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Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jan 20 @ 12:15 PM ET
God that sounds awful. Thank goodness we changed all of that.
- sanfordnson

Boomer generation:
"oh, you didn't get into university? that's a shame. Go get a job at an office building and get a promotion immediately because the talent pool is so thin that literally in schmuck can go from hobo to corner office in a matter of months"

Current generation:
"I see you have a polisci degree. Sorry, only PHD level candidates will be accepted for this barrista position"
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Jan 20 @ 12:56 PM ET
Boomer generation:
"oh, you didn't get into university? that's a shame. Go get a job at an office building and get a promotion immediately because the talent pool is so thin that literally in schmuck can go from hobo to corner office in a matter of months"

Current generation:
"I see you have a polisci degree. Sorry, only PHD level candidates will be accepted for this barrista position"

- Feeling Glucky?

Right up there with art history for usefulness.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 20 @ 1:18 PM ET
so i walk into our lunch room to wash my hands and evelyn from the office is in there.

being the polite guy that i am i say "hello. how are you doing?" and she responds "i'd rather be black".

it took me a second. i didn't understand at first because i'd never heard anybody say that before. i'm actually fairly certain those words have never been spoken prior to my conversation with evelyn from the office today.
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jan 20 @ 1:28 PM ET
forgot to mention it's the generation responsible for deteriorating diplomatic ties between the west and everywhere else.
- Feeling Glucky?

i'd say they also got that global warming ball rolling
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Jan 20 @ 1:32 PM ET
so i walk into our lunch room to wash my hands and evelyn from the office is in there.

being the polite guy that i am i say "hello. how are you doing?" and she responds "i'd rather be black".

it took me a second. i didn't understand at first because i'd never heard anybody say that before. i'm actually fairly certain those words have never been spoken prior to my conversation with evelyn from the office today.

- kicksave856

Say hi to Evelyn
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Jan 20 @ 1:37 PM ET
i'd say they also got that global warming ball rolling
- the_cause2000

Id say the industrial age occurred before many of them were born.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 20 @ 1:40 PM ET
Say hi to Evelyn
- BingoLady

pay attention.

i already did that and she responded that she'd rather be an african american.
hat-trick
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Ypsilanti, MI
Joined: 11.18.2010

Jan 20 @ 3:42 PM ET
Doppleganger
Ottawa Senators
Location: Reality
Joined: 08.25.2006

Jan 24 @ 4:02 PM ET
http://minnesota.cbslocal...No=default&clipId=9756340
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011

Jan 24 @ 5:34 PM ET
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9756340
- Doppleganger

dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 24 @ 5:35 PM ET

- A_Tree


agreed. should have been at least 50% off
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 5:38 PM ET
why i am still at work at 538PM on a (frank)ing Friday
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 24 @ 5:39 PM ET
why i am still at work at 538PM on a (frank)ing Friday
- watsonnostaw

HAHAHAHHAA IVE BEEN OFF ALL DAY!!!!!*







*has to work tomorrow
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011

Jan 24 @ 5:40 PM ET
Boomer generation:
"oh, you didn't get into university? that's a shame. Go get a job at an office building and get a promotion immediately because the talent pool is so thin that literally in schmuck can go from hobo to corner office in a matter of months"

Current generation:
"I see you have a polisci degree. Sorry, only PHD level candidates will be accepted for this barrista position"

- Feeling Glucky?


The degree is still useful but only when couplde with at least five years experience in a related field. The best thing for children/teens to do is volunteer and work part time. University presents difficulties because of cost and lack of free time but volunteering 2 hours a week (which is less than average TV viewing time) you can amass approx. 104 hours of experience over one year. Stretched over four years of schooling that can give a prospective job hunter a leg up on the game.
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011

Jan 24 @ 5:40 PM ET
agreed. should have been at least 50% off
- dt99999


You took the words out of my fingers.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 5:42 PM ET
HAHAHAHHAA IVE BEEN OFF ALL DAY!!!!!*







*has to work tomorrow

- Crimsoninja

I just sent an intern out to pick up dinner on the corporate credit card

these two day work weeks (frank)ing suck, cant wait for tuesday when I take a half day off to go buy a red wings jersey and then wait until February 12 to the 17 for presidents day holiday
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 24 @ 6:20 PM ET
I just sent an intern out to pick up dinner on the corporate credit card

these two day work weeks (frank)ing suck, cant wait for tuesday when I take a half day off to go buy a red wings jersey and then wait until February 12 to the 17 for presidents day holiday

- watsonnostaw

i'm wearing blue.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 7:05 PM ET
i'm wearing blue.
- kicksave856

i'm driving the red car
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 24 @ 7:07 PM ET
i'm driving the red car
- watsonnostaw

i will come prepared.

you know what to do.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 24 @ 7:09 PM ET
i'm driving the red car
- watsonnostaw

i took the isle seat on saturday. felt like a king.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 7:09 PM ET
i will come prepared.

you know what to do.

- kicksave856

I am looking at a 10 acre farm tomorrow, with 2 ponds, a barn and a nondescript outbuilding for storage....no (frank)ing garage, who the (frank) doesnt have a garage
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 7:10 PM ET
i took the isle seat on saturday. felt like a king.
- Crimsoninja

i havent sat on the aisle in a while, hope for WL and crew to show up it is easier to video them in seat #2
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 7:12 PM ET
I am looking at a 10 acre farm tomorrow, with 2 ponds, a barn and a nondescript outbuilding for storage....no (frank)ing garage, who the (frank) doesnt have a garage
- watsonnostaw

you forgot to ask him to supply you with 10 pounds of colorado grade pot
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 24 @ 7:13 PM ET
I am looking at a 10 acre farm tomorrow, with 2 ponds, a barn and a nondescript outbuilding for storage....no (frank)ing garage, who the (frank) doesnt have a garage
- watsonnostaw

a 10 acre farm with 2 ponds, a barn, and a nondescript outbuilding for storage doesn't.



it's elementary, watson.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 24 @ 7:16 PM ET
i havent sat on the aisle in a while, hope for WL and crew to show up it is easier to video them in seat #2
- watsonnostaw

i usually just wait to see where you sit and then i know that the other one must be mine.
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