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Mahewman
Season Ticket Holder
Boston Bruins
Location: NH
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 13 @ 10:53 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial


Death by morning wood
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 10:54 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial


Dude. It hurt just reading that. My condolences. You can get cranky all you want when the Leafs are losing lol....

Man, anything that causes excruciating pain because you got a boner is just cruel. You know, like my last relationship.

Go Leafs (frank)in' Go
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Apr 13 @ 10:55 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial



Jesus dude!

Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Apr 13 @ 10:55 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial


Been there done that..no fack'n fun..


After 1st time no more scope while awake..Have had 3 done since..asleep each time..

Have 3 small stones sitting in left kidney right now..Waiting for the next time pissing blood is no fun
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 10:56 PM ET
So which one of those protesters was you? What are they mad about exactly? More tax on alcohol?
- Thecakeisalie


Legalizing weed is probably gonna hurt those guys' business.
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Apr 13 @ 10:56 PM ET
I thought having a catheter come out was bad....
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Apr 13 @ 10:57 PM ET
I haven't really seen any of the Bruins fans rubbing it in. I certainly am not. Your starting fights with anyone with Bruins listed as there team. We understand how inconsistent things have been just as much as you do. Three playoff games is a lot but he was definitely getting suspended. Regardless of his team or who it was against.

If the role was reversed the Bruins board would be full of Leafs fans... Go look at any of Tys articles. If it has to do with Backes or Marchand. The place goes through the roof. We are here because this is where the conversation is happening.

Anyways, the series isnt over. Lets hope for less shenanigans and more good hockey. May the best team win and win healthy. If the Leafs win, i will be rooting for them over Tampa for sure.

- Mahewman


Maybe it would be full of Leafs fans if the situations were reversed, but it wouldn't be me.

What sets me off is not "just" being a Bruins fan. What sets me off is any sort of use of this as an excuse for Marchand or having Bruins fans tell us all how much it was deserved when your guy got a (frank)ing 5K fine last time.

It is galling to hear from a Bruins fans and you guys do enjoy a history of poop going your way and you won't hear that on just the Leafs thread.

There are times it is just best to go talk with people who feel the same way you do.

Boston was easily the better team last night. May the best team win the series. I certainly don't need any fairy godmother Senators-run to happen this year.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Apr 13 @ 10:57 PM ET
Need to be better on the pk for sure...

But those 2 were the most egregious hooks ever. Had to call them.

Just an awful night for the refs. Complete mess

- burn


The first was a one handed "hook" and the second was a dive. Even the guys talking in the intermission said that it's in no way a hook. And they go out of their way to not call out officiating.
LeafMan
Location: A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Joined: 05.20.2007

Apr 13 @ 10:57 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial

Dude, I've gone through three procedure for a 4cm by 4cm staghorn stone, PCNL surgery, which left 4 big stones they couldn't get because of trauma to my kidney., plus a stent. 4 days after surgery i was back in the hospital with fragments stuck in the urethra. 4 weeks after went for shockwave, it didn't work, now I have laser scheduled in two weeks.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Apr 13 @ 10:58 PM ET
Oh... and another thing...

Yesterday I had a ureteral stent removed after having it in for 3 weeks. It goes from your kidney to your bladder. You have to go to the bathroom constantly and it hurts like a SOB when you go...

I had a (frank)ing wire/thread loop hanging out of my Richard. I couldn't wear pants.

Do you know what it is like when you wake up nearly screaming in the middle of the night because you got a (frank)ing boner and took up all the slack in that wire loop so it felt like it was cutting into you?

How do you think they remove that stent.

It feels just awesome having a 12" stent pulled through your Richard after 3 weeks of that.

So yeah, I am a little (frank)ing short tempered lately.


- Aetherial



Damn b'y. That's rough.

I'm actually having a poopty day too, since one of my dogs died literally while I was carrying him to the house from my car after a vet visit when he couldn't stand on his own.

He's had hip problems for a while so when he was seeming down the last few days and having trouble walking much and lost his appetite, I figured he was just suffering a lot of pain there. Delayed taking him for a day, then our vet had to take a family member to the hospital yesterday, so took him today. Turned out he had a serious case of pneumonia and also had a really high fever. Vet gave him some shots to help the fever, and some antibiotics to take, but I guess it was too late.

Pretty poopty situation, but I think I'm still happy I'm not you.

Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Apr 13 @ 10:58 PM ET
Been there done that..no fack'n fun..


After 1st time no more scope while awake..Have had 3 done since..asleep each time..

Have 3 small stones sitting in left kidney right now..Waiting for the next time pissing blood is no fun

- Fruitcakenipple


2 left in mine but they are behind membranes and not likely to move. Procedure failed the first time so they left a stent in for 2 weeks just so they could do it again.

It was the worst medical thing I have gone through. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 11:00 PM ET
*googles how to prevent kidney stones*
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Apr 13 @ 11:01 PM ET
Dude, I've gone through three procedure for a 4cm by 4cm staghorn stone, PCNL surgery, which left 4 big stones they couldn't get because of trauma to my kidney., plus a stent. 4 days after surgery i was back in the hospital with fragments stuck in the urethra. 4 weeks after went for shockwave, it didn't work, now I have laser scheduled in two weeks.
- LeafMan



Wtf?


I wouldn’t wish that kind of poop on my worst enemies...even if they are leaf fans...
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Apr 13 @ 11:02 PM ET
*googles how to prevent kidney stones*
- Zezel

Please share with everyone
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 11:02 PM ET
Damn b'y. That's rough.

I'm actually having a poopty day too, since one of my dogs died literally while I was carrying him to the house from my car after a vet visit when he couldn't stand on his own.

He's had hip problems for a while so when he was seeming down the last few days and having trouble walking much and lost his appetite, I figured he was just suffering a lot of pain there. Delayed taking him for a day, then our vet had to take a family member to the hospital yesterday, so took him today. Turned out he had a serious case of pneumonia and also had a really high fever. Vet gave him some shots to help the fever, and some antibiotics to take, but I guess it was too late.

Pretty poopty situation, but I think I'm still happy I'm not you.

- Thecakeisalie


Aw man that is awful. Losing a fur buddy is so tough. I'm sorry.
LeafMan
Location: A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Joined: 05.20.2007

Apr 13 @ 11:03 PM ET


Wtf?


I wouldn’t wish that kind of poop on my worst enemies...even if they are leaf fans...

- Iggysbff

Most painful thing ever. I passed out from the pain in the emergency room. I couldn't breath it was so bad.
burn
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tavares is sledge hockey level - Islesrbettr, ON
Joined: 08.02.2006

Apr 13 @ 11:04 PM ET
*googles how to prevent kidney stones*
- Zezel



Jfc.


Wires and lasers on the business line.....ouch.
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Apr 13 @ 11:04 PM ET
2 left in mine but they are behind membranes and not likely to move. Procedure failed the first time so they left a stent in for 2 weeks just so they could do it again.

It was the worst medical thing I have gone through. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

- Aetherial



Had no pain at all with stones . Just started passing big time blood, the pain started when they did first scope followed by the crushing/remove. The 3 weeks with the stint was an horrible experience..
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Apr 13 @ 11:04 PM ET
Death by morning wood

- Mahewman


Oh man, It felt like it.

I never thought as an adult I would have to work so hard to not get a boner.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Apr 13 @ 11:05 PM ET
Laine 3 points. Matthews 0 points.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Apr 13 @ 11:05 PM ET
Dude. It hurt just reading that. My condolences. You can get cranky all you want when the Leafs are losing lol....

Man, anything that causes excruciating pain because you got a boner is just cruel. You know, like my last relationship.

Go Leafs (frank)in' Go

- Zezel


Well-played
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 11:05 PM ET
Please share with everyone
- Iggysbff


The bad news for me is apparently coffee and chocolate can cause problems. I consume those like a madman. Actually lots of good foods can contribute. Beets, spinach, nuts...gonna just have to take my chances with this poop. I cut a lot of the meat out of my diet, so I got that going for me.
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Apr 13 @ 11:07 PM ET
Dude, I've gone through three procedure for a 4cm by 4cm staghorn stone, PCNL surgery, which left 4 big stones they couldn't get because of trauma to my kidney., plus a stent. 4 days after surgery i was back in the hospital with fragments stuck in the urethra. 4 weeks after went for shockwave, it didn't work, now I have laser scheduled in two weeks.
- LeafMan

Ouch. been through stones . every 6 months . left side then the right side. Then 6 months later all over again. Stopped 18 yrs ago.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 13 @ 11:07 PM ET
Jfc.


Wires and lasers on the business line.....ouch.

- burn


lol the business line...

Yeah, this is the most painful page I've read on this site, and that is (frank)ing saying something, huge time...
burn
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tavares is sledge hockey level - Islesrbettr, ON
Joined: 08.02.2006

Apr 13 @ 11:07 PM ET
Damn b'y. That's rough.

I'm actually having a poopty day too, since one of my dogs died literally while I was carrying him to the house from my car after a vet visit when he couldn't stand on his own.

He's had hip problems for a while so when he was seeming down the last few days and having trouble walking much and lost his appetite, I figured he was just suffering a lot of pain there. Delayed taking him for a day, then our vet had to take a family member to the hospital yesterday, so took him today. Turned out he had a serious case of pneumonia and also had a really high fever. Vet gave him some shots to help the fever, and some antibiotics to take, but I guess it was too late.

Pretty poopty situation, but I think I'm still happy I'm not you.

- Thecakeisalie


Sucks, sorry of hear.


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