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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Apr 11 @ 2:49 PM ET
4000 years later, who truly killed Achilles?
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Apr 11 @ 2:50 PM ET
4000 years later, who truly killed Achilles?
- AdamFrench

a eel?
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corn Pop was a bad dude, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Apr 11 @ 2:57 PM ET
And you don’t need a license.
- Woderwick

drivers license....
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 11 @ 2:57 PM ET
I just meant that winter sports are already a big deal in Utah. California has it too. Skiing, winter olympics, etc... People own winter coats and boots already. Park City is one of the elite winter sports destinations.

It's not like Arizona, Texas, or Florida where most people haven't seen snow or ice.

The biggest concern with Utah is that SLC is only ~200k ...small market. But it's a wealthy market without a bunch of competition so maybe it works.

- The Law

is jump humping a winter or summer sport?
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Apr 11 @ 3:02 PM ET
I just snagged Fallout to binge all 8 episodes
one of my favorite actors is one of the lead in it too.

Bonus
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Apr 11 @ 3:05 PM ET
I just snagged Fallout to binge all 8 episodes
one of my favorite actors is one lead in it too.

Bonus

- dmnted


Wasn't super excited about it but Kyle Maclachlan and Walton Goggins should be a good combo

I'm just assuming it's going to be twin peaks meets the righteous gemstones (which isn't a bad thing)
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Apr 11 @ 3:14 PM ET
is jump humping a winter or summer sport?
- Atomic Wedgie

Soaking

Soaking, also known as marinating or floating, is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting or ejaculating, reportedly used by some members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).[5] News sources do not report it being a common practice, and some Latter-day Saints have said that soaking is an urban legend and not an actual practice.[1][6] Others report knowing church members who had soaked.[10]

Illustration of "soaking" or the act of vaginal penetration without subsequent thrusting
Some popular news sources have stated that soaking serves as a purported loophole to the LDS Church's sexual code of conduct, called the law of chastity, which says that all sexual activity outside of a heterosexual marriage is a sin,[2][11][12] and further bars masturbation for church members.[13][14][15] The LDS Church teaches that "it is wrong to touch the private [...] parts of another person's body even if clothed" outside of a monogamous heterosexual marriage.[16][17][18] Some news sources directly state that the LDS Church and its adherents do not believe soaking is a loophole to the church's code of sexual conduct.[19]
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Apr 11 @ 3:17 PM ET
Wasn't super excited about it but Kyle Maclachlan and Walton Goggins should be a good combo

I'm just assuming it's going to be twin peaks meets the righteous gemstones (which isn't a bad thing)

- TheMussel

or his Justified character
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Apr 11 @ 3:19 PM ET
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)
- mr.sir

hummmm...


I was going to say you are shooting blanks today, but there it is a wiki link for soaking corks for your wine bottles.
Woderwick
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: David Clarkson's Water Bottle, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

Apr 11 @ 3:26 PM ET
drivers license....
- drexel

Nah
Woderwick
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: David Clarkson's Water Bottle, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

Apr 11 @ 3:30 PM ET
I’m going to miss the game tonight.

We’ll see just how good Matthews and the Leafs are without me.
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corn Pop was a bad dude, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Apr 11 @ 3:31 PM ET
Nah
- Woderwick

yeah youre probably right
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 11 @ 3:40 PM ET
Nah
- Woderwick

drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corn Pop was a bad dude, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Apr 11 @ 3:56 PM ET
And you don’t need a license.
- Woderwick

license to ogle?
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Apr 11 @ 3:59 PM ET
Leafs win 9-2.

Matthews gets 4 goals and hits 70.

Lightning win 5-4. (Tomkins in net)

Duch gets 4 assists to hit 100.



shack67
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: NS
Joined: 07.05.2015

Apr 11 @ 4:02 PM ET
It’s winter until June.
- Woderwick

July most years.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 11 @ 4:14 PM ET
Soaking

Soaking, also known as marinating or floating, is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting or ejaculating, reportedly used by some members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).

- mr.sir[5] News sources do not report it being a common practice, and some Latter-day Saints have said that soaking is an urban legend and not an actual practice.[1][6] Others report knowing church members who had soaked.[10]

Illustration of "soaking" or the act of vaginal penetration without subsequent thrusting
Some popular news sources have stated that soaking serves as a purported loophole to the LDS Church's sexual code of conduct, called the law of chastity, which says that all sexual activity outside of a heterosexual marriage is a sin,[2][11][12] and further bars masturbation for church members.[13][14][15] The LDS Church teaches that "it is wrong to touch the private [...] parts of another person's body even if clothed" outside of a monogamous heterosexual marriage.[16][17][18] Some news sources directly state that the LDS Church and its adherents do not believe soaking is a loophole to the church's code of sexual conduct.[19]

If I had mad interwebz skilz, I’d makeca Salt Lake City Soakers logo and jersey.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 11 @ 4:18 PM ET
Wind has really picked up at Augusta - golfers still out there are franked.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Apr 11 @ 4:18 PM ET
is jump humping a winter or summer sport?
- Atomic Wedgie


I had to look it up ....that's pretty awesome.

Joy is always relative so I gotta give them some credit for finding a solution.

Mike Augello
Commissioner
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 06.25.2006

Apr 11 @ 4:27 PM ET
new blog everyone
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Apr 11 @ 7:09 PM ET
Pt Mitch!
fifty__missions
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burkie's Rented Barn, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

Apr 11 @ 8:28 PM ET
(frank) YEAH MAX!
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