gargle my sack Ken
- muffin_man

Whoa...seriously though, nobody cares.

Lolz leafs.

Wouldn't know. I've moved 4 times since then.
- BINGO!

Always one step ahead of the police.

It's not very good is it?
- Fan2

They just need to be shown the ropes a little.

Not easy for a fanbase to become suddenly relevant.

Lolz leafs.
- QuebecPride

TABARNAK, SACREMENT, MERDE, PUTAINE Oh, lottery pick! Yay!

Yep. If you don't know who I am by now, you haven't been paying attention.
- BINGO!

Well, I've never been to elchrisco, SK and I don't remember what I had for lunch today.

Any hints?

Calm down, prax.
- Dgrdnr

WTV discofunk.

Always one step ahead of the police.
- AdamFrench

Gotta keep on your toes. Never know when they'll stumble on a piece of foot with my saliva on it.

On a more cheerful note, Stamkos just hit 50 goals again.

Well, I've never been to elchrisco, SK and I don't remember what I had for lunch today.

Any hints?
- pete26

No.

I live in Swift Current.

That pretty much sums it all up.

WTV discofunk.
- mr.peanut

Suck it UG.

On a more cheerful note, Stamkos just hit 50 goals again.
- Dgrdnr

Can' t believe those offer sheets didn't go down like Ek said would. That kid is good!

No.

I live in Swift Current.

That pretty much sums it all up.
- BINGO!

Hey, I got a neice in Speedy Creek

Suck it UG.
- Dgrdnr

Learn to read.

Can' t believe those offer sheets didn't go down like Ek said would. That kid is good!
- Fan2

Flyers were going to offer him a 1 year 10million dollar contract

Can' t believe those offer sheets didn't go down like Ek said would. That kid is good!
- Fan2

Still waiting for Luke Schenn and 2009 first rounder for John Tavares

Can' t believe those offer sheets didn't go down like Ek said would. That kid is good!
- Fan2

I'm still waiting for Jokerit to defect from the KHL

Still waiting for Luke Schenn and 2009 first rounder for John Tavares
- AdamFrench

You're buddy scored a pretty nice SO goal.

Hey, I got a neice in Speedy Creek
- pete26

Is she hot?

Just bugging ya, I probably know her.

You're buddy scored a pretty nice SO goal.
- pete26

Later homos homies.

You're buddy scored a pretty nice SO goal.
- pete26

Just remember:
Canadian star on a bad/average team not putting up great numbers: He can't do it all by himself, he has a lot of heart gives it %100 every night.

Russian star on a bad/average team not putting up great numbers: He's lazy, doesn't care, gives up, selfish, overrated, overpaid, should go to the KHL he can go float there.

Is she hot?

Just bugging ya, I probably know her.
- BINGO!

We'll leave it at that.

Just remember:
Canadian star on a bad/average team not putting up great numbers: He can't do it all by himself, he has a lot of heart gives it %100 every night.

Russian star on a bad/average team not putting up great numbers: He's lazy, doesn't care, gives up, selfish, overrated, overpaid, should go to the KHL he can go float there.
- mr.peanut

First paragraph:
Yes

Second paragraph:
And yes.

First paragraph:
Yes

Second paragraph:
And yes.
- pete26

So as long as you are Canadian in the NHL and can be considered a star you'll never be called lazy.