Congrats b!tch. You got your diva signed for the next 8 years. You don’t win by handing out $100MM to fashion bloggers
- CanuckDon

He’s a diva in the same way your able to tell what players think based on their “body language”

NHL Mock Trade: Penguins trade Guentzel (50% retained) to the Canucks for Conor Garland, Arshdeep Bains, Aatu Raty & conditional 2025 first-round pick (on the condition that Guentzel resigns).


Saw this on a “rumour” website.
Can’t see it happening, but interesting to think about. Would truly be going all in.

NHL Mock Trade: Penguins trade Guentzel (50% retained) to the Canucks for Conor Garland, Arshdeep Bains, Aatu Raty & conditional 2025 first-round pick (on the condition that Guentzel resigns).


Saw this on a “rumour” website.
Can’t see it happening, but interesting to think about. Would truly be going all in.
- dbot

I wouldn’t hate this as long as he did re-sign at a reasonable bit. Too pricey for a rental imo

What's wrong with you (frank)s. Myers LTIR till the end of the regular season.

Brunch...


That about sums it up then. A man would just call it lunch.

I need to go find Bill Burr's rant about Brunch. So fitting...

ps: How does someone lash out with a small penis? Never mind, I had enough to laugh at today.
- boonerbuck

Brunch is something people with money and friends do on weekends you have neither so I understand it’s a foreign concept

He also cried for years that Hughes was too small and one-dimensional. The tune changes, but the theme of Waaaaah always stays the same!
- neem55

Oh hey it’s Booners sack gobbler to the rescue. You divas are adorable 🥰

NHL Mock Trade: Penguins trade Guentzel (50% retained) to the Canucks for Conor Garland, Arshdeep Bains, Aatu Raty & conditional 2025 first-round pick (on the condition that Guentzel resigns).


Saw this on a “rumour” website.
Can’t see it happening, but interesting to think about. Would truly be going all in.
- dbot

So guentzel for garland, bains and Ratu lol. That is horrendous for the Pens

I think this will help EP40s play. He is definitely the type of player that let's outside noise get to him. And this is a moneky off his back. He was playing his beat hockey this year when nobody was talking about his contract situation, and playing his worst when they were.

So guentzel for garland, bains and Ratu lol. That is horrendous for the Pens
- CanuckDon

Even if there was no condition on that 1st I think it would get beat.

Even if there was no condition on that 1st I think it would get beat.
- Retinalz

The condition on the 1st is nonsensical

I think this will help EP40s play. He is definitely the type of player that let's outside noise get to him. And this is a moneky off his back. He was playing his beat hockey this year when nobody was talking about his contract situation, and playing his worst when they were.
- Retinalz

Another thing that will help EP40's play is Myers being injured. That's even better news than Petey's contract Myers has been a dumpster for weeks lol

I wouldn’t hate this as long as he did re-sign at a reasonable bit. Too pricey for a rental imo
- neem55

Raty's a bust, Bains is a nobody and Garland is a cap dump

You think that's too pricey?

Another thing that will help EP40's play is Myers being injured. That's even better news than Petey's contract Myers has been a dumpster for weeks lol


- LordHumungous

Sounds like Soucy is close to being back.
DeSmith starting vs Ducks.

The condition on the 1st is nonsensical
- CanuckDon

Not if Boeser is traded.

Not if Boeser is traded.
- Marwood

One can dream. I’ll wear a jersey to the stadium for the first time in a decade if they send warrior packing

No NMC on first year.
- VANTEL

Gets out popcorn 😂

So they could trade EP right now to the Sens for Tkachuk and pieces.

Great deal for the Canucks and Petey. Well done Nighthawk!
- K-man25

Under 12 was my aim. 11.25-11.5m was the goal. The talking heads tend to inflate everything.

11.6 comes in about right but still expecting value with results.

Priceless how Petey got paid!

The Pouty Punks can all puke puss and pissoff for 8 more years!

Canucks core contending now and into the future. Well done JR and PA!

I would argue that EP will go down as the best Canuck Forward ever when he retires and Hughes the best Dman. Miller will be up there but since he didn't play his whole career, won't have the total points EP has with the team.
- Retinalz

EP probably most points ever but a long ways still to go to beat Bure & Hank as best ever. Hughes in the bank. Miller & Bertuzzi & Linden best PF’s we’ve had.

Kate Pettersen
@CanucksReporter

Tyler Myers is week to week with an injury. Rick Tocchet tells us Mark Friedman will be in tomorrow vs ANA.

That's some good cap space to add Guentzal.

Stop crying candyass...lets get ahead of the curve and start saying how poopty and soft Hronek is.
- Pacificgem

Onto the next one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

EP probably most points ever but a long ways still to go to beat Bure & Hank as best ever. Hughes in the bank. Miller & Bertuzzi & Linden best PF’s we’ve had.
- Nighthawk

Gonna be a lot of jerseys to retire.

Gonna be a lot of jerseys to retire.
- dbot

Not the biggest fan of that. lol

Hank & Dank Bure Smyl McLean Luongo Linden only ones.