you're watson
- Flyskippy

want to go combing the beach with metal detectors?

want to go combing the beach with metal detectors?
- watsonnostaw

Again?!?

Again?!?
- Flyskippy

we missed under the lifeboats

we missed under the lifeboats
- watsonnostaw

Oh, ok. Be right there.

"recipe for disaster"

the man's a (frank)ing genius.

"recipe for disaster"

the man's a (frank)ing genius.
- kicksave856

- Crimsoninja

misunderstood and under appreciated for his accomplishments

misunderstood and under appreciated for his accomplishments
- watsonnostaw

agreed

was pretty unfamiliar with that whole story until seeing that espn doc

agreed

was pretty unfamiliar with that whole story until seeing that espn doc
- Crimsoninja

he comes off like a wiener, when deep down he is a wiener

he's a good man.

he's a good man.
- kicksave856

what size heels do you wear?

what size heels do you wear?
- watsonnostaw

8.5

1:55 - 2:31

8.5
- kicksave856

at the eagles game last night, I was praying to baby jesus that the second field goal attempt would have been good

(frank)er

atleast #2 won at Dover

Andrew Bynum (knee) shut down for three weeks

http://www.rotoworld.com/...shut-down-for-three-weeks

dear watson,
how do i handle traffic court or whatever this is? i got a ticket in the mail but instead of just having an amount to pay it says i have to show up in court because somebody filed a complaint about me passing them improperly, which i probably did in a fit of rage over their inability to operate a motor vehicle that isn't directly in my (frank)ing way.

dear watson,
how do i handle traffic court or whatever this is? i got a ticket in the mail but instead of just having an amount to pay it says i have to show up in court because somebody filed a complaint about me passing them improperly, which i probably did in a fit of rage over their inability to operate a motor vehicle that isn't directly in my (frank)ing way.
- kicksave856

new jersey? What is the jurisdiction? Police department? Date of Hearing

(frank)ing bullpoop state of DMV/Police affairs,

90 percent of the time the wussy who complained doesn't show up for court, they have to show up as they are the complainant (a pseudo citizens arrest or charge) (frank)ing horsepoop that NJ even allows such cases. They are hoping you do not appear, get it continued for years, say you just started a new job and thanks to Obama and Christie you can not afford to jeopardize your new employment by going to court and need a continuance until you are settled in to a routine of jerking the day away and getting paid

You have the right to face your accusers, i suggest hiring some pipe hitting negros to accompany you and then give the bumhole who reported you the stink eye (if the weasel even shows up)

report back with the pertinent information

new jersey? What is the jurisdiction? Police department? Date of Hearing

(frank)ing bullpoop state of DMV/Police affairs,

90 percent of the time the wussy who complained doesn't show up for court, they have to show up as they are the complainant (a pseudo citizens arrest or charge) (frank)ing horsepoop that NJ even allows such cases. They are hoping you do not appear, get it continued for years, say you just started a new job and thanks to Obama and Christie you can not afford to jeopardize your new employment by going to court and need a continuance until you are settled in to a routine of jerking the day away and getting paid

You have the right to face your accusers, i suggest hiring some pipe hitting negros to accompany you and then give the bumhole who reported you the stink eye (if the weasel even shows up)

report back with the pertinent information
- watsonnostaw

New Jersey, Municipal Court Borough of Haddonfield, 10/29.

i will take your advice. thank you, sir.

New Jersey, Municipal Court Borough of Haddonfield, 10/29.

i will take your advice. thank you, sir.
- kicksave856

they have to prove it was you driving, your car is like a cheap whore where everyone borrows, you honestly dont know who was driving it that day but it wasnt you since you had your balls deep inside the mother of the accuser. Hopefully the accuser has cell phone video of your activities of driving like a white male american, since such video is illegal as they cant use their (frank)ing cell phones in the state.

I will send the bat signal out to a colleague in the new jersey and see what she says

despise (frank)ing do gooders, uh he is going to hurt someone driving like 86 percent of the drivers out here, probably an asian

was this on a highway?

does this do anything http://njcourts.judiciary...r2/ticket/search/entry.do

they have to prove it was you driving, your car is like a cheap whore where everyone borrows, you honestly dont know who was driving it that day but it wasnt you since you had your balls deep inside the mother of the accuser. Hopefully the accuser has cell phone video of your activities of driving like a white male american, since such video is illegal as they cant use their (frank)ing cell phones in the state.

I will send the bat signal out to a colleague in the new jersey and see what she says

despise (frank)ing do gooders, uh he is going to hurt someone driving like 86 percent of the drivers out here, probably an asian

was this on a highway?

does this do anything http://njcourts.judiciary...r2/ticket/search/entry.do
- watsonnostaw

ty, fine sir.

(the link says i owe 85 dollars)

oh, and it was on a regular road. chews landing road.

ty, fine sir.

(the link says i owe 85 dollars)

oh, and it was on a regular road. chews landing road.
- kicksave856

did it mention how many (frank)ing points?

I will have more information hopefully on monday of the kind of ass raping or preventative measure you can expect or should imploy on monday

also, stop driving like an bumhole

did it mention how many (frank)ing points?

I will have more information hopefully on monday of the kind of ass raping or preventative measure you can expect or should imploy on monday

also, stop driving like an bumhole
- watsonnostaw

4 points.

i was in a hurry!

4 points.

i was in a hurry!
- kicksave856

I'm not sure you'll want to use that argument in your defense.