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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:25 PM ET
another girl posted a nudie to her moments and I immediately messaged her for her snapchat name and got pics of her blasting her self for like an hour

then yesterday while in class another whore put up a moment "Who wants to see my tits in Snapchat?" and then I said "me" and I got to see them

- DTF69

this is NOT how tinder works here

god dang it


my buddy in boston tells me it's same way for him. over here it's a legit dating thing, not a hookup app (mostly). i've seen 1 girl flaunt her titties in my moments
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:27 PM ET
also doesn't help that there's so many french canadians. i come off like a retard when i have to write in french, it's just no good for me
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:28 PM ET
Ohhh dude... thats unfortunate.

Lie and tell them you're... from... Britain and that is why your French sucks.

Out here its definitely slut-finder the app
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:31 PM ET
Ohhh dude... thats unfortunate.

Lie and tell them you're... from... Britain and that is why your French sucks.

Out here its definitely slut-finder the app

- DTF69

i think my problem is most of the snapchat types are french.


anyway it's just a little more work on my part to get with the ones who want to go on "dates" and "get to know each other"
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:35 PM ET
i think my problem is most of the snapchat types are french.


anyway it's just a little more work on my part to get with the ones who want to go on "dates" and "get to know each other"

- Shutdown


I've gone on lots of Tindates. Only a couple of them have led to a second date/sex which is a pretty good ratio.

Usually stop talking to them within 2 weeks after unless they keep dishing it out
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 11 @ 2:38 PM ET
I wish that when you were in your prime that Snapchat and Tinder existed. The two are an excellent combo to get titty pics and other stuff
- DTF69

this dolphin is not in his prime.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:38 PM ET
I've gone on lots of Tindates. Only a couple of them have led to a second date/sex which is a pretty good ratio.

Usually stop talking to them within 2 weeks after unless they keep dishing it out

- DTF69

any ratio that isn't 0/whatever is a good ratio

i've been on one tindate so far and it was great because i didn't have to pay for everything, got two more lined up this weekend, one with the same girl from my first one.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:38 PM ET
this dolphin is not in his prime.
- kicksave856

WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 2:40 PM ET
also doesn't help that there's so many french canadians. i come off like a retard when i have to write in french, it's just no good for me
- Shutdown

Learn the (frank)ing language... you live here right ?


Also... Tinder talk in the no Apples thread.

Tabarnak.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:42 PM ET
any ratio that isn't 0/whatever is a good ratio

i've been on one tindate so far and it was great because i didn't have to pay for everything, got two more lined up this weekend, one with the same girl from my first one.

- Shutdown


Dece

The best ones to find are the ones that are just out of a long term relationship because they're just ready to go
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 2:43 PM ET


i wonder what apples would think of all this
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:46 PM ET
Learn the (frank)ing language... you live here right ?


Also... Tinder talk in the no Apples thread.

Tabarnak.

- WaterBoy


shut up marty.






i write fine in french, but it's proper french. i don't know what half these girls are saying because of the stupid slang they use.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:47 PM ET
Dece

The best ones to find are the ones that are just out of a long term relationship because they're just ready to go

- DTF69

do a lot of yours have kids? i'm swiping left on lots of cute girls because they have a picture with a 1 or 2 year old, might be a niece or nephew but i am not taking that chance
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:47 PM ET
i wonder what apples would think of all this
- -davies-



who cares this thread is not for him
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:47 PM ET
Learn the (frank)ing language... you live here right ?


Also... Tinder talk in the no Apples thread.

Tabarnak.

- WaterBoy


Where betteR?
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:48 PM ET
do a lot of yours have kids? i'm swiping left on lots of cute girls because they have a picture with a 1 or 2 year old, might be a niece or nephew but i am not taking that chance
- Shutdown


Yeah, I take the chance because its about 50-50 niece/nephew to daughter/son.

Few girls I've come across have gotten smart and say in their profile "KID IS NOT MINE DON'T WORRY"
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 2:51 PM ET
Yeah, I take the chance because its about 50-50 niece/nephew to daughter/son.

Few girls I've come across have gotten smart and say in their profile "KID IS NOT MINE DON'T WORRY"

- DTF69

i still worry
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 2:52 PM ET
Ziggy

You need to conquer your fear of unmatching after the fact.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 3:03 PM ET
Ziggy

You need to conquer your fear of unmatching after the fact.

- DTF69

i got unmatched by a cute asian chick and it didn't feel good, vag. i don't want to make others feel the same way i felt when Olympia (THAT WAS HER NAME) stomped on my tinder heart
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 3:17 PM ET
i got unmatched by a cute asian chick and it didn't feel good, vag. i don't want to make others feel the same way i felt when Olympia (THAT WAS HER NAME) stomped on my tinder heart
- Shutdown


S-a-w-f-t
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 3:22 PM ET
shut up marty.






i write fine in french, but it's proper french. i don't know what half these girls are saying because of the stupid slang they use.

- Shutdown

Using tinder to find dates =Loser.

Go out, grab some drinks and (frank)ing flirt like in the good old days.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 3:26 PM ET
Using tinder to find dates =Loser.

Go out, grab some drinks and (frank)ing flirt like in the good old days.

- WaterBoy

lol marty you're so old and therefore stupid
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 3:27 PM ET
S-a-w-f-t
- DTF69

i just wanted to yell out OLYMPIAAAAA once
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 3:50 PM ET
lol marty you're so old and therefore stupid
- Shutdown

I can still pick up a girl in real life.

Old + Stupid and I can still do that.. what does that make you?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 11 @ 3:54 PM ET
lol marty you're so old and therefore stupid
- Shutdown

i honestly like the old fashioned way better myself.

but i'm a little older and i come from a time when dating services were for losers.

it sounds like everyone uses them now, but i still can't imagine saying "i met such-and-such on a dating service"

when i was young a girl from the internet (an aol chatroom! so that's how long ago it was) did come into the store i was working in to check me out when she realized we lived near each other and we dated for about a year. but that was as close as i've come to meeting a girl online. and at the time it was just sheer luck that she was hot. most of the people online back then were 3 hundo pounders with as many kids as they had arrests on their record.
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