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WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 15 @ 5:01 PM ET
I try to be as uninteresting as possible.

One time I began talking about reddit even though I had no idea what it was at the time, and still don't.

Told her I was the moderator of a subreddit and did so with all the joy in the world. She was pretty well ready to end the date after 20 minutes.

- DTF69

So you talk abuot your blogs ?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 5:25 PM ET
My angle is this: You ask her to have a 4some with 2 of her other friends.
- WaterBoy

i like it.

but then if she agrees you might have to go to see if you're into the other girls cause then you might actually want to follow through.

problem is if you try that and the other girls are ugly too you're back to square one needing an exit plan.

tinder is complicated.
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 15 @ 5:36 PM ET
i like it.

but then if she agrees you might have to go to see if you're into the other girls cause then you might actually want to follow through.

problem is if you try that and the other girls are ugly too you're back to square one needing an exit plan.

tinder is complicated.

- kicksave856

If 2 of her friends are ugly... plan is to get reallly drink really quick and then blame it on erectile disfunction.

Yes that tinder thing is stupid.

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:04 PM ET
If 2 of her friends are ugly... plan is to get reallly drink really quick and then blame it on erectile disfunction.

Yes that tinder thing is stupid.

- WaterBoy

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:07 PM ET
disappointment

chips*



*fu kick

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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 6:22 PM ET

- kicksave856

would rather eat unsalted saltines

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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 6:22 PM ET
kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:24 PM ET
would rather eat unsalted saltines
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see, now you're just being difficult.

they also offer original, sesame, buffalo wing, and everything flavors.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:24 PM ET
kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.
- Shutdown

oh.

see, i knew it!

friends again?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 6:26 PM ET
oh.

see, i knew it!

friends again?

- kicksave856

*slaps ass*
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:29 PM ET
*slaps ass*
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 15 @ 6:29 PM ET
hockeybuzz is my tinder,
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Nov 15 @ 8:12 PM ET
come on, man. you couldn't find any pretzels?


how do you get away from the monster in this situation, btw? do you just tell her "you don't look as good as i though you did" and split? does she get a disappointed look on her face where you can see that this isn't the first time this has happened to her?

- kicksave856


You do this...

http://www.reddit.com/r/h...by_an_oiler_yes_im_a_guy/
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Nov 15 @ 8:26 PM ET
You do this...

http://www.reddit.com/r/h...by_an_oiler_yes_im_a_guy/

- laughs2907

hi laughs2907
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Nov 15 @ 8:39 PM ET
hi laughs2907
- dt99999


Hi dt99999,

How are you today? Fine I hope.

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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 10:31 PM ET
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Nov 15 @ 10:51 PM ET




-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:35 PM ET
you go to a nearby bar where your friends are hanging out and have them help you out*


*have a friend who will take anything home.



edit: i don't think anything happened between them besides the face eating i witnessed outside the bar in negative degree weather. it only took about 30 minutes for that to materialize.

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whoa
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:36 PM ET
they were ketchup chips by the way
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was hanging out with two quebecer friends last night
both couldn't stop talking about how many ketchup chips they ate earlier



-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:40 PM ET
kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.
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honestly it's the only bad flavor of those pretzel crisps
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:41 PM ET


k bye
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 11:41 PM ET
honestly it's the only bad flavor of those pretzel crisps
- -davies-

canadian walmart don't have them. if they don't, no one does.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:44 PM ET
canadian walmart don't have them. if they don't, no one does.
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holy crap walmart has infiltrated your people ?

sorry
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 15 @ 11:47 PM ET
holy crap walmart has infiltrated your people ?

sorry

- -davies-

it's not the same experience as american walmart.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 15 @ 11:50 PM ET
it's not the same experience as american walmart.
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you don't see the same desperation in the eyes of the employees ?
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