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mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 11:47 AM ET
It's a mother joke, to tell one you have to type it as if you're 13 when those were funny.
- mr.peanut

ur mom still think theyre funny
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 11:48 AM ET
It's a mother joke, to tell one you have to type it as if you're 13 when those were funny.
- mr.peanut


I grew up with this kid that would be relentless with yo momma jokes. He went to see White Men Can't Jump and kept busting those out over and over and over. The odd part about that whole thing was that his mom was dead and if anybody ever said anything back he'd lose his poop.
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Feb 12 @ 11:49 AM ET
Why not just type your? It's the same amount of characters.
- weirdoh

Cuz I'm french !

STFO or SMYT
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 11:51 AM ET
I grew up with this kid that would be relentless with yo momma jokes. He went to see White Men Can't Jump and kept busting those out over and over and over. The odd part about that whole thing was that his mom was dead and if anybody ever said anything back he'd lose his poop.
- weirdoh

Similar with me, there was a kid in my grade in high school who was so terrible at comebacks he always used yo momma jokes, they sucked and I'd point it out everytime, but he'd flip poop if someone said anything about his mom (who was alive).
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Feb 12 @ 11:55 AM ET
Cuz I'm french !

STFO or SMYT

- WaterBoy


Wut?
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:01 PM ET
Cuz I'm french !

STFO or SMYT

- WaterBoy



WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:09 PM ET
ur mom still think theyre funny
- mr.peanut

weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:17 PM ET
Similar with me, there was a kid in my grade in high school who was so terrible at comebacks he always used yo momma jokes, they sucked and I'd point it out everytime, but he'd flip poop if someone said anything about his mom (who was alive).
- mr.peanut



My mom would be disgusted if she knew how I talked about her.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:21 PM ET
My mom would be disgusted if she knew how I talked about her.
- weirdoh

I don't talk bad about my mother or father really, but my grandparents aunts uncles (mostly on my moms side), I say some pretty rude things about them and my parents find it hilarious.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:23 PM ET
I don't talk bad about my mother or father really, but my grandparents aunts uncles (mostly on my moms side), I say some pretty rude things about them and my parents find it hilarious.
- mr.peanut




If I'm going to make a comment about somebody's wife, mom, sister, dad, grandparents, brothers...I better be a good sport and be able to do the same thing about my family members. Not to mention when somebody is trying to be a hard ass and they bust out a momma joke and I come back with how she's got massive tits and she'd like to blow him...it catches them off guard and don't know what to come back with.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:28 PM ET
If I'm going to make a comment about somebody's wife, mom, sister, dad, grandparents, brothers...I better be a good sport and be able to do the same thing about my family members. Not to mention when somebody is trying to be a hard ass and they bust out a momma joke and I come back with how she's got massive tits and she'd like to blow him...it catches them off guard and don't know what to come back with.
- weirdoh


I just say, say it to my mom or are you afraid she could kick your ass? People find that funny.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:33 PM ET

I just say, say it to my mom or are you afraid she could kick your ass? People find that funny.

- mr.peanut




What if they get off on getting beat up? As Stewie would say, "step on my cubes".
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:34 PM ET
If I'm going to make a comment about somebody's wife, mom, sister, dad, grandparents, brothers...I better be a good sport and be able to do the same thing about my family members. Not to mention when somebody is trying to be a hard ass and they bust out a momma joke and I come back with how she's got massive tits and she'd like to blow him...it catches them off guard and don't know what to come back with.
- weirdoh

http://9gag.com/gag/2593908

This is funny.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:35 PM ET
What if they get off on getting beat up? As Stewie would say, "step on my cubes".
- weirdoh

Then we would make fun of them for that, because it was highschool, and we'd make fun of people for anything.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:38 PM ET
http://9gag.com/gag/2593908

This is funny.

- mr.peanut



I wonder if the (frank) one is really how that word started? Funny. The masturbation one...god almighty.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:40 PM ET
Now we know how _nay_ was conceived.

Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:41 PM ET
http://9gag.com/gag/2593908

This is funny.

- mr.peanut

http://9gag.com/gag/2145913

mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:42 PM ET
I wonder if the (frank) one is really how that word started? Funny. The masturbation one...god almighty.
- weirdoh

There would be no HB
The (frank) one I've heard before, and I know golf stands for Gentlemen Only Women Forbidden.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:42 PM ET
http://9gag.com/gag/2145913


- AdamFrench

Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:46 PM ET

- mr.peanut

Rut? Ru rind ris runny? RU RIND RIS RUNNY? RI RILL RU!
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Feb 12 @ 12:47 PM ET
(frank) off
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 12 @ 12:48 PM ET
http://9gag.com/gag/2145913


- AdamFrench



Giorgio Tsoukalos is one of my heros on tv. I love that guy. His progression from season 1 to know is (frank)ing amazing. "exa terrestials"
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:48 PM ET
Rut? Ru rind ris runny? RU RIND RIS RUNNY? RI RILL RU!
- AdamFrench

_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 12 @ 12:50 PM ET
Now we know how _nay_ was conceived.


- weirdoh

Minus the glasses (for now ), the tattoos, and add a couple dozens of pounds, that's pretty spot on.

Being compared to Ewan Mcgregor is awesome, thanks

Did you know that Mcgregor's uncle played in the original trilogy?

Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Feb 12 @ 12:55 PM ET
(frank) off
- Pecafan Fan

Mr Peanut is responsible!
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