an entire career to the instigator rule
- dt99999

would fit perfectly with White and Staubitz on the Habs 4th line.

Rick bought her a house with a big yard. He's going to attach a donut to the end of a fishing pole, then tie the pole to her back and let her run around the yard chasing that donut all day.
- 3M

bumhole.

Another celebrity marriage bites the dust ... this time "90210" star Jennie Garth and "Twilight" hunk Peter Facinelli are calling it quits after 11 years together.

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