Coot's was mic'd up for the trip.
- j.boyd919

That's hilarious. I'm sitting here at my desk laughing so hard the people in the next office over probably think I've lost it.

Coot's was mic'd up for the trip.
- j.boyd919

That was (frank)in amazing

You're alive??!?!??!? Always figured you died a glorious death in some Northern Canada strip club....
- cap1681

There is nothing glorious about Northern Canadian peeler bars. Their Saturday night talent is like any decent places Tuesday afternoon lunch buffet headliners.

Either that or its one of the 3 times a year they turned the internet on in his town (Hiya CPF!!!)
- Emperor Filonius

My 'town' has almost 4 times the population of Pittsburgh. America really needs to start investing more into education.

My 'town' has almost 4 times the population of Pittsburgh. America really needs to start investing more into education.
- canadianpenfan

Yes, but isn't the majority of that population moose who works at the refineries?

Coot's was mic'd up for the trip.
- j.boyd919

Always the classiest of the bunch Boss

Your time is coming, Provy and Coots will be the cornerstones, shame they were both hurting. Just need to expedite Hart or find a better stop gap.
- canadianpenfan

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster walk into a bar...

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster walk into a bar...
- Ryan_Wilson

Well? Don't leave me hanging...

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster walk into a bar...
- Ryan_Wilson

They both say to each other, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

They both say to each other, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
- Rinosaur

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster walk into a bar...
- Ryan_Wilson

...and start banging. They have a baby. Its name is Phil Kessel.

My 'town' has almost 4 times the population of Pittsburgh. America really needs to start investing more into education.
- canadianpenfan

How about all dat dirty alberta oil money.

Stay dirty bahd.

...and start banging. They have a baby. Its name is Phil Kessel.
- jmatchett383

Who grows large on hotdogs and mercilessly assaults Claude Grioux in game 6...

Who grows large on hotdogs and mercilessly assaults Claude Grioux in game 6...
- Thorny87

Yes, I'm sure Claude Giroux will now retire in shame after the merciless beating Kessel put on him.

Coot's was mic'd up for the trip.
- j.boyd919

LMAO

Yes, I'm sure Claude Giroux will now retire in shame after the merciless beating Kessel put on him.
- jmatchett383

(frank)ing ginger.

(frank)ing ginger.
- j.boyd919

Wonder if Phil had a coke today

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster walk into a bar...
- Ryan_Wilson

Lol the self awareness of this post is on point.

Wonder if Phil had a coke today
- Feds91Stammer

that's Chara.

Bettman’s Crosby poster is going to get soiled tonight!!
- FlyerLifer

And if you are lucky maybe Giroux will grab your ass this offseason.

And if you are lucky maybe Giroux will grab your ass this offseason.
- acdc1206

I wear a cop outfit to every game I attend with the hope that G will one day see me and grab my ass too

I often suspected that Hartnell wanted traded because he was tired of Giroux constantly pinching his butt on the bench.

At least the Flyers are done with the $1.5M RJ Umberger buyout now . I don't think they will be buying out Gudas anytime soon .

https://twitter.com/pengu...status/988492655687593986

I often suspected that Hartnell wanted traded because he was tired of Giroux constantly pinching his butt on the bench.

At least the Flyers are done with the $1.5M RJ Umberger buyout now . I don't think they will be buying out Gudas anytime soon .
- PghPens668771

If Edmonton still had Eberle, we could just trade them our fairly young, cost-controlled RH dman for one of their top young wingers. Shame he got traded for Strome.

God, what a mess!

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/988492655687593986
- stowerkraut

They should mic him up for every game.

Love the comment to Giroux about he woke up the Penguins with the hit to Hags. He told him not to do it.