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schuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Awating the return of Les Nord
Joined: 07.25.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:44 AM ET
lol thanks ...i never wanted to become a member but after reading Burgs last blog I needed to vent...not to mention Unholy Goalie...IM balding at 18 because of the amount of hair ive had to pull out after reading that monkey's replies/posts....

if you could combine a loner, a person with a low self esteem and 0 hockey knowledge ....mix that in with a guy who twists everyones words around and never admits that hes wrong...then add a bottle of lotion with some porn on a friday night...u get Unholy Goalie

- Berger_The_Turd


Nothing wrong with those plans.
asp1986
Montreal Canadiens
Location: YOU CANADINS FANS HAVE NO CLAS
Joined: 02.21.2007

Mar 13 @ 11:46 AM ET
Nothing wrong with those plans.
- schuter82



I had the same reaction... "Hey, what's wrong with that?"
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 11:47 AM ET
See, I agree with most of your post. But one thing remains, they are still in 5th place, and very much in the playoff race...

What are your thoughts on the Penguins?

- asp1986


Yah at least you admit it...so Ill give you respect....and i wont deny it to the Canadiens are 5th so they're obviously doing something right.

The penguins biggest mistake is keeping Jordan Stall at the Deadline...they could have gone out and got a quality defenseman..
I mean karbele was available, boumeester for stall would have layed a great foundation for a trade.

I like the the addition of kunitz though...solid playoff preformer

Biggest Problem for the Penguins...Leadership I would have perfered them get a legitimate head coach

1) Quinn
2) Tortorella (when he was available)
3) Bob Hartley

But we'll see....I wouldnt say the penguins are overrated...just underperforming and that responsibilty lies on a large part with the coach
schuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Awating the return of Les Nord
Joined: 07.25.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:48 AM ET


I had the same reaction... "Hey, what's wrong with that?"

- asp1986


Maybe its not cool to admit you jerk off when you're 18 years old these days. Terd...any thoughts?
schuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Awating the return of Les Nord
Joined: 07.25.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:50 AM ET
Yah at least you admit it...so Ill give you respect....and i wont deny it to the Canadiens are 5th so they're obviously doing something right.

The penguins biggest mistake is keeping Jordan Stall at the Deadline...they could have gone out and got a quality defenseman..
I mean karbele was available, boumeester for stall would have layed a great foundation for a trade.

I like the the addition of kunitz though...solid playoff preformer

Biggest Problem for the Penguins...Leadership I would have perfered them get a legitimate head coach

1) Quinn
2) Tortorella (when he was available)
3) Bob Hartley

But we'll see....I wouldnt say the penguins are overrated...just underperforming and that responsibilty lies on a large part with the coach

- Berger_The_Turd


Bob Hartley is far from a legitimate coach. His biggest skill was putting Forsberg and Sakic on the same line when the Avs were losing...pure genius.
schuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Awating the return of Les Nord
Joined: 07.25.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:51 AM ET
But we'll see....I wouldnt say the penguins are overrated...just underperforming and that responsibilty lies on a large part with the coach
- Berger_The_Turd


The Penguins have been much better since axing Therrien.
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 11:51 AM ET


I had the same reaction... "Hey, what's wrong with that?"

- asp1986



Lol...man come on...i gave up on porn in like grade 8...that stuff is just fantasy plus if you want the real stuff you have to put urself out there and practise....porn just give you wrong impressions of women...if all women were like women in pornos...Unholy Goalie would have gotten laid by now...maybe thats why he named himself Unholy Goalie...hes looking for a women who can play 3 periods with 2 pads
schuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Awating the return of Les Nord
Joined: 07.25.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:53 AM ET
Lol...man come on...i gave up on porn in like grade 8...that stuff is just fantasy plus if you want the real stuff you have to put urself out there and practise....porn just give you wrong impressions of women...if all women were like women in pornos...Unholy Goalie would have gotten laid by now...maybe thats why he named himself Unholy Goalie...hes looking for a women who can play 3 periods with 2 pads
- Berger_The_Turd


I don't watch porn to learn about women...I watch porn to jerk off. And believe me, no matter how much sex I have, jerking off still has its fun.
selvig
Location: http://bit.ly/9AR5l0
Joined: 01.14.2008

Mar 13 @ 11:53 AM ET
Lol...man come on...i gave up on porn in like grade 8...that stuff is just fantasy plus if you want the real stuff you have to put urself out there and practise....porn just give you wrong impressions of women...if all women were like women in pornos...Unholy Goalie would have gotten laid by now...maybe thats why he named himself Unholy Goalie...hes looking for a women who can play 3 periods with 2 pads
- Berger_The_Turd


What? You can have your cake and eat it too.

And by cake I mean a lady, and eat it I mean play with yourself.

....maybe i should have picked a different phrase.
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 11:56 AM ET
Maybe its not cool to admit you jerk off when you're 18 years old these days. Terd...any thoughts?
- schuter82



naw its not that....i just learned a while back that if you want o get amazing good looking girls you have to do the stuff that your friends will b!tch at you for ....like giving her a nickname and calling her it all the time in front of your friends, cancelling your plans to do something she wants, basically doing that lovey dovey garbage...its all just brownie points for when its milking time on the farm lol

but for real...like i said earlier ...too often i see guys just trying to chop girls and get laid in 2 hours after getting to know her....sorry man thats never gonna happen
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
He's saying the Canadiens are..

1)Over rated
2)Over hyped
3)Border-line playoff team

Last year was a flash in the pan...and bash me all you want but tell me one time that the Canadiens faced adversity last year?

This year they were under huge pressure and look how they crumbled. Not to mention i think next year will be worse because they're going to be looking for a huge rebound season from carey price....

- Berger_The_Turd


Did I miss something.........did our O/T last night put us in 12 th place?
jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007

Mar 13 @ 11:58 AM ET
Did I miss something.........did our O/T last night put us in 12 th place?
- Big T

You got -5 points for losing to the Isles
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 11:59 AM ET
I don't watch porn to learn about women...I watch porn to jerk off. And believe me, no matter how much sex I have, jerking off still has its fun.
- schuter82


LOL....idk man...the real stuff is definately better...all i was saying was that at a young age when you watch alot of porn it give you a wrong impression of women...how should i explain this...
ok in porn video the girsl are always dressed slutty n stuff
then in real life when a girl wears something that makes her look freaking fit...guys atuomatically assume she wants to get laid....maybe....chance are probably not...at least not until till she gets to know you.....but this is turning into sex-ed
asp1986
Montreal Canadiens
Location: YOU CANADINS FANS HAVE NO CLAS
Joined: 02.21.2007

Mar 13 @ 11:59 AM ET
You got -5 points for losing to the Isles
- jsr1034


Just like the Devils last week?
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 12:01 PM ET
You got -5 points for losing to the Isles
- jsr1034


I guess so.....

Although I thought we did a great job of padding our 5 on 5 stats by avoiding scoring at all costs on the 5 on 3 and waiting until even strength to score..
jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007

Mar 13 @ 12:02 PM ET
Just like the Devils last week?
- asp1986

Bergenheim hat trick that game
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 12:02 PM ET
Did I miss something.........did our O/T last night put us in 12 th place?
- Big T



no.....i was just saying that i think the Habs are a bit overhyped thats all...and unless they can duplicate last years success over a couple of years im not convinced of anything....especially carey price...potential is good...results are even better
jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007

Mar 13 @ 12:02 PM ET
I guess so.....

Although I thought we did a great job of padding our 5 on 5 stats by avoiding scoring at all costs on the 5 on 3 and waiting until even strength to score..

- Big T

That powerplay is disgusting
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 12:06 PM ET
That powerplay is disgusting
- jsr1034


not giving streit his money was a huge mistake
almost like the sens keeping redden instead of chara

lol sorry couldnt resist
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 12:08 PM ET
no.....i was just saying that i think the Habs are a bit overhyped thats all...and unless they can duplicate last years success over a couple of years im not convinced of anything....especially carey price...potential is good...results are even better
- Berger_The_Turd


All the Canadian teams are over hyped..... thats what the Canadian hockey media does... Having said that, I am certainly dissappointed with there results so far this season but on the positive side, dispite all the Centenial crap, media crap and apparent in room crap, we still find ourselves in 5th, and 4 teams have to pass us to miss the playoffs. The odds are still 91% that we make the playoffs according to the math.
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 12:10 PM ET
That powerplay is disgusting
- jsr1034


Yeah, we have been hot and cold on the PP all year. Schneider seems to have got caught up in the pass first PP style. But last night also showed how much we miss Kovalev on the PP.
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 12:11 PM ET
All the Canadian teams are over hyped..... thats what the Canadian hockey media does... Having said that, I am certainly dissappointed with there results so far this season but on the positive side, dispite all the Centenial crap, media crap and apparent in room crap, we still find ourselves in 5th, and 4 teams have to pass us to miss the playoffs. The odds are still 91% that we make the playoffs according to the math.
- Big T



cant argue there.....but i agree with you on everything
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 12:13 PM ET
cant argue there.....but i agree with you on everything
- Berger_The_Turd


Nice comments from a guy that has only been on the site 2 days....
Berger_The_Turd
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.11.2009

Mar 13 @ 12:17 PM ET
Nice comments from a guy that has only been on the site 2 days....
- Big T



Lol just gaining some respect before i say something stupid....ive seen people say stupid comment on this site and get attacked my a pack of starving hyenias ......you guys are gutless and sick!...lol just playing
Big T
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Please ref, please I am beggin, BC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Mar 13 @ 12:18 PM ET
Lol just gaining some respect before i say something stupid....ive seen people say stupid comment on this site and get attacked my a pack of starving hyenias ......you guys are gutless and sick!...lol just playing
- Berger_The_Turd


and you weren't someone else in a previous HB life by chance?
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