Okay, let's play the game (even though EK won't be traded to the Islanders).

To Ottawa:
11th, 12th, Pulock, Beauvillier, Clutterbuck (Ladd won't waive probably)

To New York:
Karlsson, Anderson
- DutchSenators

3 way deal

MTL - Letang, Brassard & #10 OA
EDM - Weber, Pacioretty & PIT 2nd
PIT - Lucic ($1m ret), #3 OA & Puljujarvi

So

MTL - Weber, Pac & #3 OA for Letang, Brassard & #10 OA
EDM - Lucic ($1.5m ret), Puljujarvi & #10 OA for Weber, Pac & 2nd rounder
PIT - Letang Brassard & 2nd for Lucic ($1m ret), Puljujarvi & #3 OA
- MacPatty

Isles: both 1st rd picks, Nelson, Pelech, Dal Colle
Ottawa: Karlsson

Isles: 2nd rd pick
Caps: Grubauer

Isles: Wotherspoon & 2nd rd pick
Carolina: Faulk

Isles: Ladd
Any NHL team: Used 1984 Zamboni

So a bunch of cap dumps to Edmonton?
- ImThatGuy

Ch Ch Ch Chia

If a woodchuck could chuck how much crazy could a woodchuck chuck in Leaf Nation?
- Glak18

this thread is proving leaf fans don't have a monopoly on crazy.

if anything, it's hab fans and flyer fans leading the way.

Montreal trades 3 and Benn to Dallas for Seguin and 13

Montreal trades Pacs, Schlemko and draft picks to LA for Muzzin and Tiffoli

this thread is proving leaf fans don't have a monopoly on crazy.

if anything, it's hab fans and flyer fans leading the way.
- Tumbleweed

The center of the outbreak is contained in Leafalo area and spreading quickly.

Nobody getting Lucic in a trade wins.
- Rinosaur

This.

Buf --- ROR + Risto + 3rd

to

Mon --- Max Pac (new ext signed) and #3 - OR - Max Pac and Jon Drouin

Patches for Brassard.

You want crazy? These obviously assume NMC's are waived as needed.

To Sabres:
10th OA, Milan Lucic, Kris Russel, Kailer Yamamoto, 71 OA, (maybe add rights to Ryan Strome)

To Edmonton:
Rasmus Ristolainen, Kyle Okposo, 32 OA (maybe add rights to Robin Lehner (RFA))

Lucic is a salary dump here in exchange for a big salary in Okposo who is actually a useful player (some health issues dragged his game down a bit last year). Russell is a bit of a salary dump for a huge upgrade in Ristolainen. Yamamoto and the 10th for 32nd swap are the return for Buffalo.

The Sabres then...

To Sabres:
3rd OA, Max Pacioretty, Max Domi

To Montreal:
10th OA, Ryan O'Reilly, Justin Bailey (and or Nic Baptiste)

Took a shot at it.
- cjp2112

Now go and shoot yourself.

Isles: both 1st rd picks, Nelson, Pelech, Dal Colle
Ottawa: Karlsson

Isles: 2nd rd pick
Caps: Grubauer

Isles: Wotherspoon & 2nd rd pick
Carolina: Faulk

Isles: Ladd
Any NHL team: Used 1984 Zamboni
- PotvinsCups5

this thread is proving leaf fans don't have a monopoly on crazy.

if anything, it's hab fans and flyer fans leading the way.
- Tumbleweed

You'll be back in the fray soon enough.

- Vukota

I'd give the Sens Greiss and a 4th round pick for Anderson

Patches for Brassard.
- madmike71

Nicotine patches?

Buffalo Sabres get: Jeff Skinner

Carolina Hurricanes get: Zemgus Girgensons & 2nd round 2018 (32)

To Edmonton:

Jake Gardiner
2018 1st round pick (25th Overall)

To Toronto

2018 1st round pick (10th Overall)

Rationale - Edmonton is desperate seeking that prototypical puck moving PP specialist and Toronto is looking to escape the memory of that loss to Boston driven by a Jake Gardiner minus 5 performance. Toronto then lands Evan Bouchard from the OHL London Knights who steps right into their opening night roster while Jake Gardiner goes on to have a career year helping Edmonton finish third in the conference.

Devils trade Schneider and 17 overall to Carolina for Hanifin and a 2019 4th.

Orrrrrrr......


Devils trade Schneider BACK to Vancouver for Tanev and a 3rd in 2019.

He'd have to waive his NMC, but it would be interesting.

Skinner for Jake Muzzin.
Justin Faulk for RNH.
Victor Rask for M. Lucic ( EDM eats 1/2 his salary)

To Toronto:
Dougie Hamilton

To Calgary:
William Nylander

Calgary is looking to round out their top 6 and the versitile Nylander who can play W or C. Toronto is looking for a big impactful 25 minute dman and Hamilton fits the bill. Contracts will also work as I see Nylander (an RFA) getting a 6 year at 6M per contract while Dougie is locked up for another few years at a reasonable 5.7M/year deal.

Dubas first big splash!

To Edmonton:

Jake Gardiner
2018 1st round pick (25th Overall)

To Toronto

2018 1st round pick (10th Overall)

Rationale - Edmonton is desperate seeking that prototypical puck moving PP specialist and Toronto is looking to escape the memory of that loss to Boston driven by a Jake Gardiner minus 5 performance. Toronto then lands Evan Bouchard from the OHL London Knights who steps right into their opening night roster while Jake Gardiner goes on to have a career year helping Edmonton finish third in the conference.
- Geeroo

The last thing the oilers are looking for is a left hand give away machine.

this thread is proving leaf fans don't have a monopoly on crazy.

if anything, it's hab fans and flyer fans leading the way.
- Tumbleweed

You spoke too soon. This Geeroo guy is bringing Leafs fans back into contention.

To Canes: Jack Eichel & Justin Bailey
to Sabres: 2018 2OA, 2019 1st, Slavin, Lindholm

Jonathan Towes to Montreal for Zach Fucale, Hayden Verbeek, a 1st round pick in 2018 , 2nd round pick in 2018.
- Tom Dusome

sure, and Chicago keeps 8M of salary per year

Patches for Brassard.
- madmike71