Does a 'stand up guy' report to such a poop show, especially after what happened with his wife?
- TrashPanda

He is paid to do a job. 6.5 million so yes.

Hoffman was dealt away and out goes his girlfriend too. I would think he shows up. However how well he plays or tries is another thing.

He can't give the Avs Zadina after they lose Duchene to FA.
- AdamFrench

He can't give them Hughes either.

Simmer is dumber. He's a Caps and Leafs double hater though. Mostly because he was an incompetent buffoon and now plays the "monkey" on the radio.
- AdamFrench

it took me a while to get used to simmer when he came on. he doesnt bother me so much now that I dont expect much from him.

Someone should make a .gif about that
- Aetherial

just replace the 3rd/4th line players with late summer scrap

it took me a while to get used to simmer when he came on. he doesnt bother me so much now that I dont expect much from him.
- senstroll

I hate when he makes a poop joke and goes "eh, eh, eh?" We get you douche.

Manny is a sens fan

manny
‏ @MannyElk
The Sharks managed a very good return while dumping Boedker’s contract in the process. It’s a brilliant sequence of moves only made possible by Dorion’s complete incompetence.

Sens are just terrible top to bottom

He needs to make sure they don't give the Avs Jack Hughes.
- AdamFrench

this is only going to get better.

On the positive side, you can sign these guys for one year, league minimum deals. That leaves plenty of money left over to buy new tarps to cover more seats.
- TrashPanda

Unfortunately, they can't do that any more.

They are in the process of buying inflatable fans to fill the existing seats to create the illusion of an actual NHL experience at the arena when Montreal or Toronto aren't in town.

He can't give them Hughes either.
- Aaron_85

He is paid to do a job. 6.5 million so yes.

Hoffman was dealt away and out goes his girlfriend too. I would think he shows up. However how well he plays or tries is another thing.
- Aaron_85

Unless, Karlsson asks for a trade out of Ottawa..

just replace the 3rd/4th line players with late summer scrap
- Symba007

and tinier hands and a bigger wallet

Unless, Karlsson asks for a trade out of Ottawa..
- PatC80

I'm hoping it's a garbage return and the team getting him flips him too

Unless, Karlsson asks for a trade out of Ottawa..
- PatC80

I would be shocked if he hasn't.

I hate when he makes a poop joke and goes "eh, eh, eh?" We get you douche.
- AdamFrench

he is right on this

Shawn Simpson
‏ @TSNSimmer
Just to make this clear. The Sens got zero in the Hoffman deal. A rebuild needs picks, it's that simple.

I would be shocked if he hasn't.
- TrashPanda

i've seen several roomers on the twatter that he has, fwiw.

I'm hoping it's a garbage return and the team getting him flips him too
- Aaron_85

I wonder if San Jose will use the picks they got from Florida to get Erik Karlsson;

It's quite impressive when you really think about it.

Literally every single thing they said bad about the Leafs backfired completely and happened tenfold to the Sens. Like, it's not even an exaggeration. Literally everything.
- GreatGigInTheSky

i'd be lying if i said i wasnt enjoying this

he is right on this
- senstroll

Please! Bergman is now their second best defense prospect.










LOL

Forgot to mention to everyone. I went to the game 7 Calder Cup win and guess what?!?!






MARINCIN STILL (frank)ING SUCKS!

I struggle to find something worse.

I mean nobody liked Rask for Raycroft, but there were extenuating circumstances and they basically kept the wrong young goalie.

Kessel for 2 1sts and a second was a bad trade but nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.

We'll never know if Fletcher really meant to trade for Jeff Finger. I am not sure he knows.

Those were just bad trades. This is just constant embarrassment at all levels of the organization. It would be difficult to predict a worse series of events.
- Aetherial

the only parallel I can think of.. .and its strictly on the "trade return" part of it...

was Ballard and Imlach running Sittler out or Toronto.

reasoning of course was completely different... but they basically got 2nd round pick and not much more if memory is correct.

Bergevin should be thrilled ... it takes the focus off his dumb trade

I wonder if San Jose will use the picks they got from Florida to get Erik Karlsson;
- PatC80

that's hilarious

that's hilarious
- BorjeFan4Ever

Wouldn't you enjoy Dorion's reaction when he finds out that he traded Erik Karlsson for Mike Hoffman?

Forgot to mention to everyone. I went to the game 7 Calder Cup win and guess what?!?!






MARINCIN STILL (frank)ING SUCKS!
- markmark

did you stay for the whole celebration stuff

this is only going to get better.



- Tumbleweed

This has truly been a great day, so far.

My productivity at work is taking a hit, but oh boy is this fun.

i'd be lying if i said i wasnt enjoying this
- daeth

I'm dying laughing at it.

We need someone to go back and quote the summer talk posts again. They're more relevant now than ever.