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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 11 @ 8:45 PM ET


edit: dang. but still
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 11 @ 8:52 PM ET
still lolling at the cricket incident but this came up

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 11 @ 9:00 PM ET
He claims he had nothing to do with it and is pointing he finger at a big crticket who he days opened the box for the others.

recaptured a bunch but there cricket sounds coming from every room now and fforsome reason everyone is mad at me so I'm in the basement

- basementfloor

i love the story he came up with though.
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009

Apr 12 @ 9:47 AM ET
there's one cricket that's still roaming around the house (there may be more but one is emitting cricket sounds)

he made it down the stairs to the main floor and annoyed the poop out of everyone this morning.
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009

Apr 12 @ 9:48 AM ET
i love the story he came up with though.
- kicksave856


he's sticking to it.

he believes it himself now I think. The lie has become truth.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 12 @ 10:38 AM ET
he's sticking to it.

he believes it himself now I think. The lie has become truth.

- basementfloor

i'd bring it up on a weekly basis from now until he moves out of the house
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 12 @ 11:00 AM ET

- jochfr

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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 12 @ 11:03 AM ET
[quote=kicksave856]
yeah lol

also fits the dt thread
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 12 @ 11:10 AM ET
yeah lol

also fits the dt thread

- Shutdown

lol

i may spam it
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Apr 12 @ 11:48 AM ET
As much as he is the spiritual son of Alexander The Great, and is poised to become extremely influential, powerful and successful ... Natasho also has some downright apple-esque moments

What a character.
I like this kid
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 13 @ 4:41 PM ET

- aightwebang17

Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 13 @ 6:41 PM ET



basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009

Apr 15 @ 9:36 AM ET
yesterday I got some cap guns for the kids and they were running around and shooting.


dt99999 jr explained the concept of a duel to natasho and said line up back to back, 10 steps then turn around and fire.

natasho understood nothing so instead of walking away from jr for 10 steps, he just followed him as jr counted the steps so that when jr turned around natasho was standing right behind him. he wheeled around to shoot but instead knocked natasho over with his gun and then shot at him a thousand times while natasho was lying on the ground crying.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 15 @ 11:29 AM ET
yesterday I got some cap guns for the kids and they were running around and shooting.


dt99999 jr explained the concept of a duel to natasho and said line up back to back, 10 steps then turn around and fire.

natasho understood nothing so instead of walking away from jr for 10 steps, he just followed him as jr counted the steps so that when jr turned around natasho was standing right behind him. he wheeled around to shoot but instead knocked natasho over with his gun and then shot at him a thousand times while natasho was lying on the ground crying.

- basementfloor

-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Apr 15 @ 11:30 AM ET

lol
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 15 @ 11:32 AM ET
yesterday I got some cap guns for the kids and they were running around and shooting.


dt99999 jr explained the concept of a duel to natasho and said line up back to back, 10 steps then turn around and fire.

natasho understood nothing so instead of walking away from jr for 10 steps, he just followed him as jr counted the steps so that when jr turned around natasho was standing right behind him. he wheeled around to shoot but instead knocked natasho over with his gun and then shot at him a thousand times while natasho was lying on the ground crying.

- basementfloor



kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 15 @ 2:42 PM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 19 @ 12:34 PM ET
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 19 @ 12:35 PM ET

- Crimsoninja



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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 19 @ 12:35 PM ET
looks more like torture than anything else
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 19 @ 12:37 PM ET
looks more like torture than anything else
- Shutdown

yes. kid's face is like "(frank) (frank) (frank) (frank)!"
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 19 @ 12:38 PM ET
looks more like torture than anything else
- Shutdown

my first instinct was to put in the dt99999 thread. i imagine he's holding the slice
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 19 @ 12:38 PM ET
my first instinct was to put in the dt99999 thread. i imagine he's holding the slice
- Crimsoninja

not a wrong instinct
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 20 @ 12:43 AM ET
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Apr 20 @ 1:34 AM ET

- Crimsoninja

handled it like a champ
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