You're harshing my Jaromiracle.
- Flyskippy

Just went to the source

Trust me, for all the "devil music" he played I'm sure they didn't reject Ronnie James at the gates. I'm sure he'd advocate for you too, sir.
- BulliesPhan87

which gates? heaven or hells?

Maybe but ya gotta admit it sounds good in theory
- JoeRussomanno

It did to me, too, until I read the red words in the Bible.

"I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me."

- Johnny Cash

*Adds to unbannable list.*
- bodiva88

Even if I'm not I know you gotta job to do and sometimes the 16 y/o comes out of me

Until Satan sticks a pinnapple up your who-ha
- RooNosHockey

I have my doubts about the existence of Satan as well as pinnapples.

It did to me, too, until I read the red words in the Bible.
- Flyskippy

What red words?

I have my doubts about the existence of Satan as well as pinnapples.
- Crimsoninja

Satan exists just don't know about those pinnapples

What red words?
- JoeRussomanno

The ones they don't show you in Catholic school.

Maybe but ya gotta admit it sounds good in theory
- JoeRussomanno

I always understood Hell as a domain of eternal torture and damnation. For you, I imagine that would entail nothing but Justin Beaver music and TMZ television.

What red words?
- JoeRussomanno

Jesus' words. He talks more about Hell than any other topic.

I have my doubts about the existence of Satan as well as pinnapples.
- Crimsoninja

Until Satan sticks a pinnapple up your who-ha
- RooNosHockey

Sometimes I wonder how bad he really torments people down there. I mean torturing people for eons upon eons has to get old at some point. Sooner or later I'd think he has all the succubae and demons serve up some suds and bust out some cards.

This shows a lack of research.
- Flyskippy

I always understood Hell as a domain of eternal torture and damnation. For you, I imagine that would entail nothing but Justin Beaver music and TMZ television.
- BulliesPhan87

YOu forgot endless playing of the doop song and twilight movies

Sometimes I wonder how bad he really torments people down there. I mean torturing people for eons upon eons has to get old at some point. Sooner or later I'd think he has all the succubae and demons serve up some suds and bust out some cards.
- JoeRussomanno

Fun fact: Hell was made for Satan. He's called the King of Hell because He is the one for whom it was made. We're "not supposed to be there," in the words of Charlie Daniels.

Jesus' words. He talks more about Hell than any other topic.


- Flyskippy

The problem I have with those words is not one of the gospels is written by anyone who knew him first hand. It was all written 2-3 hundred years later.

Of course not. You're bi-polar.
- rockychocbill

what you say?

Fun fact: Hell was made for Satan. He's called the King of Hell because He is the one for whom it was made. We're "not supposed to be there," in the words of Charlie Daniels.
- Flyskippy

And Im not supposed to go to strip clubs but that doesn't... oh nevermind

I always understood Hell as a domain of eternal torture and damnation. For you, I imagine that would entail nothing but Justin Beaver music and TMZ television.
- BulliesPhan87

I imagine "Justin Beaver" is some kind of demonic concoction of half-Justin Bieber and half-Dax of the Adirondack Phantoms.

It did to me, too, until I read the red words in the Bible.

"I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me."

- Johnny Cash
- Flyskippy

Well I do a lot of love and Charity so maybe it's purgatory for me?!

- keatondixon

you get your crosby jersey yet?

what you say?
- 2Real

I think what he say is you have no chance to survive !!! Make your time !!!

The problem I have with those words is not one of the gospels is written by anyone who knew him first hand. It was all written 2-3 hundred years later.
- JoeRussomanno

Um, no. Matthew, Mark, and John were his disciples. Luke was with Paul just 5+/- years after Jesus' death and resurrection. Peter wrote his own epistles as did John.

/reallyofftopicandshouldprobablygotoPMnow

The problem I have with those words is not one of the gospels is written by anyone who knew him first hand. It was all written 2-3 hundred years later.
- JoeRussomanno