“Owen Power & Mattias Samuelsson in 180 minutes together as a pair since 2021-22 (Natural Stat Trick):

58.34 CF%
58.63 GF%
60.44 xGF%
62.61 HDCF%”

Small sample size but it’s working.

We’ll see if Meatstick actually gives them a 10 game run here together.
- Swedish_Jesus

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upl out another game.

dude's definitely got the vid

“Owen Power & Mattias Samuelsson in 180 minutes together as a pair since 2021-22 (Natural Stat Trick):

58.34 CF%
58.63 GF%
60.44 xGF%
62.61 HDCF%”

Small sample size but it’s working.

We’ll see if Meatstick actually gives them a 10 game run here together.
- Swedish_Jesus

I still do not believe there is a fancy stat department for the sabres

I still do not believe there is a fancy stat department for the sabres
- homiedclown

live look at sam ventura

live look at sam ventura



- TheSabresTaco

What would you say you actually do here?

I don't know why I'm so angry about this. Like, it isn't a huuuuuge deal, but show me the rule that says I need to move for the ice scrapers. After that, explain why me sitting on the faceoff dot is somehow better, in any conceivable way.
- QuinnFan

Why doesn’t he just do it in his crease, like Vasi, Bob and others do? Around the nets is the first place the ice crew cleans, he can have his crease right back and chill while they scrape the rest of the ice.
At least there he doesn’t have to worry about some figure skating school newbie, intently focused on the few feet in front of her shovel, taking him out

- washedup20

This was the saddest gif I've ever seen. Did the raccoon make it?

“I know Charlie was surprised by the hit,” Montgomery told reporters, per team-provided video. “I couldn’t tell if it was an elbow or if it was clean. So, I haven’t reviewed it.”


Montgomery’s first thought , dirty elbow by peterka
- Boss34

In case he needs a hit to compare it to when he reviews it...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cmUnLT9cM5w

Why doesn’t he just do it in his crease, like Vasi, Bob and others do? Around the nets is the first place the ice crew cleans, he can have his crease right back and chill while they scrape the rest of the ice.
At least there he doesn’t have to worry about some figure skating school newbie, intently focused on the few feet in front of her shovel, taking him out
- Ratsreign

Why did Patrick Roy talk to his posts? Why did Dryden have to make one last save before leaving the surface? Why did Glenn Hall like to vomit before the games?

Us goalies are weird. We do weird things. Leave us alone!!!

If one of those figure skating school newbies hits Levi, I will terminate them from existence. A memo was circulated.

I'd like to quickly note that Jack Quinn is in a regular jersey today.

I'd like to quickly note that Jack Quinn is in a regular jersey today.
- TheSabresTaco

*and the crowd goes absolutely bonkers*

The turn around is about to start. We're going to the playoffs boys n girls. The Double Deuce is back!

Hey man, I watched my donkeys go 5-1 the last 6 games after giving up a 70 burger to the Dolphins.

Ohtani might be a Blue Jay.

The Sabres making the playoffs being 5 points out with 55 game remaining wouldn’t even crack the top 20 of craziest things I’ve seen the last two months
- Swedish_Jesus

Touche

Touche
- washedup20

Did you hear, Jack Quinn is coming back to save us?

*and the crowd goes absolutely bonkers*

The turn around is about to start. We're going to the playoffs boys n girls. The Double Deuce is back!
- QuinnFan

get that stupid (frank)ing drake meme that denies Kane and points to Quinn

This was the saddest gif I've ever seen. Did the raccoon make it?
- QuinnFan

Ace Ventura when nature calls, watch it, you're welcome.

The raccoon joined this room:

Jack being confident enough to give Kucherov a 44pt head start on the Rocket race is quite something.

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Did you hear, Jack Quinn is coming back to save us?
- QuinnFan

Jack being confident enough to give Kucherov a 44pt head start on the Rocket race is quite something.
- QuinnFan

like a Bugatti giving a Chevy Celebrity a 2 hour head start cross country

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- TheSabresTaco

what happened to casey?

like a Bugatti giving a Chevy Celebrity a 2 hour head start cross country
- TheSabresTaco

I got 220k miles on my celebrity

what happened to casey?
- homiedclown

ass.

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what happened to casey?
- homiedclown

The MSG from Chik-fil-a finally did him in.

Okposo tried to get him on the vegan path...as expected Okposo failed.

I got 220k miles on my celebrity
- homiedclown

mine stopped making left turns

The MSG from Chik-fil-a finally did him in.

Okposo tried to get him on the vegan path...as expected Okposo failed.
- washedup20

half his family is vegetarian/gluten free