I don’t know why but this one killed me. Laughing so (frank)ing hard right now.
- Wildschwein

"It's my stapler. I like the Swingline stapler. I don't like the Boston stapler."

"It's my stapler. I like the Swingline stapler. I don't like the Boston stapler."

- Isleshockeyman

- eichiefs9

- Isleshockeyman

I love that the flying keys coming from the keyboard spell out "IBYHMS", or "I believe you have my stapler"

Yes. She was leaving him and took his stapler. That was his stapler. He went to Office Depot & bought it himself. It was his and he defended that stapler ferociously.
He beat the (frank) out of his woman, dude. c'mon.
- Isleshockeyman

Thats a tough one. Its difficult to find a good stapler. He takes his job as a defenseman seriously.

Thats a tough one. Its difficult to find a good stapler. He takes his job as a defenseman seriously.
- mdw7413

I had no idea that the quality of American staplers was so low. PM me your personal address and I’ll ship you a quality Canadian stapler ASAP.

I had no idea that the quality of American staplers was so low. PM me your personal address and I’ll ship you a quality Canadian stapler ASAP.
- Wildschwein

I don't use staplers I like to make a nice natural binder using local fauna.

I don't use staplers I like to make a nice natural binder using local fauna.
- mdw7413

Poor homeless folks.

Poor homeless folks.
- Wildschwein

I'm training for Naked and Afraid

I'm training for Naked and Afraid
- mdw7413

Is that a porno staring Jero, Norway Pete and Captain?

I'm training for Naked and Afraid
- mdw7413

You'd tap out in 3 hours.

Is that a porno staring Jero, Norway Pete and Captain?
- Wildschwein

You'd tap out in 3 hours.
- JimmyP

I'd tap out on the way there

I'd tap out on the way there
- mdw7413

So I just Googled it and I gotta ask, why the (frank) would anyone wanna do that on Tv? Privately? Sure, fine. But for television?

I'd tap out on the way there
- mdw7413

My mistake. I figured you'd want to see the naked chick first.

My mistake. I figured you'd want to see the naked chick first.
- JimmyP

I think I have only seen 2 that would be considered hot. Chances are they wouldn't be.

So I just Googled it and I gotta ask, why the (frank) would anyone wanna do that on Tv? Privately? Sure, fine. But for television?
- Wildschwein

Fame whores. Why would anyone go on a reality show. Very few of them come out looking good.

My mistake. I figured you'd want to see the naked chick first.
- JimmyP

Oh he definitely wants to. He’s just shy about letting her see him, which is quite understandable considering how short his spear is.

So I just Googled it and I gotta ask, why the (frank) would anyone wanna do that on Tv? Privately? Sure, fine. But for television?
- Wildschwein

Its so funny to watch. One guy just ate unripe fruit that was so bad, he had burns in his intestines and stomach.

My mistake. I figured you'd want to see the naked chick first.
- JimmyP

A picky Rangers fan will almost always be a lonely Rangers fan.

If anyone else receives a first place vote that would be a bigger joke than Garth Snow’s career

I think I have only seen 2 that would be considered hot. Chances are they wouldn't be.
- mdw7413

Did they tap?

Its so funny to watch. One guy just ate unripe fruit that was so bad, he had burns in his intestines and stomach.
- mdw7413

I’d love to see them do that show up here in June, right after the mosquito hatch hits full swing.

Oh he definitely wants to. He’s just shy about letting her see him, which is quite understandable considering how short his spear is.
- Wildschwein

You need to come down this summer so we can go hang out at the beach and see me in my pistachio nut speedos.

Did they tap?
- JimmyP

The one girl was fantastic. Did 2 different episodes and the the XL one. Girl has bigger nuts then all of us.