She just doesn't have enough costume makeup, her hair isn't feathered, and no adam's apple. Thanks for trying though, next!
- 1979AD

To each their own I suppose.

Kessel.

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oh right...first name? Damn...Phil. There I win
- Domaju

It's Phillip.

To each their own I suppose.
- Domaju

hahaha you're so (frank)in' nice Domaju. Such a sweetheart you are.

I want to go to there....
- B-Leaf

Who doesn't. To Dion she may be "sloppy seconds" but really...would you care?

Who doesn't. To Dion she may be "sloppy seconds" but really...would you care?
- Domaju

I'm up for thirds....

It's Phillip.
- yea-ok-buddy

Nuh-uh....Mapleleafs.com says it's PHIL!!!!

hahaha you're so (frank)in' nice Domaju. Such a sweetheart you are.
- 1979AD

Nuh-uh....Mapleleafs.com says it's PHIL!!!!
- Domaju

Philip Kessel, Jr.

I'm up for thirds....
- B-Leaf

You can have 4ths...

Who doesn't. To Dion she may be "sloppy seconds" but really...would you care?
- Domaju

Jesus balls I don't care how many slops have been had before me (as long as she showers in between).

Philip Kessel, Jr.
- yea-ok-buddy

Where did you learn this??

And I said I'm an "above average" not a "player obsessed" Leaf fan

Jesus balls I don't care how many slops have been had before me (as long as she showers in between).
- 1979AD

Where did you learn this??

And I said I'm an "above average" not a "player obsessed" Leaf fan
- Domaju

If you were Huddle you would not only know Philip's first name, but the biographies of the 13 year old minor hockey players the Leafs could be targeting for the 2017 draft.

If you were Huddle you would not only know Philip's first name, but the biographies of the 13 year old minor hockey players the Leafs could be targeting for the 2017 draft.
- 1979AD

Dion: Me Dion........me save woman

Elisha: Dion...honey...the water's only 2 feet deep. Stop dragging me

Dion: Dion protect lady. Lady no drown

Elisha: *sigh* it's a good thing you're rich and play for Toronto

Just looked at the OHL website, McKegg has 27pts in 16 games since beeing traded to London lol. He's jumped from being over 40th in scoring to now tied for 18th.

- Domaju

have you seen her new sitcom? it comes on after something good (modern family maybe?) and I didn't change the channel for a full 10 minutes while I drooled. My wife doesn't get what she sees in Dion. Nothing there in terms of looks and personality. But then again she has me to compare him to, which isn't exactly fair to Dion.

You can have 4ths...
- Domaju

Done

Dion: Me Dion........me save woman

Elisha: Dion...honey...the water's only 2 feet deep. Stop dragging me

Dion: Dion protect lady. Lady no drown

Elisha: *sigh* it's a good thing you're rich and play for Toronto


- Domaju

It's just a matter of time before someone here throws up the Dion karaoke videos...

have you seen her new sitcom? it comes on after something good (modern family maybe?) and I didn't change the channel for a full 10 minutes while I drooled. My wife doesn't get what she sees in Dion. Nothing there in terms of looks and personality. But then again she has me to compare him to, which isn't exactly fair to Dion.
- 1979AD

HAHA he plays for the Leafs...he's the captain...and has a lot of money lol

The show she's on is called "Happy Endings".....insert joke here

You gotta admit there pretty hot chicks for the 80's.
- wolfos412

i thought the aerosmith song was about these guys.. "dude looks like a lady"

turns out i had the wrong band.. it was about vince neil.. i guess steve tyler and joe perry were chilling out in a bar where motlet crue was hanging out surrounded by chicks.. and tyler wondered how that dude got so many chicks when he looked like one..

courtesy of Nikki Sixx "the heroin diaries"

This is coming from Steve Tyler?!?!?

HAHA he plays for the Leafs...he's the captain...and has a lot of money lol

The show she's on is called "Happy Endings".....insert joke here
- Domaju

Ohhhh when she was younger she was on another show called Popular Science for Kids and that should have been called "Happy Endings" because I think she provided me with a few of those.

edit: I was under the age of consent at the time too, so no need for any pedo alerts

have you seen her new sitcom? it comes on after something good (modern family maybe?) and I didn't change the channel for a full 10 minutes while I drooled. My wife doesn't get what she sees in Dion. Nothing there in terms of looks and personality. But then again she has me to compare him to, which isn't exactly fair to Dion.
- 1979AD

1 World Series Ring
4 Gold Gloves
5 All Star Game appearances

I like Dion, but you 'da man, Tony.

1 World Series Ring
4 Gold Gloves
5 All Star Game appearances

I like Dion, but you 'da man, Tony.
- Atomic Wedgie

Thanks AW. It woulda been two rings if I didn't break my arm in Sept, '87 leading to the 10 game collapse at the hands of those damn Tigers.

1 World Series Ring
4 Gold Gloves
5 All Star Game appearances

I like Dion, but you 'da man, Tony.
- Atomic Wedgie

agreed.. i had a tony fernandez and a damaso garcia poster hanging in my bedroom as a kid