http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/interviews/interviews/paul_gilbert_fuzz_universe_is_where_all_rock_guitar_players_live.html
- watsonnostaw

Good interview except they got the name of his first instrumental album wrong.

His playing has a mad grace and a sense of cohesion that began on the previous two solo records, Silence Followed By A Deafening Roar and prior to that, Get Out Of My Backyard.

It's Get Out of My Yard. Not backyard. Sheesh.

Is he married to an asian?

Is he married to an asian?


- watsonnostaw

Yes he is. And she's an excellent musician as well.

Yes he is. And she's an excellent musician as well.


- Pikey

i'd hit it. (i'm talking about the wife this time).

i'd hit it. (i'm talking about the wife this time).
- kicksave856

Yeah she's pretty cute. Check her out in this vid. She's got a cool organ solo in the vid (no organ solo innuendos, show respect).

Yeah she's pretty cute. Check her out in this vid. She's got a cool organ solo in the vid (no organ solo innuendos, show respect).


- Pikey

i literally want her 1000 times more now.

i literally want her 1000 times more now.
- kicksave856

What if you had to choose between her and the Green Paul Gilbert guitar with the f-holes?

What if you had to choose between her and the Green Paul Gilbert guitar with the f-holes?
- Pikey

i choose her.

her f hole is real, not painted on.

i choose her.

her f hole is real, not painted on.
- kicksave856

this thread needs another sprinkle of queer

this thread needs another sprinkle of queer
- Human Eraser

yes?

Yeah she's pretty cute. Check her out in this vid. She's got a cool organ solo in the vid (no organ solo innuendos, show respect).


- Pikey

Is her nickname Yoko or Me So Horny????

Is her nickname Yoko or Me So Horny????
- watsonnostaw

Not that I'm aware of. Once there are enough Paul Gilbert vids up here I may email this link to Paul Gilbert to see if he would be willing to say a few words. Maybe he could clear that up for you.

Not that I'm aware of. Once there are enough Paul Gilbert vids up here I may email this link to Paul Gilbert to see if he would be willing to say a few words. Maybe he could clear that up for you.
- Pikey

Ask him what he thinks of maplebud also

Ask him what he thinks of maplebud also
- jsr1034

he hates maplebud.

Ask him what he thinks of maplebud also
- jsr1034

I asked him and he told me he refuses to believe Maplebud is a real person since nobody could be that much of a retard and still use a computer.

He also said kicksave better stay the (frank) away from his wife.

I asked him and he told me he refuses to believe Maplebud is a real person since nobody could be that much of a retard and still use a computer.

He also said kicksave better stay the (frank) away from his wife.
- Pikey

he looks pretty skinny. i think i could take him.

therefore i plan on fucking his wife.

he looks pretty skinny. i think i could take him.

therefore i plan on fucking his wife.
- kicksave856

Careful, he's very tall and his reach is enormous. He can also melt your face off with his guitar playing.

Careful, he's very tall and his reach is enormous. He can also melt your face off with his guitar playing.
- Pikey

i'm planning on cutting power to the house before i go in, so he's gonna have to do that acoustically. besides, i don't need electricity in the house to do filthy filthy (oh so filthy) things to his wife.

i'm planning on cutting power to the house before i go in, so he's gonna have to do that acoustically. besides, i don't need electricity in the house to do filthy filthy (oh so filthy) things to his wife.
- kicksave856

He's an acoustic samurai.

He's an acoustic samurai.


- Pikey

yeah, but that's not gonna melt my face off like his regular stuff does.


btw, you'd actually sleep with him wouldn't you? have you ever been this in love with anybody else? do you think it's healthy to feel this way?

yeah, but that's not gonna melt my face off like his regular stuff does.


btw, you'd actually sleep with him wouldn't you? have you ever been this in love with anybody else? do you think it's healthy to feel this way?
- kicksave856

It would asymptotes melt your face off.



As far as your questions go, only two others and no it's not healthy: