I typically drink Guinness, Kilkenny or Bodingtons in the winter and come summer I drink Pacifico, Tiger or Modello.
- Larsson_fan

Always wanted to try Guinness. Definitely will give it a try next payday.

My dad drinks some Danish beer. Faxe Beer I believe

I had no idea.
- Wildschwein

I would think given his personality or lack of, that it would be obvious.

Always wanted to try Guinness. Definitely will give it a try next payday.

My dad drinks some Danish beer. Faxe Beer I believe
- Oilers4Life14

Don't waste your money. If you have a blender just find some dark colored cardboard and puree it with your Bud Light and BAM. You got Guinness.

Oh good. That would make it impossible for anything to happen.
You know JB was conceived during protected anal intercourse, right?
- leonkennedy

Dude in when I was 15 people in my class were asking if you can get pregnant from doing anal

It was not me.

Always wanted to try Guinness. Definitely will give it a try next payday.

My dad drinks some Danish beer. Faxe Beer I believe
- Oilers4Life14

Be like the rest of the millennial hipsters and drink craft beer or embrace your Mexican heritage and have a carona.

Don't waste your money. If you have a blender just find some dark colored cardboard and puree it with your Bud Light and BAM. You got Guinness.
- leonkennedy

You think I can operate a blender? C'mon man, you're overestimating my intelligence.

Be like the rest of the millennial hipsters and drink craft beer or embrace your Mexican heritage and have a carona.
- Reveen.

You think I can operate a blender? C'mon man, you're overestimating my intelligence.
- Oilers4Life14

(frank) ask your mom. She does everything else for you.

Be like the rest of the millennial hipsters and drink craft beer or embrace your Mexican heritage and have a carona.
- Reveen.

Mexican/Irish is my ancestry Actually where my father's side comes from was mentioned. Kilkenny.

Dude in when I was 15 people in my class were asking if you can get pregnant from doing anal

It was not me.
- Oilers4Life14

I dont blame them. They had you in their class...not an entirely unrealistic question in that scenario.

Dude in when I was 15 people in my class were asking if you can get pregnant from doing anal

It was not me.
- Oilers4Life14

I knew a chick who thought she was pregnant after swallowing load.

I knew a chick who thought she was pregnant after swallowing load.
- Reveen.

I dont blame them. They had you in their class...not an entirely unrealistic question in that scenario.
- Larsson_fan

It was the mom of the chick I almost dated.

I knew a chick who thought she was pregnant after swallowing load.
- Reveen.

She was probably just teyin to get money out of you for the ol’ rape n’ scrape.

It was the mom of the chick I almost dated.
- Oilers4Life14

Should have asked is the chicks mom was down for a pink sock

I knew a chick who thought she was pregnant after swallowing load.
- Reveen.

See I don't know why you guys call me stupid. I'd never say that after swallowing a load.

Should have asked is the chicks mom was down for a pink sock
- Reveen.

I'm not even gonna bother asking what that is.

She was probably just teyin to get money out of you for the ol’ rape n’ scrape.
- Larsson_fan

I told her next time we'll be safe "in the bum no baby"

See I don't know why you guys call me stupid. I'd never say that after swallowing a load.
- Oilers4Life14

Jero would have punched you if you said that.

I'm not even gonna bother asking what that is.
- Oilers4Life14

Google image search

Jero would have punched you if you said that.
- Reveen.

Strawberry Shortcake? We've done it a few times.

Strawberry Shortcake? We've done it a few times.
- Oilers4Life14

Always wanted to try Guinness. Definitely will give it a try next payday.

My dad drinks some Danish beer. Faxe Beer I believe
- Oilers4Life14

FYI HA never drank that crap... he drank Pilsner

I knew a chick who thought she was pregnant after swallowing load.
- Reveen.

Morning sickness scares a lot of stupid bimbo's.

FYI HA never drank that crap... he drank Pilsner
- Reveen.

Dad would drink Moonshine and be perfectly fine.