He has made some good trades and signings over his time here

But the varsho trade is horrible as of now.
- Fakepartofme

Still trash. Not even a single playoff win

Just wanted to add on the empty netter:

His shot looked effortless. He just flicked it in the net - from our blue line.

He's like no other player I have ever seen - 90% of his goals look mundane.

It's franking weird.
- Atomic Wedgie

could Dave Keon do that? just curios im updating my alltime best leaf rankings

Just wanted to add on the empty netter:

His shot looked effortless. He just flicked it in the net - from our blue line.

He's like no other player I have ever seen - 90% of his goals look mundane.

It's franking weird.
- Atomic Wedgie

He often looks bored when he scores. Reminds me of that scene in the Matrix where Neo finally sees the matrix and he effortlessly counters all of Agent Smith's blows while looking completely bored with it.

Still trash. Not even a single playoff win
- Aaron_85

Yup, playoff results have been garbage.
His overcommitment to analytics have ruined their playoff games. Berrios and Gausman should never have been pulled.

LEAFS

LEAFS
- Zezel

did not SUCK on a Monday.

could Dave Keon do that? just curios im updating my alltime best leaf rankings
- senstroll

absolutely. Even with a straight blade on a telephone pole

did not SUCK on a Monday.

- dmnted

they made syrup girl proud

could Dave Keon do that? just curios im updating my alltime best leaf rankings
- senstroll

Keon led the league in drunken sexual harassment of stewardesses - does that factor into your calculations?

Keon led the league in drunken sexual harassment of stewardesses - does that factor into your calculations?
- Atomic Wedgie

Matthews just mooned that security time that one time.

Matthews just mooned that security time that one time.
- Zezel

I hate to get technical on you Zezzie, but he did not moon her.

He lunar eclipsed her.

As his underwear was still on, she could not see the moon.

She knew the moon was there, but her view of it was blocked.

I hate to get technical on you Zezzie, but he did not moon her.

He lunar eclipsed her.

As his underwear was still on, she could not see the moon.

She knew the moon was there, but her view of it was blocked.
- Atomic Wedgie

I hope she had her welder's helmet!

Keon led the league in drunken sexual harassment of stewardesses - does that factor into your calculations?
- Atomic Wedgie

it def would move him up the list for some fans, but not for my list

it def would move him up the list for some fans, but not for my list
- senstroll

One wrist Matthews scores 40.

RIP Joe Flaherty

You'd have to split into 4, but I'm surprised some company hasn't added it.

Like PIP, nobody would ever actually use it, but they could make a lot of commercials showing rabid sports fans having the times of their lives.
- Atomic Wedgie

ESPN has a quad split of NHL games every busy game night and then options to cut that back to have 2 or 3 games at once.

I use it quite frequently but I find when the Leafs are on I can only pay attention to them so I want the whole screen of LEAFS!

The tech is there and it's awesome when you don't care about who's playing. IMO

I hate to get technical on you Zezzie, but he did not moon her.

He lunar eclipsed her

As his underwear was still on, she could not see the moon.

She knew the moon was there, but her view of it was blocked.
- Atomic Wedgie

MR likely to return tomorrow, MM Sunday. Nature is healing.

MR likely to return tomorrow, MM Sunday. Nature is healing.
- Whipper

For everyone except Jake Muzzin

For everyone except Jake Muzzin
- TheMussel

Poor man is trapped on Robidas's island. Where the climate doesn't allow healing.

MR likely to return tomorrow, MM Sunday. Nature is healing.
- Whipper

That’s good news

For everyone except Jake Muzzin
- TheMussel

Such a shame, man. Exactly the type of player we need.

Speaking of injuries, what's up with Eddy?

Magic # update (for the Leafs to finish ahead of each team):

Tampa: 11

Washington: 6

Detroit: 2

Islanders: 1

Philly: 1

Please note: this assumes that in each case, the tie-breaker would go to the other team.

RIP Joe Flaherty
- Fakepartofme

the SCTV guy?

the SCTV guy?
- dmnted

Count Floyd!