Being a Leaf fan is amazing. Haven’t got a clue how I am feeling right now, which really won’t matter cuz I’ll be feeling some other emotion in a few minutes.

Lundqvist has to be using Grecian Formula.

Maybe he just found out you don’t get paid for playoffs
- Canada Cup

That was actually a good one. Well done sir!

This Nylander phantom injury seems off to me. When does anyone wake up and feel injured the next morning in the NHL? I've literally never heard that. It's always something with this team.
- fifty__missions

He has the clap.

He has the clap.
- Atomic Wedgie

Damn you Zezzie!!!

Damn you Zezzie!!!
- Woderwick

Plot twist, it was given to him by that other guy.

This Nylander phantom injury seems off to me. When does anyone wake up and feel injured the next morning in the NHL? I've literally never heard that. It's always something with this team.
- fifty__missions

Have you ever watched an NHL game in the first 10 rows?

It’s hella violent.

You shouldn’t ever be surprised if a guy is injured.

This Nylander phantom injury seems off to me. When does anyone wake up and feel injured the next morning in the NHL? I've literally never heard that. It's always something with this team.
- fifty__missions

well, I got up this morning and my lower back was franked up.
It was ok when I went to bed last night.

Have you ever watched an NHL game in the first 10 rows?

It’s hella violent.

You shouldn’t ever be surprised if a guy is injured.
- Atomic Wedgie

Of course I have.

How many times have you heard of NHL players waking up with an injury?

Could be.

This injury explanation just seems really weird and doesn't pass the smell test.

It's always something.
- fifty__missions

well, to be frank, it's your smell test and it really doesn't count

Plot twist, it was given to him by that other guy.
- Whipper

Oh my….

well, I got this morning and my lower back was franked up.
It was ok when I went to bed last night.
- dmnted

Bullpoop. You just didn’t want to do yard work, like Wedgie.

Bullpoop. You just didn’t want to do yard work, like Wedgie.
- Woderwick

got my oil changed and summer tire put on and my calliper fixed as crappy tire did not do a go job of it 4 years ago.
appointment was at 10am with 45 minute drive both ways

yes, I did get out of doing some yard work today

got my oil changed and summer tire put on and my calliper fixed as crappy tire did not do a go job of it 4 years ago.
appointment was at 10am with 45 minute drive both ways

yes, I did get out of doing some yard work today
- dmnted

I love yard work. Keeps me in shape.

I love yard work. Keeps me in shape.
- Woderwick

my son has taken over the back yard as he caught the urban farmer ich
only if the wife would let grow a couple of cannabis plants

my son has taken over the back yard as he caught the urban farmer ich
only if the wife would let grow a couple of cannabis plants
- dmnted

Nice!

I begged out of one of my grandkid's chorus concerts tonight to watch the Leafs game.

Achievement in fandom unlocked.

For the record, I never did that for the Lightning.

It’s official.

Willy being benched

It’s official.

Willy being benched
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Show some (frank)ing respect. He’s dead

Robertson with 1 goal and 2 glaring giveaways.

Show some (frank)ing respect. He’s dead
- Canada Cup

To some people.

To some people.
- Woderwick

Yeah, to some people who can never stop talking about him. First game missed to injury since November, 2016 and people are freaking out

Show some (frank)ing respect. He’s dead
- Canada Cup

He hasn’t even cashed his signing bonus from his new contract yet..

No way he pulled a Tupac.

First game missed to injury since November, 2016 and people are freaking out
- Canada Cup

“To injury”

First game missed to injury since November, 2016 and people are freaking out
- Canada Cup

He’s a quitter. Injury schminjury.

He played all year just to get to no show the show.