Go ahead, female dog.

I’m already well known for posting raccoon porn on RCs Twitter.
- RafiDRW

he hasn't blocked you because he likes that poop.

You think it’s easy being this bad? Cause it’s not. Takes a great deal of practice and dedication.
- Wildschwein

Don't forget a heavy dose of Lucic and a sprinkle of Russell.

Larsson does not look know kindly upon this jest.
- Wildschwein

Fine. Change out Franzen for Zetterberg and add in Ericsson. Replace Yammer with Klefbom, Lucic and Bear.

he hasn't blocked you because he likes that poop.
- Jailbait

That is him (frank)ing that raccoon stuff animal. Like that pic of Ek (frank)ing CaptEo while he’s dressed as a bride.

Ask JB. I only know how to steal movies and tv shows, I pay for live sporting events.
- leonkennedy

Do you pay for your porn too?

Do you pay for your porn too?
- Jailbait

Pork is legally free. NHL games are not.

It must be tough for Canucks fans having to be classy for the first time in forever.

Pork is legally free. NHL games are not.
- RafiDRW

Man, I got gamecentre because of the Share Everything Plan.

Basketball games, on the other hand, is a different story. Same with movies.

I wouldn't know, but from stories, that's what all women are like

But seriously that was (frank)ing retarded
- Jailbait

Only bad thing about it was they took a goal from Russell which Hendo will love because he hates him so much.

I see that the greatest player in the game got another 3 points tonight

Man, I got gamecentre because of the Share Everything Plan.

Basketball games, on the other hand, is a different story. Same with movies.
- Jailbait

Your parents have gamecentre that you use because they pay for your cell phone. Don't (frank)ing lie about it.

It must be tough for Canucks fans having to be classy for the first time in forever.
- wreckage

Never seen a crowd watching the leagues 2nd pooptiest team playing the leagues pooptiest team get so excited before.

Never seen a crowd watching the leagues 2nd pooptiest team playing the leagues pooptiest team get so excited before.
- leonkennedy

They're just gathering for the riot after the game.

I see that the greatest player in the game got another 3 points tonight
- laughs2907

Greatest player but definitely not most valuable. Remember that.

They're just gathering for the riot after the game.
- wreckage

I wouldn't put it past Canucks fans.

I wouldn't put it past Canucks fans.
- leonkennedy

Absolutely not. It's been about 10 years. They're due.

Greatest player but definitely not most valuable. Remember that.
- leonkennedy

I know eh

Absolutely not. It's been about 10 years. They're due.
- wreckage

After about 5 minutes of listening to John Garrett I am ready smash some windows and loot some poop myself.

I know eh
- laughs2907

If he scores 130pts next year, but the Oilers miss the playoffs by a female genitalia hair, he still wouldn't deserve to be called the MVP

Only bad thing about it was they took a goal from Russell which Hendo will love because he hates him so much.
- leonkennedy

It was a pretty sweet goal too, snuck it five-hole. He's stuck at 21 pts ever since I hyped him up

They're just gathering for the riot after the game.
- wreckage

With a marijuana dispensary on every block now that's probably not going happen anymore...

With a marijuana dispensary on every block now that's probably not going happen anymore...
- Flamin_Irishmin

True. Pot turns people into some real lazy mofo's.

Your parents have gamecentre that you use because they pay for your cell phone. Don't (frank)ing lie about it.
- leonkennedy

Dudeeeeee, I (frank)ing wish. It's all one bill, so technically my parents pay for it, but I still have to pay $40 bucks


Being an adult (frank)ing sucks and I'm not even at the part where I have to pay a mortgage or insurance (other than car insurance), electricity or any of that poop. I don't know how you guys have managed.

True. Pot turns people into some real lazy mofo's.
- leonkennedy

What's my excuse?

It was a pretty sweet goal too, snuck it five-hole. He's stuck at 21 pts ever since I hyped him up
- Jailbait

If Hendo had to write his final blog of the season on Saturday talking about Russells sweet moves it would probably cause him to have a stroke