Adds an entirely new meaning to the phrase:

"Super-size me, please."

Who said Archie was G rated?

Ward was a horn dog.

Trying to help change pages here.

- jtswinehart

I think I'd be more inclined to tackle her first.

Still no page turn.

How ARE people quoting here?

How ARE people quoting here?
- ForeverFlyer16

How ARE people quoting here?
- ForeverFlyer16

click on the post you want to quote then hit "TAB" twice.

click on the post you want to quote then hit "TAB" twice.
- frootmig

Got it... after all this time, I didn't know that trick.

Thanks much, Amigo.

One of my least favorite people.

anyone else get the opposite meaning out of this one? See if I go under 80 now!

anyone else get the opposite meaning out of this one? See if I go under 80 now!


- nfph

I get it... but not from personal experience.

But... why is it the opposite meaning?

I get it... but not from personal experience.

But... why is it the opposite meaning?
- ForeverFlyer16

Looks like she's trying to hitch a ride... has to do with hand face symmetry...

Looks like she's trying to hitch a ride... has to do with hand face symmetry...
- nfph

Well, that's not what I'm getting... whether mine is the opposite, or hitching a ride is the opposite... I think what I'm getting is funnier.

She's intimating that you'd not be -- let's just say -- a BMOC.

Well, that's not what I'm getting... whether mine is the opposite, or hitching a ride is the opposite... I think what I'm getting is funnier.

She's intimating that you'd not be -- let's just say -- a BMOC.
- ForeverFlyer16

exactly .. she's saying you aren't a BIG guy by speeding
the LITTLE drooping finger implies otherwise

exactly .. she's saying you aren't a BIG guy by speeding
the LITTLE drooping finger implies otherwise

- pengal

Hm... yeah, that's the first layer... it's tricky 'cause what i'm getting at is like a TRIPLE entendre... kind of a bj motion being made... guess it's like one of those magic eye dealies...

anyway, obviously a major fail in my column.

Hm... yeah, that's the first layer... it's tricky 'cause what i'm getting at is like a TRIPLE entendre... kind of a bj motion being made... guess it's like one of those magic eye dealies...

anyway, obviously a major fail in my column.
- nfph

its ok .. you're amongst friends
it happens to everyone .. well .. not me .. but .. you know

its ok .. you're amongst friends
it happens to everyone .. well .. not me .. but .. you know
- pengal

I will choose to blame it on airport food and move on.

I had to do 2 in a row, this one was just plain funny.

the reason I stopped at 3 tats and 3 piercings

Garfield?