Those were Andersen's numbers and Bernier's numbers, sweetheart.
- Unholy_Goalie

OK sweetie, if you ask nice enough HOHO will lend you his hat.

I know you love arguments sweetheart, so I’ll make it easy for you. Bernier is a poop goalie and even though he’s play ok should not be expected to make a save when Forsberg was where he was with the puck.
- RickJames77

Somehow I'm going to shift this argument into how the Caps were fools to trade Forsberg. You will magically be arguing that it was a fair trade.

Alright,who wants to get in the middle of this UG-RJ sandwich?
- PatC80

The bird. Spit roast time.

The bird. Spit roast time.
- Tumbleweed

Slow

As long as I’m facing RJ
- Steven_Seagull

K... I'll go second.

Slow
- Steven_Seagull

With extra marinade.

K... I'll go second.
- PatC80

Guess we should just start calling you Mr. Phaneuf.

Guess we should just start calling you Mr. Phaneuf.
- Thecakeisalie

Cause he just got swept?

Slow
- Steven_Seagull

Yes, Rj likes his rj's slow. Enjoy.

OK sweetie, if you ask nice enough HOHO will lend you his hat.
- TrashPanda

I offered to take that hat on a date and got turned down. Reason was "washing out stains".

Oh lawd.

Who's the jogging babe?

Guess we should just start calling you Mr. Phaneuf.
- Thecakeisalie

Yes, Rj likes his rj's slow. Enjoy.
- Tumbleweed

You don’t have to tell me...

- sloppyseconds2

I offered to take that hat on a date and got turned down. Reason was "washing out stains".
- PatC80

I doubt any method known to man could ever truly make that hat clean again.

- sloppyseconds2

Well hello there!

That's some good runnin. So as long as she is jogging past your table when it's time to go, you can run after her like a dog in heat and escape. Good plan.

P.S. Fires up the hub.
- Thecakeisalie

I’ll take a page from Sir Weginald.

True Ahjay story:

It was Benidorm, Spain on a quaint slightly sunny day. Being 9 years old on a nude beach with a 12 year old other brother was quite the time. I managed to destroy an ice cream cone, grab a boob, and have my dad chase me

There was a 400-500lb beached whale fully nude. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and almost hurled into my ice cream cone. No it was not that cone’s day. I had the fortitude to keep licking despite the folds. I instead said to my brother “hey check out the hottie at 3 o’clock.” He abruptly adjusts, turns around and tosses his ice cream cone in the trash. What a waste

The second is simple. I grabbed some nipple

The third is hysterical. My dad was walking with my brother and I to the end of the beach (I forget why). This beach body hottie with a pair of IIRC nice tight Cs and a surfer body is jogging topless on the beach in the opposite direction with headphones. My brother and I just start following and my father realizes this like 15 seconds later and starts chasing after us chasing her

Guess we should just start calling you Mr. Phaneuf.
- Thecakeisalie

😊

I’ll take a page from Sir Weginald.

True Ahjay story:

It was Benidorm, Spain on a quaint slightly sunny day. Being 9 years old on a nude beach with a 12 year old other brother was quite the time. I managed to destroy an ice cream cone, grab a boob, and have my dad chase me

There was a 400-500lb beached whale fully nude. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and almost hurled into my ice cream cone. No it was not that cone’s day. I had the fortitude to keep licking despite the folds. I instead said to my brother “hey check out the hottie at 3 o’clock.” He abruptly adjusts, turns around and tosses his ice cream cone in the trash. What a waste

The second is simple. I grabbed some nipple

The third is hysterical. My dad was walking with my brother and I to the end of the beach (I forget why). This beach body hottie with a pair of IIRC nice tight Cs and a surfer body is jogging topless on the beach in the opposite direction with headphones. My brother and I just start following and my father realizes this like 15 seconds later and starts chasing after us chasing her
- RickJames77

9?

Those were Andersen's numbers and Bernier's numbers, sweetheart.
- Unholy_Goalie

Can you explain or point out where I have ever given Andersen a compliment gorgeous? I’d love to see you try. But realistically you’ll just disappear back into hole with which you came from.

Somehow I'm going to shift this argument into how the Caps were fools to trade Forsberg. You will magically be arguing that it was a fair trade.
- Thecakeisalie

I hope you’re referring to UG?

Well hello there!
- Thecakeisalie

Hi.

Can you explain or point out where I have ever given Andersen a compliment gorgeous? I’d love to see you try. But realistically you’ll just disappear back into hole with which you came from.
- RickJames77

Never said you did.

Must be drinking Russian vodka, you seem angry.

9?
- Steven_Seagull

Oh dude absolutely. That was in April and I turned 10 that August.

Believe me, I can never forget that chick...

Never said you did.

Must be drinking Russian vodka, you seem angry.
- Unholy_Goalie

May I ask you a question?