Oh dude absolutely. That was in April and I turned 10 that August.

Believe me, I can never forget that chick...
- RickJames77

I’m sure you can’t.

I’ll take a page from Sir Weginald.

True Ahjay story:

It was Benidorm, Spain on a quaint slightly sunny day. Being 9 years old on a nude beach with a 12 year old other brother was quite the time. I managed to destroy an ice cream cone, grab a boob, and have my dad chase me

There was a 400-500lb beached whale fully nude. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and almost hurled into my ice cream cone. No it was not that cone’s day. I had the fortitude to keep licking despite the folds. I instead said to my brother “hey check out the hottie at 3 o’clock.” He abruptly adjusts, turns around and tosses his ice cream cone in the trash. What a waste

The second is simple. I grabbed some nipple

The third is hysterical. My dad was walking with my brother and I to the end of the beach (I forget why). This beach body hottie with a pair of IIRC nice tight Cs and a surfer body is jogging topless on the beach in the opposite direction with headphones. My brother and I just start following and my father realizes this like 15 seconds later and starts chasing after us chasing her
- RickJames77

The glory of youth.

May I ask you a question?
- RickJames77

I hope you’re referring to UG?
- RickJames77

I was reminded of a conversation a couple nights ago.

- Unholy_Goalie

Wow. Don Cherry looks young in that picture.

- Unholy_Goalie

May I join in and argue for 4 pages?

- Unholy_Goalie

Ok well let me just transcribe this here shindig for everyone else huh?

I say bernier had a decent 1st period and doesn’t deserve to be hung out to dry or expected to make that save on Forsberg. Never bring up Andersen. I’m not a leafs fan (I know, I know neither are you it’s all confusing) so why would I? I actually never even comment about Bernier’s performance outside of the first period and some of the second. Just an observation.

For some Eugenius reason you take that and compare Bernier to Andersen of which I’ve never even mentioned the 2 in the same sentence. I’m guessing it fits your overarching narrative?

So I ask you, all knowing Eugenius, if I simply comment on Bernier’s performance during a little over a single period as an isolated event why bring up Amdersen’s stats other than to troll your own fan base like a sad sack of poop.

And yeah, it takes quite the detective to determine I’m drinking Russian Potato Juice

May I join in and argue for 4 pages?
- Blazed

You need to set higher goals. I'm sure if we work at it, we can go at least six pages.

Ok well let me just transcribe this here shindig for everyone else huh?

I say bernier had a decent 1st period and doesn’t deserve to be hung out to dry or expected to make that save on Forsberg. Never bring up Andersen. I’m not a leafs fan (I know, I know neither are you it’s all confusing) so why would I? I actually never even comment about Bernier’s performance outside of the first period and some of the second. Just an observation.

For some Eugenius reason you take that and compare Bernier to Andersen of which I’ve never even mentioned the 2 in the same sentence. I’m guessing it fits your overarching narrative?

So I ask you, all knowing Eugenius, if I simply comment on Bernier’s performance during a little over a single period as an isolated event why bring up Amdersen’s Stars other than to troll your own fan base like a sad sack of poop.

And yeah, it takes quite the detective to determine I’m drinking Russian Potato Juice
- RickJames77

Whiskey is better.

Whiskey is better.
- Blazed

It 100% is and I’ll take this as an approval of my post

It 100% is and I’ll take this as an approval of my post
- RickJames77

though I've grown fond of Eugene

Ok well let me just transcribe this here shindig for everyone else huh?

I say bernier had a decent 1st period and doesn’t deserve to be hung out to dry or expected to make that save on Forsberg. Never bring up Andersen. I’m not a leafs fan (I know, I know neither are you it’s all confusing) so why would I? I actually never even comment about Bernier’s performance outside of the first period and some of the second. Just an observation.

For some Eugenius reason you take that and compare Bernier to Andersen of which I’ve never even mentioned the 2 in the same sentence. I’m guessing it fits your overarching narrative?

So I ask you, all knowing Eugenius, if I simply comment on Bernier’s performance during a little over a single period as an isolated event why bring up Amdersen’s stats other than to troll your own fan base like a sad sack of poop.

And yeah, it takes quite the detective to determine I’m drinking Russian Potato Juice
- RickJames77

Why did you assume I posted those numbers to attack you in some way?

It 100% is and I’ll take this as an approval of my post
- RickJames77

It 100% is and I’ll take this as an approval of my post
- RickJames77

I like whiskey too. Rye and coke is my drink of choice.

though I've grown fond of Eugene
- Blazed

That’s fine. It doesn’t make him right in this situation

I like whiskey too. Rye and coke is my drink of choice.
- Thecakeisalie

Whiskey and water. Not that sparkling water crap either just plain old water.

- Steven_Seagull

You actually disagree, gull?

That’s fine. It doesn’t make him right in this situation
- RickJames77

Or ever.

Why did you assume I posted those numbers to attack you in some way?
- Unholy_Goalie

You quoted his post about Bernier making some good saves in the first and how his team shouldn't have let Forsberg get to that position, by posting stats for Bernier and Andersen, like he should even care. He sure wasn't defending Andersen there, he wasn't even talking about him.

So were you trying to stir poop up with RJ, or simply with Leafs fans on here? Either way makes you look like a douche.

Why did you assume I posted those numbers to attack you in some way?
- Unholy_Goalie

You quoted his post about Bernier making some good saves in the first and how his team shouldn't have let Forsberg get to that position, by posting stats for Bernier and Andersen, like he should even care. He sure wasn't defending Andersen there, he wasn't even talking about him.

So were you trying to stir poop up with RJ, or simply with Leafs fans on here? Either way makes you look like a douche.
- Thecakeisalie

More assumptions.

You actually disagree, gull?
- RickJames77

All alcohol tastes the same...terrible.

All alcohol tastes the same...terrible.
- Steven_Seagull

edit* I would've seen your wink if I wasn't drinking....on a Wednesday

Everyone should just never respond to UG. I should take my own advice, I know.

If no one does it’s the same as a ban. Just a thought.

Everyone should just never respond to UG. I should take my own advice, I know.

If no one does it’s the same as a ban. Just a thought.
- RickJames77

Well seeing as he usually argues with himself, I’m sure he’ll find a way to entertain us.