well he can't read music! oh ish!

(i heard he's a tab player)
- kicksave856

That doesn't even make any (frank)ing sense.

That doesn't even make any (frank)ing sense.
- Pikey

it doesn't?

if you can't read music i thought you'd just learn tabs since it's easier.

it doesn't?

if you can't read music i thought you'd just learn tabs since it's easier.
- kicksave856

HE DOESN'T USE TABS. HE LEARNS THINGS BY EAR. AS SOON AS HE HEARS THINGS HE CAN PLAY THEM. AND HE CAN READ MUSIC TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, I AM SURE.

HE DOESN'T USE TABS. HE LEARNS THINGS BY EAR. AS SOON AS HE HEARS THINGS HE CAN PLAY THEM. AND HE CAN READ MUSIC TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, I AM SURE.
- Pikey

WHY ARE YOU SO (frank)ING SERIOUS ALL THE TIME?!

WHY ARE YOU SO (frank)ING SERIOUS ALL THE TIME?!
- kicksave856

THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH AND PAUL GILBERT IS ONE OF THEM. HE IS A TREASURE. A (frank)ING TREASURE.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH AND PAUL GILBERT IS ONE OF THEM. HE IS A TREASURE. A (frank)ING TREASURE.
- Pikey

YOU TORE BY FAVORITE BAND TO SHREDS. PAUL GILBERT USES TABS.

(I ACTUALLY DON'T MIND PAUL GILBERT)

YOU TORE BY FAVORITE BAND TO SHREDS. PAUL GILBERT USES TABS.

(I ACTUALLY DON'T MIND PAUL GILBERT)
- kicksave856

I JUST GAVE YOU HONEST CRITICISM BASED OFF CERTAIN CRITERIA. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT SINCE YOU ASKED. I DIDN'T GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DO IT.

(I THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY LIKE HIM IF I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT HIM SO MUCH. KIND OF FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.)

I JUST GAVE YOU HONEST CRITICISM BASED OFF CERTAIN CRITERIA. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT SINCE YOU ASKED. I DIDN'T GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DO IT.

(I THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY LIKE HIM IF I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT HIM SO MUCH. KIND OF FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.)
- Pikey

FUCK YOU!




(AND YES, THEY PROLLY WOULD. HE'S EXTREMELY TALENTED)

I found some sheet music from a Paul Gilbert concert.



He's so talented. He prefers PS3. Faget.

- Grape Ape

She got hot when she got older. She doesn't need tabs to play guitar.

- Pikey

"...i mean, the left hand's not too bad on that..."
- paul fucking gilbert

fuck YOU, paul gilbert! fuck you! it's impossible! it's all impossible!


(maybe i should try drums. i hear any idiot can play the drums so i'm already totally overqualified for the position)

fuck YOU, paul gilbert! fuck you! it's impossible! it's all impossible!


(maybe i should try drums. i hear any idiot can play the drums so i'm already totally overqualified for the position)
- kicksave856

Hey Kick, do you actually like Billy joel? I just gave Glass Houses a solid listen, good fun in my books.

Hey Kick, do you actually like Billy joel? I just gave Glass Houses a solid listen, good fun in my books.
- aschuter82

it's not like i'm a billy joel fan. like i don't own any billy joel CDs. but my first record when i was a kid was 52nd street. i liked the coked up billy joel songs from when he kinda thought he might be a little rock and roll. like captain jack and stuff like that.

i hated his entire 80's and beyond. not that it's bad music or anything, just most of the stuff after the glass houses record is not for me.

it's not like i'm a billy joel fan. like i don't own any billy joel CDs. but my first record when i was a kid was 52nd street. i liked the coked up billy joel songs from when he kinda thought he might be a little rock and roll. like captain jack and stuff like that.

i hated his entire 80's and beyond. not that it's bad music or anything, just most of the stuff after the glass houses record is not for me.
- kicksave856

I hear ya. Bit of a guilty pleasure for me, but yeah after glass he is pretty pathetic, though i do have a soft spot for Uptown Girl.

fuck YOU, paul gilbert! fuck you! it's impossible! it's all impossible!


(maybe i should try drums. i hear any idiot can play the drums so i'm already totally overqualified for the position)
- kicksave856

It's totally possible. 100 percent. It just takes a lot of time.

You should switch to the triangle.

It's totally possible. 100 percent. It just takes a lot of time.

You should switch to the triangle.
- Pikey

3 sides?

seems a little complicated.

3 sides?

seems a little complicated.
- kicksave856

I guess it just seems easy to squares like me.

I guess it just seems easy to squares like me.
- Pikey

i want to work rectangle into a sentence but i just don't know how to in the context of this conversation.

i want to work rectangle into a sentence but i just don't know how to in the context of this conversation.
- kicksave856

How about "shove the triangle up your rectangle"?

How about "shove the triangle up your rectangle"?
- Pikey

well after seeing your post in the other thread there i just gave up any hopes of the drums.

triangle, here i come! (so please don't put it in your rectangle)

well after seeing your post in the other thread there i just gave up any hopes of the drums.

triangle, here i come! (so please don't put it in your rectangle)
- kicksave856

Just hose it off. It'll be fine.