Happy Gilmore is a replacement level skater, no way he's getting 3rd line minutes


edit: I didn't even catch Jimmy Two Times


- eichiefs9

Gilmore’s shot is Marc Andre Bergeron like in both accuracy and power.

Johnny Bag Of Donuts - Big Bird - Kermit
Elmo - Dracula - Godzilla
Snuffalufagus - Mothra- Happy Gilmore
Jimmy Two Times - Ronald McDonald - Prince

He-Man - Vanilla Ice
Fresh Prince - Spock
Han Solo - Voltron

Looking more and more like Curious George will get the start for game 1.
- Cptmjl

Unbelievable

Jimmy Two Times but not Johnny Tight Lips?

Unbelievable

Jimmy Two Times but not Johnny Tight Lips?
- BINGO!

Johnny Tight Lips wasn’t even in the running. Rhonda Roast Beef Curtains ousted him in the first round .

How frankie mush didn't make this line up is beyond me

How frankie mush didn't make this line up is beyond me

- Upstate_isles

Now youse can’t leave.




"They ruined my whole f*cking lunch!"

The only way I see the Isles taking this series if it goes long.
Prediction is Isles in 6
Varly in net the whole series.

The only way I see the Isles taking this series if it goes long.
Prediction is Isles in 6
Varly in net the whole series.
- Nfdbulldawg

But will it be embarrassing?

If I recall, that group traveled around a lot of arenas and was pretty fun and respectful. They were just trying to get some visibility to the fact that Quebec wanted their team back.
- eichiefs9

remember the NO HABS NO ad? that game was weird af because the quebecers were indeed mad respectful with the exception of a few guys popping poop, but we were all like (frank) these people singing "so gay" when they did the ole song lol

Johnny Bag Of Donuts - Big Bird - Kermit
Elmo - Dracula - Godzilla
Snuffalufagus - Mothra- Happy Gilmore
Jimmy Two Times - Ronald McDonald - Prince

He-Man - Vanilla Ice
Fresh Prince - Spock
Han Solo - Voltron

Looking more and more like Curious George will get the start for game 1.
- Cptmjl

this is a squad that definitely belongs in the JHL.

my medicine hat squad has trump, bin laden, ashley schaeffer, richard simmons, OJ, harold and kumar, and various pro wrestlers, cats, dogs, historical figures, and more

edit: can't forget about dee reynolds

But will it be embarrassing?
- JohnScammo

I wish they missed the playoffs so they wouldn't embarrass me

this is a squad that definitely belongs in the JHL.

my medicine hat squad has trump, bin laden, ashley schaeffer, richard simmons, OJ, harold and kumar, and various pro wrestlers, cats, dogs, historical figures, and more

edit: can't forget about dee reynolds
- batteryjackson

The Aluminum Monster?

I wish they missed the playoffs so they wouldn't embarrass me
- Upstate_isles

Hopefully we don’t revisit this comment and it has substance.

this is a squad that definitely belongs in the JHL.

my medicine hat squad has trump, bin laden, ashley schaeffer, richard simmons, OJ, harold and kumar, and various pro wrestlers, cats, dogs, historical figures, and more

edit: can't forget about dee reynolds
- batteryjackson

Sweet Dee should’ve been in there.

How frankie mush didn't make this line up is beyond me

- Upstate_isles

He's on IR (Locked in the beahtroom)

Sweet Dee should’ve been in there.
- Cptmjl

I'd argue that Rickety Cricket is more versatile. He can be a priest or a street rat, and everything in between

I'd argue that Rickety Cricket is more versatile. He can be a priest or a street rat, and everything in between
- eichiefs9

😂
Such a great character 😂

In case there was any question who should be starting game 1

Stefen Rosner
@stefen_rosner
39m
#Isles Semyon Varlamov finished the season with a .917 SV%, the third-best amongst goalies who have played in 25+ games this season.

Won his last 5 outings, posting a 1.59 GAA and a .946 SV%.

Last 10: 8-1-1, 2.09 GAA, .930 SV%

Also, other noteworthy stuff for anyone who may not have seen it:

Stefen Rosner
@stefen_rosner
16m
Barzal, who didn’t play Wednesday (maintenance), is on the ice first this morning. #Isles

Stefen Rosner
@stefen_rosner
11m
Noah Dobson (upper body) is on the ice for practice. #Isles

Stefen Rosner
@stefen_rosner
10m
Ruslan Iskhakov is still up with #Isles.


Stefen Rosner
@stefen_rosner
8m
Pierre Engvall, who seemed to tweak something on Monday, is also on the ice. #Isles

Apparently no Pageau though

Apparently no Pageau though
- eichiefs9

Cizikas-Horvat-Barzal
Fasching-Nelson-Palmieri
Lee-MacLean-Engvall
Martin-Clutterbuck-Holmstrom

Romanov-Dobson
Pelech-Pulock
Reilly-Bortuzzo

No Aho either.

No Aho either.
- BINGO!

Bortuzzo is going to get eaten alive, he's awful. Aho probably would too, but at least he can move the puck a little.

Bortuzzo is going to get eaten alive, he's awful. Aho probably would too, but at least he can move the puck a little.
- eichiefs9

yeah he's not an NHL player anymore.

But he won a cup! (five years ago when he was 30)

He's on IR (Locked in the beahtroom)
- eichiefs9

I assume he's with coffee cakes and joe joe

yeah he's not an NHL player anymore.

But he won a cup! (five years ago when he was 30)
- BINGO!

He actually started off pretty well here, but he's regressed to the mean and it's pretty bad. Reilly has actually been really great though. I have no idea if Mayfield is expected to be back at any point in the playoffs or not, but he'd be a big upgrade over Bortuzzo.

Apparently no Pageau though
- eichiefs9

Looked like he tweaked his knee to the side the way he fell so not good