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Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
All it took was to google "homoerotic Kadri blog hockeybuzz"

http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...ser_id=51444&post_id=9811


mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
Hat trick by Colby Armstrong.
- Dgrdnr

They'll honour is number when he retires.
shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
manics
- BingoLady

YES!!!!!!!
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
Recently I had the pleasure of spending a day with the Toronto Maple Leafs during a workout and massage session. I was thrilled for the opportunity to be around this group of finely tuned young guys. I was especially eager to "learn the ropes" and see what a day in the life of an athletic therapist is like.


I came away VERY envious of these men and the fine job they get to enjoy day in and day out. Marty Dudgeon is the Leafs assistant athletic therapist and he was my mentor for the day.

The morning session I walk into is filled with sweaty athletes fresh from a vigorous workout. My eyes go wide as I gaze upon finely chiseled pecs and abs. These players, although young, will strike fear into many opponents this season. I truly believe that. Marty greets me, and right away we start talking therapy and massage. He notes I'm carrying a bag with me and comments "bring your own tools?" I laugh and tell him I have something special in mind that always gets my better half Jessie in a great mood after a massage.

Marty starts my "training" right away describing different types of sports massages. "Pre-event", "post-event" and "maintenance" are all described. Moreover, the effects of lactic acid buildup are talked about. Terms like "effleurage" and "petrissage" are mentioned. My head is spinning and I just want to get my hands on some guys and get to work. After practicing many techniques over and over on some dummies I'm ready for the real thing. Fortunately for me there is no lack of players to be massaged on this morning. After watching Marty go to work on young center Tyler Bozak, I meekly ask if I can have a turn on the next player. Up steps Mikhail Grabovski in a towel and I immediately get nervous. He lies face down on the table and I look to Marty for reassurance. He grins, nods and says "you can do this, remember what we went through".

I gain some confidence, reach down toward the bag I've had with me all morning and I quickly unzip it. Grabovski turns his head slightly and looks up when he hears the sound. "Don't worry", I say, "you'll enjoy this". I squirt a large amount of K-Y warming body massage on his back and he gasps slightly from the sensation. I've heard that sound before. I grin to myself and get to it. My hands rub deep into his lower back and I can tell I'm doing it right because he's not complaining. I lose my trepidation and I get more confident with each compression. I'm amazed at the feel of this body, the supple, yet firm toughness of the finely tuned muscles. The glutes are perfect, the hamstring is sublime and the gastrocnemius is so solid. A few times Marty has to hold me back a bit as i'm getting too enthusiastic. "Woah, woah there, no need to get THAT intense", he says to me as he laughs. I don't even hear him a few times as I'm SO involved in trying to please Grabovski with the massage. It's as if I'm applying for a job and I throw myself into it full force. Marty finally tells me I'm done, yet I feel like I've only just begun. I ask Grabovski how I did. He looks at me square in the eye and asks "first time?". When I reply that it was he breaks a smile and replies simply "good, good". My heart nearly explodes with a mixture of joy and overconfidence. "I think I'm ready for more!", I tell Marty.

My hands ache after the morning session is over, but they ache in a good way. I look down at my hands and remember how much I've learned today, all the techniques and discipline that go into a career such as this. I gained a new admiration and respect for the men that do this job, the hundreds of athletes they get to work on over the course of their careers. It suddenly dawns on me that they are the unsung heroes of sport. They keep the finely tuned young bodies working in perfect order day in and day out. I glance one last time behind me as I leave and I feel melancholy that I won't be doing this everyday.
Filed Under: Maple Leafs Toronto Grabovski

- BingoLady

shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
All it took was to google "homoerotic Kadri blog hockeybuzz"

http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...ser_id=51444&post_id=9811

- Dgrdnr

i was lookin fer the phaneuf one.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:06 PM ET
Always liked Mats Sundin. Shame he was treated like he was by the fans and media when he left.
- dt99999

Sundin for Kesler and Burrows.
shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:09 PM ET

- Dgrdnr

Be about time Ken wrote another one of these.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:10 PM ET
Be about time Ken wrote another one of these.
- shinebox

Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:10 PM ET
Recently I had the pleasure of spending a day with the Toronto Maple Leafs during a workout and massage session. I was thrilled for the opportunity to be around this group of finely tuned young guys. I was especially eager to "learn the ropes" and see what a day in the life of an athletic therapist is like.


I came away VERY envious of these men and the fine job they get to enjoy day in and day out. Marty Dudgeon is the Leafs assistant athletic therapist and he was my mentor for the day.

The morning session I walk into is filled with sweaty athletes fresh from a vigorous workout. My eyes go wide as I gaze upon finely chiseled pecs and abs. These players, although young, will strike fear into many opponents this season. I truly believe that. Marty greets me, and right away we start talking therapy and massage. He notes I'm carrying a bag with me and comments "bring your own tools?" I laugh and tell him I have something special in mind that always gets my better half Jessie in a great mood after a massage.

Marty starts my "training" right away describing different types of sports massages. "Pre-event", "post-event" and "maintenance" are all described. Moreover, the effects of lactic acid buildup are talked about. Terms like "effleurage" and "petrissage" are mentioned. My head is spinning and I just want to get my hands on some guys and get to work. After practicing many techniques over and over on some dummies I'm ready for the real thing. Fortunately for me there is no lack of players to be massaged on this morning. After watching Marty go to work on young center Tyler Bozak, I meekly ask if I can have a turn on the next player. Up steps Mikhail Grabovski in a towel and I immediately get nervous. He lies face down on the table and I look to Marty for reassurance. He grins, nods and says "you can do this, remember what we went through".

I gain some confidence, reach down toward the bag I've had with me all morning and I quickly unzip it. Grabovski turns his head slightly and looks up when he hears the sound. "Don't worry", I say, "you'll enjoy this". I squirt a large amount of K-Y warming body massage on his back and he gasps slightly from the sensation. I've heard that sound before. I grin to myself and get to it. My hands rub deep into his lower back and I can tell I'm doing it right because he's not complaining. I lose my trepidation and I get more confident with each compression. I'm amazed at the feel of this body, the supple, yet firm toughness of the finely tuned muscles. The glutes are perfect, the hamstring is sublime and the gastrocnemius is so solid. A few times Marty has to hold me back a bit as i'm getting too enthusiastic. "Woah, woah there, no need to get THAT intense", he says to me as he laughs. I don't even hear him a few times as I'm SO involved in trying to please Grabovski with the massage. It's as if I'm applying for a job and I throw myself into it full force. Marty finally tells me I'm done, yet I feel like I've only just begun. I ask Grabovski how I did. He looks at me square in the eye and asks "first time?". When I reply that it was he breaks a smile and replies simply "good, good". My heart nearly explodes with a mixture of joy and overconfidence. "I think I'm ready for more!", I tell Marty.

My hands ache after the morning session is over, but they ache in a good way. I look down at my hands and remember how much I've learned today, all the techniques and discipline that go into a career such as this. I gained a new admiration and respect for the men that do this job, the hundreds of athletes they get to work on over the course of their careers. It suddenly dawns on me that they are the unsung heroes of sport. They keep the finely tuned young bodies working in perfect order day in and day out. I glance one last time behind me as I leave and I feel melancholy that I won't be doing this everyday.
Filed Under: Maple Leafs Toronto Grabovski

- BingoLady

Soft core porn
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:11 PM ET
It be harder to hate on it if it didnt suck.
- shinebox




http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...ser_id=51444&post_id=9811



You're welcome.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:11 PM ET
All it took was to google "homoerotic Kadri blog hockeybuzz"

http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...ser_id=51444&post_id=9811

- Dgrdnr



Are you kidding me? I just (frank)ing spent all this time finding and BLAMMO everybody gets it once.

weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:12 PM ET
Always liked Mats Sundin. Shame he was treated like he was by the fans and media when he left.
- dt99999




It's a shame you're still breathing.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:12 PM ET
Soft core porn
- AdamFrench

I ask Grabovski how I did. He looks at me square in the eye and asks "first time?". When I reply that it was he breaks a smile and replies simply "good, good".


Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:13 PM ET
Be about time Ken wrote another one of these.
- shinebox

Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:14 PM ET
I ask Grabovski how I did. He looks at me square in the eye and asks "first time?". When I reply that it was he breaks a smile and replies simply "good, good".



- mr.peanut


I squirt a large amount of K-Y warming body massage on his back and he gasps slightly from the sensation. I've heard that sound before. I grin to myself and get to it. My hands rub deep into his lower back and I can tell I'm doing it right because he's not complaining. I lose my trepidation and I get more confident with each compression. I'm amazed at the feel of this body, the supple, yet firm toughness of the finely tuned muscles. The glutes are perfect, the hamstring is sublime and the gastrocnemius is so solid.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:15 PM ET
Be about time Ken wrote another one of these.
- shinebox




All kidding aside, have you ever read any of my blogs? Believe it or not I have written a few, even had a couple good replies to them.
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:16 PM ET
All kidding aside, have you ever read any of my blogs? Believe it or not I have written a few, even had a couple good replies to them.
- weirdoh


*reads*
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:16 PM ET
I squirt a large amount of K-Y warming body massage on his back and he gasps slightly from the sensation. I've heard that sound before. I grin to myself and get to it. My hands rub deep into his lower back and I can tell I'm doing it right because he's not complaining. I lose my trepidation and I get more confident with each compression. I'm amazed at the feel of this body, the supple, yet firm toughness of the finely tuned muscles. The glutes are perfect, the hamstring is sublime and the gastrocnemius is so solid.
- Dgrdnr




I love how his "better half" has a name that's either a guy or girl. Wish he'd write some more.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:16 PM ET
I squirt a large amount of K-Y warming body massage on his back and he gasps slightly from the sensation. I've heard that sound before. I grin to myself and get to it. My hands rub deep into his lower back and I can tell I'm doing it right because he's not complaining. I lose my trepidation and I get more confident with each compression. I'm amazed at the feel of this body, the supple, yet firm toughness of the finely tuned muscles. The glutes are perfect, the hamstring is sublime and the gastrocnemius is so solid.
- Dgrdnr

shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:18 PM ET
All kidding aside, have you ever read any of my blogs? Believe it or not I have written a few, even had a couple good replies to them.
- weirdoh

Jesus, i got enough effort for giving Frenchy mercy posts i dont need to have to give them to you as well.
shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:22 PM ET

- mr.peanut

Im glad i could take you for a walk down HB memory lane. i should show you around a little. And i know a few bull queers that would love make your acqaintance.
Rayven
Boston Bruins
Location: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Joined: 07.21.2009

Feb 11 @ 6:22 PM ET
Jesus, i got enough effort for giving Frenchy mercy posts i dont need to have to give them to you as well.
- shinebox


DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Feb 11 @ 6:24 PM ET
Always liked Mats Sundin. Shame he was treated like he was by the fans and media when he left.
- dt99999


stfu
shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:24 PM ET

- Rayven

How about those Pats? The Bruins?
shinebox
Location: I like to think we're one of t
Joined: 09.30.2011

Feb 11 @ 6:25 PM ET
All kidding aside, have you ever read any of my blogs? Believe it or not I have written a few, even had a couple good replies to them.
- weirdoh

alright ken post them and we will read them i swear. *giggles*
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