Malone you should play for the Bruins . You meet all their criteria.....

1) You can't take a check
2) You fight people who can't for medical reasons defend themselves.
3) You refuse to fight the actual fighters on the team instead opting for the easy targets.

For all you geniuses who are posting here a few facts......

1) As everybody has written here Emelin's face is indeed put together with plates and screws. This is why he can't fight. He gives usually clean open ice hits within the rules he cannot and should not have to fight every time he delivers one. ( RIGHT IDIOT FADING THORNTON) ref stupid whaler fan.
2) Malone just like a cowardly Bruin got laid out by one of these Emelin bombs a few shifts earlier and had his little hissy fit. ( just like what happened to the fading jerk Thornton can't take a hit)
3) There must be a lot of racist's on this site with all the Subban chatter.In Boston they have a yappy Brad Marchand who doesn't have to back it up and fight the fighters( if you fight him he's small and courageous) can it be that Marchand is white? Subban does have a big mouth as do many in this league the difference is Subban is Black and I see a lot of hatred being posted here....." shining teeth" etc.... While we're at it all the frog remarks.( and before you ask I'm not a brother ) . Keep yapping Subban and you don 't have to fight cause it's not your job.

Finally as I said earlier Malone you will make a fine Bruin because just like a Bruin you can' take a hit and only in Boston is it considered normal when you get swarmed or jumped from behind for hits within the rules.

QP is not here, I need someone to argue with.
- fidopro

I miss making fun of him too.

Not at all. White jumped on the guy because he was slashing our goalie. No problem with that.
But if you receive a clean a legal hit, grab our stick, replace your helmet and go on!
You'll get the guy later on, not fighting him right away! That's stupid.
- fidopro

Punching a guy when your teammate is holding him is not cool, sorry.
Pretty gutless of White, and I like him, imo.

Is everyone scared of losing ice time to Staubitz, and hence, trying to get into a fight?

Punching a guy when your teammate is holding him is not cool, sorry.
Pretty gutless of White, and I like him, imo.
- pete26

I agree pete.

Is everyone scared of losing ice time to Staubitz, and hence, trying to get into a fight?
- JDJ

Love how they are going after guys like Eller.

Is everyone scared of losing ice time to Staubitz, and hence, trying to get into a fight?
- JDJ

They know him, are probably friends or afraid of him or yadda yadda

Love how they are going after guys like Eller.
- shinebox

Wild better be careful, they don;t want to be in line for a can of Ellercopter Whoop-ass

4-1

Another 3 pts night for DD...

Another 3 pts night for DD...
- fidopro

Kabs 2

Another 3 pts night for DD...
- fidopro

50 pts this season

Another 3 pts night for DD...
- fidopro

I guess you could add Pacs 2 points in there if he was french, but since he isnt, it doesnt really matter to you.

jesus, rosie cheeks got two assists.

Kabs 2
- BingoLady

Really? Ghost points? I disagree.

jesus, rosie cheeks got two assists.
- shinebox

Krejci hatty in OT

I guess you could add Pacs 2 points in there if he was french, but since he isnt, it doesnt really matter to you.
- shinebox

FU.
Everyone here was on DD' back at the begining of the season. He's too small... He doesn't skate fast enough... He's bad on faceoffs... He's not good defensively...

Don't remember anyone complaining about Pac though...

FU.
Everyone here was on DD' back at the begining of the season. He's too small... He doesn't skate fast enough... He's bad on faceoffs... He's not good defensively...

Don't remember anyone complaining about Pac though...
- fidopro

Always liked the little fella. Pac should have never went to the movies so soon, imo.

FU.
Everyone here was on DD' back at the begining of the season. He's too small... He doesn't skate fast enough... He's bad on faceoffs... He's not good defensively...

Don't remember anyone complaining about Pac though...
- fidopro

I like the way DD plays, slowly becoming a fan, not sure if he is capable of this kind of production long term but the kid plays with heart, i wont knock that, i had no expectations of him coming into the season, so as far as i am concerned he has been one of a few bright spots in this horrible season.

Always liked the little fella. Pac should have never went to the movies so soon, imo.
- pete26

I didn't give him much credit at all. I always liked his effort but don't like his size or speed but he does help make things happen and is opportunistic. So good on him.

I like the way DD plays, slowly becoming a fan, not sure if he is capable of this kind of production long term but the kid plays with heart, i wont knock that, i had no expectations of him coming into the season, so as far as i am concerned he has been one of a few bright spots in this horrible season.
- shinebox

On this mediocre team, he is the best offensive player. By a mile.

On this mediocre team, he is the best offensive player. By a mile.
- fidopro

what? I give Cole way more credit than Desharnais. Now your just being silly.

I didn't give him much credit at all. I always liked his effort but don't like his size or speed but he does help make things happen and is opportunistic. So good on him.
- Pie

Me neither, but if he starts to produce at this rate next year, might be time to start i think.

On this mediocre team, he is the best offensive player. By a mile.
- fidopro

No.

Actually, I liked that Vampire Diaires redhead that was posted a few days ago
- jugkope

If you are going to pick a vampire show with a redhead atleast pick this one.