Never trust a man with a beard longer than a 5" long salmon.
- jmatchett383

Looks like an audition for a cough drop box photo shoot

Controversy brings them out in force.
- Tojo.

Agreed. But when you have no dog in the fight in becomes very entertaining.

How in the hell does one discover that they have this talent?
- jmatchett383

He's Asian. Who knows? Them's peoples are weird.

Agreed. But when you have no dog in the fight in becomes very entertaining.
- Feds91Stammer

Anyone know doesn't own a fighting dog hasn't experienced life.

Anyone know doesn't own a fighting dog hasn't experienced life.
- jmatchett383

words are hard

words are hard
- Feds91Stammer

Words are easy. Fighting 3 grizzly bears at once with nothing but your wits, hands, and an enormous penis is hard.

Words are easy. Fighting 3 grizzly bears at once with nothing but your wits, hands, and an enormous penis is hard.
- jmatchett383

Depends on which of the 3 bears has the enormous penis.

Words are easy. Fighting 3 grizzly bears at once with nothing but your wits, hands, and an enormous penis is hard.
- jmatchett383

Grizzly bears make you hard?

This would be ideal to me. I don't know why but I feel like Brassard and Sprong would be a good combo. Give the kid some shifts up the lineup to see if he can make something happen. With Kessel struggling, he might be the best shooter on the roster. Plus he will be fresh and motivated.

Jake-Sid-Horny
Hags-Malkin-Kessel
Rust-Brassard-Sprong
Sheary-Sheahan-Simon/Kuhn

Depends on which of the 3 bears has the enormous penis.
- chimpira

Grizzly bears make you hard?
- Feds91Stammer

You say this like it's weird or something.

You say this like it's weird or something.
- jmatchett383

They scare me stiff too.

They scare me stiff too.
- BeefCoon

I don't get scared, I just put on more honey.

I don't get scared, I just put on more honey.
- jmatchett383

Touche

Oh, so you're saying you WILL make fun of people without concussions? You hatemonger.

What if all of ISIS had concussions? Would you want them to receive good medical treatment and send them care packages?

You terrorist-loving, non-concussed people hating horrible man who smells like a poop.
- jmatchett383

Hahaha

I've been called worse by better ( ;

This team needs more Janne.

https://youtu.be/06b9ARRtuNE

Never eaten a raccoon? Just when you think you start to know someone.

I bet you've never bobbed for french fries or had syrup-covered rhino sex, either.
- jmatchett383

I'll never tell

This would be ideal to me. I don't know why but I feel like Brassard and Sprong would be a good combo. Give the kid some shifts up the lineup to see if he can make something happen. With Kessel struggling, he might be the best shooter on the roster. Plus he will be fresh and motivated.

Jake-Sid-Horny
Hags-Malkin-Kessel
Rust-Brassard-Sprong
Sheary-Sheahan-Simon/Kuhn
- MacPatty

I'd give it a shot.

To the person who asked earlier, everything since the last game has been optional and Sully had all the possibilities to replace ZAR leave at the same time so it's a big mystery.

If Hags does play I wouldn't be surprised to see him start on the fourth line.

Lets gooooooo Peeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnissssssssszszszszsz

I'd like to see this amazing home record get a start today? Not sure what that 'record' is at this juncture but just scoring more goals than the Caps today would be a start!

I'd like to see this amazing home record get a start today? Not sure what that 'record' is at that juncture but just scoring more goals than the Caps today would be a start!
- Aussiepenguin

Scoring the first goal of the game, in the first period would be a start.

Scoring the first goal of the game, in the first period would be a start.
- Grinder47

100% Bubba.

I think the Caps have scored first in nearly every playoff game so far. Amazing!

Scoring the first goal of the game, in the first period would be a start.
- Grinder47

Maybe my memory is selective, but the Pens over the past few years are just a bad first period team. I always feel like they have to "weather the storm" in the first period and then open up as the game goes on.

Something about them just seems like they have to warm into the game.

Hags with Shea and Kessel for warmup