Pat1993
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Location: disguise delimit, QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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He scored 14 points in 17 games and was pretty good in the playoffs?
Classic contract year player. - Scabeh
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Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC Joined: 02.25.2007
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And he probably stopped using stacks of money to make phone calls - Pat1993
I heard he's willing to give Vegas a hometown discount. |
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: disguise delimit, QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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I heard he's willing to give Vegas a hometown discount. - Scabeh
No poop, who wouldn't want to give them a discount to play there right now |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Was walking in the hallway today and I crossed paths with this girl who put her hand up for a high five.
I was about to give her the high five and I realized I was walking out of the washroom and was embarrassed because after washing my hands I had not dried them very well.
So I audibled on the high five, very awkwardly, and instead grabbed her entire right breast.
She was not happy about it and when I apologized later she said "well no kidding you're sorry"
The reality though is that I'm not really sorry at all. |
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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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Was walking in the hallway today and I crossed paths with this girl who put her hand up for a high five.
I was about to give her the high five and I realized I was walking out of the washroom and was embarrassed because after washing my hands I had not dried them very well.
So I audibled on the high five, very awkwardly, and instead grabbed her entire right breast.
She was not happy about it and when I apologized later she said "well no kidding you're sorry"
The reality though is that I'm not really sorry at all. - dt99999 wet hand print on her right breast.....well done DT
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Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC Joined: 02.25.2007
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Was walking in the hallway today and I crossed paths with this girl who put her hand up for a high five.
I was about to give her the high five and I realized I was walking out of the washroom and was embarrassed because after washing my hands I had not dried them very well.
So I audibled on the high five, very awkwardly, and instead grabbed her entire right breast.
She was not happy about it and when I apologized later she said "well no kidding you're sorry"
The reality though is that I'm not really sorry at all. - dt99999
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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all i know is i'm going for a low five next time i see old dandjob over there.
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: disguise delimit, QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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jugkope
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Location: Possibly at the Zoo Joined: 07.19.2009
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all i know is i'm going for a low five next time i see old dandjob over there. - kicksave856
Gotta make it a triple tho. |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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all i know is i'm going for a low five next time i see old dandjob over there. - kicksave856
He my end up grabbing yur junk.. |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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He my end up grabbing yur junk.. - pete26
stay with me here, pete. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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stay with me here, pete. - kicksave856
Hes gonna try to grab your junk pete |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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Hes gonna try to grab your junk pete - dt99999
Oh well ... it is what it is. |
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deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Montreal Joined: 07.01.2008
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Was walking in the hallway today and I crossed paths with this girl who put her hand up for a high five.
I was about to give her the high five and I realized I was walking out of the washroom and was embarrassed because after washing my hands I had not dried them very well.
So I audibled on the high five, very awkwardly, and instead grabbed her entire right breast.
She was not happy about it and when I apologized later she said "well no kidding you're sorry"
The reality though is that I'm not really sorry at all. - dt99999
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WaterBoy
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Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT Joined: 06.27.2006
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Shut up Marty M. Stone - dt99999
I ain't no fight club |
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mr.peanut
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Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC Joined: 12.18.2011
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shvingter88
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT Joined: 10.12.2009
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mr.peanut
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Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC Joined: 12.18.2011
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jugkope
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Location: Possibly at the Zoo Joined: 07.19.2009
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It worked! - mr.peanut
GENIUS. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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GENIUS. - jugkope
Pretty perfectly executed I must admit. |
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jugkope
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Location: Possibly at the Zoo Joined: 07.19.2009
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Pretty perfectly executed I must admit. - dt99999
If only the Habs could be as skilled as their HB fans. |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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Pretty perfectly executed I must admit. - dt99999
So I get a call at work today.
How long does it take to roast a chicken?
Hour and and half ish at 400 convection.
I get home at 5.
Take the chicken out of the oven, I’m told. I ask when it went in, she says 4:15.
I take it out and watch the blood run out on the cutting board, she proceeds to tell me it’s not done.
Jesus Christ. |
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So I get a call at work today.
How long does it take to roast a chicken?
Hour and and half ish at 400 convection.
I get home at 5.
Take the chicken out of the oven, I’m told. I ask when it went in, she says 4:15.
I take it out and watch the blood run out on the cutting board, she proceeds to tell me it’s not done.
Jesus Christ. - pete26
never heard of the unit "convection" before
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