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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:09 PM ET
Oh yea leafs are cup bound.
- Just5


Yeah they are
Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Mar 28 @ 4:13 PM ET
Dont think it makes much difference far as standings or who we play. Keefe has no set lines, will get outcoached yet again, and there's too many questionmarks surrounding this team from the net out.

And for the love of god someone powerwash the poop outta the arena and dressing room and get rid of the all season flu bug already.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:26 PM ET
Hail comrades,

Imagine how morally decayed you have to be to compare chicken eggs to human beings.

Abortion Doctor = Serial Killer

Woe to Canada!

Don’t be like Pharoah.

- Strider


Yeah, but you know a woman really loves you when she'll have your abortion.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Mar 28 @ 4:29 PM ET
Hail comrades,

Imagine how morally decayed you have to be to compare chicken eggs to human beings.

Abortion Doctor = Cerial Killer Cpt. Krunch

Woe to Canada!

Don’t be like Pharoah.

- Strider

dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Mar 28 @ 4:32 PM ET
Your god is fictional, like the tooth fairy.

But yeah, do like the Taliban and keep pushing your brand of mental illness on to others.

I'm gonna abort twice as hard now.

I'm gonna knock up my mistress, just so I can have the embryo scraped out of her womb and tossed in a dumpster. And I am going to name it after you.

Do you ever talk hockey even once? Or just post dumb poop?

- GalacticStone

Thor is a way better God to worship.
Just like the Vikings once did.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Mar 28 @ 4:33 PM ET
Thor is a way better God to worship.
Just like the Vikings once did.

- dmnted

Agreed. I prefer my gods to be absolutely ripped smokeshows.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:33 PM ET
Your god is fictional, like the tooth fairy.

But yeah, do like the Taliban and keep pushing your brand of mental illness on to others.

I'm gonna abort twice as hard now.

I'm gonna knock up my mistress, just so I can have the embryo scraped out of her womb and tossed in a dumpster. And I am going to name it after you.

Do you ever talk hockey even once? Or just post dumb poop?

- GalacticStone


Aw man I thought my abortion post was gonna be the most offensive, but this one is even better!
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:34 PM ET
I had an even better abortion post, but I decided not to keep it.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Mar 28 @ 4:37 PM ET
I had an even better abortion post, but I decided not to keep it.
- Zezel

so you aborted your post.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Mar 28 @ 4:37 PM ET
I had an even better abortion post, but I decided not to keep it.
- Zezel

I had mixed feelings posting it. I don't wanna make Dozzer's job harder.

They really need to ban that kind of blatant trolling, but Ek probably won't do it. Dude hasn't said word (frank)ing one about hockey and then just waltzes in throwing out that horsepoop. Like, at least find a way to sneak it in with some hockey talk or something. Make a (frank)ing effort not be a totally transparent phucktard. There's about a half dozen clones of that guy that are the worst offenders. Banning them all would be a good start.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Mar 28 @ 4:40 PM ET
ok
2 more episodes of 3 Body Problems

I got some time before the game starts.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Mar 28 @ 4:42 PM ET
Your god is fictional, like the tooth fairy.

But yeah, do like the Taliban and keep pushing your brand of mental illness on to others.

I'm gonna abort twice as hard now.

I'm gonna knock up my mistress, just so I can have the embryo scraped out of her womb and tossed in a dumpster. And I am going to name it after you.

Do you ever talk hockey even once? Or just post dumb poop?

- GalacticStone

WTF was the Pharaoh reference?
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Split rock, Nipigon River., ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:48 PM ET
Your god is fictional, like the tooth fairy.

But yeah, do like the Taliban and keep pushing your brand of mental illness on to others.

I'm gonna abort twice as hard now.

I'm gonna knock up my mistress, just so I can have the embryo scraped out of her womb and tossed in a dumpster. And I am going to name it after you.

Do you ever talk hockey even once? Or just post dumb poop?

- GalacticStone




Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:50 PM ET
I had mixed feelings posting it. I don't wanna make Dozzer's job harder.

They really need to ban that kind of blatant trolling, but Ek probably won't do it. Dude hasn't said word (frank)ing one about hockey and then just waltzes in throwing out that horsepoop. Like, at least find a way to sneak it in with some hockey talk or something. Make a (frank)ing effort not be a totally transparent phucktard. There's about a half dozen clones of that guy that are the worst offenders. Banning them all would be a good start.

- GalacticStone


Agreed. I shouldn't take the troll bait, but abortion really brings out the kid in me.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Split rock, Nipigon River., ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:51 PM ET
ok
2 more episodes of 3 Body Problems

I got some time before the game starts.

- dmnted

Is it any good?? I almost started watching it today.

But decided to try “The Gentlemen”

Not much on rn.. Obviously I still watch TCOOI, for the top pocket finds. And Shōgun. Also people have been recommending Homicide New York..
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 4:52 PM ET
WTF was the Pharaoh reference?
- Canada Cup


A Passover reference I think, just a nonsensical one.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Mar 28 @ 4:56 PM ET
Agreed. I shouldn't take the troll bait, but abortion really brings out the kid in me.
- Zezel

(frank)ing gold.

Big23Questions
Detroit Red Wings
Location: CrkPlanet, BC
Joined: 04.11.2018

Mar 28 @ 5:01 PM ET
Quick! Somebody get Strider a hanger!
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Mar 28 @ 5:09 PM ET
Hail comrades,

Imagine how morally decayed you have to be to compare chicken eggs to human beings.

Abortion Doctor = Serial Killer

Woe to Canada!

Don’t be like Pharoah.

- Strider

What stupidity are you whining about?

If a woman decides she needs an abortion, hopefully she can have a safe one anywhere available
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corn Pop was a bad dude, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Mar 28 @ 5:11 PM ET
What stupidity are you whining about?

If a birthing person decides she needs an abortion, hopefully she can have a safe one anywhere available

- Fakepartofme

Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Mar 28 @ 5:11 PM ET
Quick! Somebody get Strider a hanger!
- Big23Questions

Someone should have gotten his mom one.
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corn Pop was a bad dude, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Mar 28 @ 5:15 PM ET
Someone should have gotten his mom one.
- Fakepartofme

tolerant left once again wishing death upon someone with opposing opinion
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Split rock, Nipigon River., ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Mar 28 @ 5:16 PM ET
Someone should have gotten his mom one.
- Fakepartofme

These abortion jokes never get old.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 5:18 PM ET
tolerant left once again wishing death upon someone with opposing opinion
- drexel


It's not death, just never-having-existed.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 28 @ 5:20 PM ET
These abortion jokes never get old.
- Arctic_AARDVARK


I get it, I wasn't born yesterday.
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