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Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:41 PM ET
Seriously, some things should be kept to yourself
- Boss34


Just for you:



Boss34
Buffalo Sabres
Location: BUFFALO , NY
Joined: 12.03.2015

May 17 @ 11:42 PM ET
I've lost my big toe nail a couple times you just can't tolerate pain it's really not that bad
- gerbe75pts



What the F are you guys doing?
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:42 PM ET
Just for you:




- Wetbandit1


I'm honestly trying to figure out what that is lol


Hatboro_Swords
Buffalo Sabres
Location: WE'RE PRACTICING THE POWER PLAY!, PA
Joined: 07.30.2010

May 17 @ 11:43 PM ET
it's not so much being a juggernaut, it's about finding he open spot to receive a pass and having soft enough hands to collect the it...they had trouble with that all season
- Michael Pachla

They got to be one of the worst passing teams in the league. That's been another one of Hamsters gripes for years. I swear the passes through the neutral zone are worse than the zone exit passes
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:43 PM ET
What the F are you guys doing?
- Boss34


Dropping bowling balls off the Rooftop onto a trampoline did not go so well
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

May 17 @ 11:45 PM ET
Dropping bowling balls off the Rooftop onto a trampoline did not go so well
- gerbe75pts

nor did your parents having sex w/o a rubber
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:46 PM ET
I'm honestly trying to figure out what that is lol
- gerbe75pts



Seriously? What were we just talking about?
Hatboro_Swords
Buffalo Sabres
Location: WE'RE PRACTICING THE POWER PLAY!, PA
Joined: 07.30.2010

May 17 @ 11:46 PM ET
nor did your parents having sex w/o a rubber
- homiedclown

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Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:46 PM ET
What the F are you guys doing?
- Boss34


It's less painful than paying for a doctor's visit and antibiotics.
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:46 PM ET
Seriously? What were we just talking about?
- Wetbandit1


Why did you find such a poopy pictures lol
Sabresfan-365
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Lockport, NY
Joined: 12.09.2012

May 17 @ 11:47 PM ET
I guess I was looking at it sort of wrong initially.

What's the difference between "%" and "60"? I would think that's the same thing. As a "%" of his team?

- Wetbandit1



I believe % is percentile
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:47 PM ET
nor did your parents having sex w/o a rubber
- homiedclown


I was born out of a tube
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:48 PM ET
I believe % is percentile
- Sabresfan-365


So percentile of percentile? That doesn't make sense.
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:49 PM ET
Why did you find such a poopy pictures lol
- gerbe75pts


That's what a toe nail looks like when it's ripped off. I posted it to discord and then copied the link. It's way faster than imgur.
Boss34
Buffalo Sabres
Location: BUFFALO , NY
Joined: 12.03.2015

May 17 @ 11:50 PM ET
Just for you:




- Wetbandit1


That fall out of your vagina?
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:51 PM ET
That fall out of your vagina?
- Boss34


Damn, you caught me.
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:52 PM ET
That's what a toe nail looks like when it's ripped off. I posted it to discord and then copied the link. It's way fast than imgur.
- Wetbandit1


Its a little blurry lol

Ripping off a dead toenail is not that bad I'm pretty sure a lot of hockey players do it
Boss34
Buffalo Sabres
Location: BUFFALO , NY
Joined: 12.03.2015

May 17 @ 11:52 PM ET
Damn, you caught me.
- Wetbandit1

🙂
Sabresfan-365
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Lockport, NY
Joined: 12.09.2012

May 17 @ 11:53 PM ET
Does that really hold up even strength per 60? I'd find that surprising. As far as play style, I just consider him balanced, neither offensive or defensive.
- Lunaion



He's 120th in XGF/60 among D-men with 1000 or more minutes and somewhere in the bottom 60 in XGA/60.

Top 100 CF/60 for d-men 1000 or more minutes

Bottom 40 in CA/60


He's an offensive d-man sans puck movement ability. Ideal for the 2nd pair and some favourable zone starts.

Lunaion
Joined: 05.23.2016

May 17 @ 11:53 PM ET
I'm old school.

Score more then the other team. Anyway you can.

I get the 5 x5 arguement. I just don't use it as a base measurement on players

- Boss34


When Risto was out, Scandella filled in on the PP. I don't think anyone would give him an offensive label. If he had to fill in longer, and put up some more points, that wouldn't change how I characterized him as a defenseman.

Guhle is the only current Sabre I give that label to.
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:53 PM ET
That fall out of your vagina?
- Boss34


Hey this a PG Friendly bored
Sabresfan-365
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Lockport, NY
Joined: 12.09.2012

May 17 @ 11:54 PM ET
So percentile of percentile? That doesn't make sense.
- Wetbandit1



my bad i wasn't sure what you were alluding to, the poss exit% stat is percentage completed vs failed.
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

May 17 @ 11:55 PM ET
But if the sabres are looking for a Mike Richards type deal we need to start making some packages up

buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes
Joined: 07.01.2007

May 17 @ 11:55 PM ET
That's not the most important question of the day.

The most important question of the day is "Laurel or Yanny?"
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

May 17 @ 11:57 PM ET
Its a little blurry lol

Ripping off a dead toenail is not that bad I'm pretty sure a lot of hockey players do it

- gerbe75pts


Small price to pay for ease of use.

Yeah, it's not dead, very much alive. It's really not any worse than a bad stubbing. It just hurts for like 20 minutes instead of 2 or 3.
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