what does this list even mean?
- SourceS.V.P.

autism

autism
- watsonnostaw

autism
- watsonnostaw

autism
- watsonnostaw

- kicksave856

dopps posted a similar thing from a sens game (ryan scored, dad has to buy them a puppy)

dopps posted a similar thing from a sens game (ryan scored, dad has to buy them a puppy)
- daeth

i posted that.

please don't make this mistake again. that's terrible.

i posted that.

please don't make this mistake again. that's terrible.
- kicksave856

if this is true then i should be banned. i thought it was dopps in one of those dopps vs leafs threads

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=120379&page=11

im so sorry

- kicksave856

yeah sure but i thought you meant in here. i posted it in here.

(frank) d0pes and (frank) that thread. i can't even believe you read that poop.

yeah sure but i thought you meant in here. i posted it in here.

(frank) d0pes and (frank) that thread. i can't even believe you read that poop.
- kicksave856

it pops up in "my threads", i can't help myself.

*waits for the website update*

Ottism

For when your name is d0pps and you're from Ottawa

Cats always look serene and a little supercilious, as if they are privy to the accumulated wisdom of the world since the time of the pharaohs.

But then one of them climbs a tree in a snowstorm, and you remember that cats aren't pondering the Big Questions. Mostly they are thinking about eating and sleeping and staying out of the clutches of neighborhood dogs.

Anecdotal evidence of this comes to us by way of the borough of Bath, which was partly shut down Sunday afternoon because of the misadventures of a certain calico.

"We thought it was on the neighbor's porch," said borough resident Jane Molchany, recalling the pitiful mewling her companion Paul Meckes, heard late Saturday when he went out to shovel a path to the generator as the storm wound down.

In the morning, he heard the cries again, and that's when one of the neighbors told him a cat was up a tree near the Monacacy Creek across the street.

Now, you've heard this story before. A cat is stuck in a tree so a firetruck comes and someone goes up after it and returns it to a grateful little boy or girl.

But it wasn't that easy. Bath had been buried under 30 inches of snow by Jonas, which is what the Weather Channel called the storm. Green Street, where Molchany and Meckes live, was no more accessible than anyone else's street.

Neighborhood newcomers Max and Allison Balliet knew the cat to be a female stray. They had been keeping an eye on it lately, leaving the garage door partly open and a dish of food just inside so she could have shelter and something to eat.

Max Balliet said he suspects a neighbor's dog might have scared the cat up the tree. In any case, there she was, hungry and cold.

She might have been doomed. But Allison Balliet started making phone calls and word of the cat's plight finally reached the mayor of Bath, Fiorella Reginelli-Mirabito, who goes by "Fi" and is accustomed to getting things done.

"I'm an Italian woman," she said. "We just take over."

She said this with a merry laugh, and laughed many times more as she recounted what might be called "Operation Calico," for lack of a better term.

"I guess [the neighbors] called 911, then the police, then finally got the Borough Council president," the mayor said. "He was in the middle of an issue with the snowplow, so he said, 'Can you handle this?' "

"Sure," she said.

By her own admission, Reginelli-Mirabito is not a cat lover. But she arrived at the scene and in no time melted into a puddle of sentiment.

"The cat was meowing like crazy," she said. "And my heart was breaking with each meow. So I called everyone I knew."

First came Michael Dalcin of Michael Dalcin Electric, who drove over with his bucket truck. The bucket went up 40 feet, which would have been fine had the cat not scooted 20 feet higher.

The mayor called the fire department, and one of the assistant chiefs, Paul Connolly, told her there was no way he could bring the ladder truck out, because it would sink into the ground.

That would have gone over poorly with the fire chief, Emilio DeNisi, but again, Reginelli-Mirabito is persistent, Italian-style.

"I'm not going to sleep until somebody comes," she told Connolly.

"I'll do it for you, Fi," he said.

So the firetruck came. So did the Colonial Regional police, and Borough Manager Brad Flynn. A bunch of neighbors gathered to watch. Someone brought pizza and coffee.

The police closed the road so the ladder truck could be backed in, and a firefighter named Sean Faraldo climbed up and retrieved the cat.

At 7:30 p.m., four hours after it began, Operation Calico reached a happy ending.

Max and Allison Balliet decided to adopt the cat. So far, she's been getting on well with their other cats, Phantom and Luna, and their pug, Callie.

They gave her name. A boy's name, but a fitting one.

Jonas.

- jochfr

poor crims

- jochfr

That's the saddest thing ever but he looks incredibly happy

That's the saddest thing ever but he looks incredibly happy
- Streit2ThePoint

seems to have lost control of the bladder.

seems to have lost control of the bladder.
- kicksave856

big time

seems to have lost control of the bladder.
- kicksave856

You would too if you were that happy scared

You would too if you were that happy scared
- Streit2ThePoint

i do any time an officer approaches me like that.

- TheCat29

it's perfect

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/248036-2/Horse-blows-out-birthday-candles.gif
- Streit2ThePoint

Do we have to celebrate celebrities birthdays here too? Is Sara Jessica Parker even a celeb anymore?

"my reaction when someone walks in and asks me if i'm high"