Nah. He'll be by later tonight to point out that the Leafs got out shot. Because tonight he'll say that it matters (unlike last game, where it didn't matter), since the Leafs are allowed more than they got.

And that the stupidly obvious slew foot, directly in front of the ref, wasn't a penalty, so stop complaining about the officiating.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Sad how accurate this is.

Aux d’Gull. Because she’s worth it.
- Steven_Seagull

She certainly is.

Nature walks for the win, just don't fall off a bluff ok?
- Blazed

Nothing ruins a trip like being told what to do.

Nah. He'll be by later tonight to point out that the Leafs got out shot. Because tonight he'll say that it matters (unlike last game, where it didn't matter), since the Leafs allowed more than they got.

And that the stupidly obvious slew foot, directly in front of the ref, wasn't a penalty, so stop complaining about the officiating.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Yeah, the officiating is totally fine. No problems except for overly whiny Leafs fans.


When mentioning the Leafs getting outshot, don't forget the comment that Andersen clearly had an above average game and won't keep it up the rest of the series, so tonight was unsustainable hockey.

Nothing ruins a trip like being told what to do.
- As_I_See_It

I'll fall to my death if I feel like it! Stop telling me what to do! Your not my father!

I'll fall to my death if I feel like it! Stop telling me what to do! Your not my father!
- Thecakeisalie

He could’ve been, but he was a nickel short.

Agreed
- Steven_Seagull

And Luffy's bounty is gonna take a big hike up. Morgans is gonna make sure the news of what occurred spreads across the world.

And Luffy's bounty is gonna take a big hike up. Morgans is gonna make sure the news of what occurred spreads across the world.
- GreatGigInTheSky

This is BIG NEWS!

I’ve revised my dream series winning goal:

Kadri shoots the puck, it ricochets off rat face’s nose- causing it to ram up into his brain, and then goes in.

Marchand winds up with Beatle John IQ, and lives out his days in a care facility, where he sees multiple Leaf cups, but can’t change the channel.

I’ve revised my dream series winning goal:

Kadri shoots the puck, it ricochets off rat face’s nose- causing it to ram up into his brain, and then goes in.

Marchand winds up with Beatle John IQ, and lives out his days in a care facility, where he sees multiple Leaf cups, but can’t change the channel.
- Feeling Glucky?

Bold: my stomach hurts because I laughed too hard

This is BIG NEWS!
- Steven_Seagull

I don't think it'll hit 1 Billion yet, but it could be pretty close.

I’ve revised my dream series winning goal:

Kadri shoots the puck, it ricochets off rat face’s nose- causing it to ram up into his brain, and then goes in.

Marchand winds up with Beatle John IQ, and lives out his days in a care facility, where he sees multiple Leaf cups, but can’t change the channel.
- Feeling Glucky?

Oh, man. Being forced to listen to Butthole Hughson and Douche Bag Simpson call games might be the most torturing part of all of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHNo078Ar0

Eric Fehr with a nice goal against the Randy Carlyle led Ducks LOL bizzaro world

Leafs win


- Tumbleweed

That Andi Petrillo?

I don't think it'll hit 1 Billion yet, but it could be pretty close.
- GreatGigInTheSky

700-800 Million would be my guess.

Eric Fehr with a nice goal against the Randy Carlyle led Ducks LOL bizzaro world
- Blazed

Go Fehr!

Oh, man. Being forced to listen to Butthole Hughson and Douche Bag Simpson call games might be the most torturing part of all of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHNo078Ar0
- GreatGigInTheSky

I've got the nbc feed.

Mcguire is even more pro-bruin then those 2 douches

700-800 Million would be my guess.
- Steven_Seagull

That sounds about right.

Chopper still gonna get no respect, though.

Mushrooms and Turtlenecks

I've got the nbc feed.

Mcguire is even more pro-bruin then those 2 douches
- Tumbleweed

Yeah I seen a bit of both feeds, they called Hyman a diver for the slewfoot.

Yeah I seen a bit of both feeds, they called Hyman a diver for the slewfoot.
- Blazed

I've got the nbc feed.

Mcguire is even more pro-bruin then those 2 douches
- Tumbleweed

I'm not gonna lie, I find that really hard to believe.

Every time a Leafs player goes to the ice "and (insert Leafs player name here) falls to the ice". Every time a Bruins player goes to the ice "and (insert Bruins player name here) gets tripped to the ice".

Leafs player gets thrown out of a faceoff; "the linesmen aren't gonna let cheating slide". Bruins player gets thrown out of a faceoff; "I guess they won that too cleanly" (he actually (frank)ing said that garbage tonight).

EDIT: Those are Jim Butthole Hughson quotes, by the way.

That sounds about right.

Chopper still gonna get no respect, though.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Of course not.

Yeah I seen a bit of both feeds, they called Hyman a diver for the slewfoot.
- Blazed

OK, that's just (frank)ing ridiculous.

Sad how accurate this is.
- Steven_Seagull

What's sad is how the Leafs win a playoff game and you're busy talking poop about me. Sad, yet cute.